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Edgy Contract Assassin.

"You had one job. Kill the monster. And you come here and tell me that you married them?"

"Yes."

Rune is a sick man, but he'll still fight you if you're taking advantage of your life.

"I am a horrible, disgusting, evil being known as a demon. I can kill just about anyone and will stop at nothing to fulfill my master's contract in order to greedily devour his soul- *sees a cat nearby* Aaah a cat! Puni puni~ 🥺"

Birdbrain who is also a compulsive hoarder of sticks

Homeless wandering vagrant who sells drugs

🌌🌏👨‍🚀 "Wait, it is just an all gory allegory for neurodiversity?" - 🔫👨‍🚀"Always has been"

Caffeine-addicted wannabe marine biologist with partially-blue hair and pronouns who can't get anything done in life because they spend too much time gaming and getting thrown through the multiverse.

"I'm 240CM tall lizard thing... Australian."

blonde kid with a shit backstory makes a deal with an also shit demon spider butler dude and proceeds to have a shit time that leads to death

tl;dr
alois trancy deserves a lot better

"skedaddle skidoodle"

If that "GODDAMMIT KRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE WE??" meme was personified. And incredibly sarcastic.

Goober trades his conviction pursuing some local tail and proceeds to get turned by a vampire, and not even the sexy kind. Drowns his sorrow in larceny and nice suits.

World’s worst dad ever: the movie.

yeehaw angel

car.,,,,,

Monika from hit 2017 visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club. But she eat you.

Local Writer Throws Their Blorbo Through the Multiverse // guy known for "have green hair, sit backwards in chair, be mysterious, and die"

I know I've already used him here, but...

"The kind of guy to bring a chainsaw to a swordfight."