.;+ `` What /people/? `` She scoffed. `` Better not be comparing me to /you/ janked up humans. `` +;.
.;+ She stood there, waiting for a response. +;.
``You actually think you're a deer-person don't you? Wow, you're a real idiot`` She hopped out of the tree, Steel following.
.;+ She rolled her eyes- No one could see, of course.- `` /Think/? Sure, why not. Come down here, you can actually /tell/ these annoying sticks-for-antlers are /growing/ from my cranium. `` +;.
``Listen, deer-people don't exist. Sorry to burst your bubble. Well, no I'm not``
.;+ `` Really, then? How do you explain these useless animal parts /growing/ from my body, then? `` She scoffed. +;.
``Super glue. Duh. Want me to rip them off for you?`` She grinned.
.;+ `` Try. `` She said, +;.
She sighed. ``I didn't expect you to have me, my hands hurt but fine``
.;+ She stood by the campfire, her arms crossed. +;.
.;+ She lowered her head, her dark grey, almost-metallic antlers facing the girl. +;.
She grasped the antler and pulled, not as hard as she could, of course, but pretty hard.
.;+ It didn't come off. +;.
``Fine, but you aren't a deer person. You're either a really weird person who slathers themselves in glue every day, or a mutated fetus.``
.;+ `` I'd rather be a mutated fetus, thanks. `` She said, righting her head. +;.
``Well, you have fun with that`` She said, turning and beginning to walk away before turning around. ``Oh, and by the way, you should watch out for hunters, they like to kill deer`` She didn't believe they were a deer, nor was it deer season, but she was bored and wanted to see their reaction.
.;+ She squeaked. +;.
She turned back around smirking.
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