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Are you feeling sad soundwave?

Yeah

You should get in an elevator

Why!?

To LIFT your SPIRITS badumnce..

Oh well you know I am a NO BODIE

Janine
"Well, I was always a thief, but you've stolen my heart. Uh... did that work?"

Host
"I will literally buy you."

Phaedra
"... I appreciate you existing."

My characters aren't exactly the flirtatious types.

I'll bring you over with poetry's! Each heart has its haunted chamber,
Where the silent moonlight falls!
On the floor are mysterious footsteps,
There are whispers along the walls!

And mine at times is haunted
By phantoms of the Past
As motionless as shadows
By the silent moonlight cast.

A form sits by the window,
That is not seen by day,
For as soon as the dawn approaches
It vanishes away.

It sits there in the moonlight
Itself as pale and still,
And points with its airy finger
Across the window-sill.

Without before the window,
There stands a gloomy pine,
Whose boughs wave upward and downward
As wave these thoughts of mine.

And underneath its branches
Is the grave of a little child,
Who died upon life's threshold,
And never wept nor smiled.

What are ye, O pallid phantoms!
That haunt my troubled brain?
That vanish when day approaches,
And at night return again?

What are ye, O pallid phantoms!
But the statues without breath,
That stand on the bridge overarching
The silent river of death?

Phaedra
"Oh. Um, excuse me. Never-mind, forget what I had just said. I will be going home now."

(Smiles creepily holding knife)) "you better not leave!"

It's sweet!

x2 lmao x)

(Ay, it suited her )

"Like the wind? 'Cause I can totally blow you away'"*wink wink*

Wait, you want me to wha-?

(Just use one of the lines you used on your wife... I dunno!)

Ah... I love you more than Hoshido?

(... No words. Go to the corner, you're grounded, Akio.)

I don't think any of these are going to be particularly funny, but I'm no comedian. Please watch me die of shame as I write these!

Jo:
Hey, {curse}-head, no pick-up like a pick-up truck. I'm getting out of here. Wanna check out how my clutch handles?

Laedo:
I see more magic in you than all the silver linings on a grey-washed day. A toast, (and obviously drinks, but he's drinking some flimsy candy thing he thinks has no alcohol) to the great works we could weave together.

Boyce:
(Gruff silence, pulling up to the bar, probably stone-faced for nerves. This is how pick-ups do, right?) What are you having? Want another?

Cassie:
Heyyy, was that you on tinder? Because you're definitely on fire and you're making me hot.

*sets huge machine gun down on the table*

*speaks in thick Russian accent*
"My other gun is bigger"

Ooo this is fun! Prepare for cringy puns and bad pick up lines tho.

Bhaltair
Hey girl, did you just fall on sugar? 'Cuz you got a sweet ass! *Proceeds to give himself a high five for that pick-up line, the absolute nerd.*

Hemera
You have the voice of an angel, darling! Care to make some music together? *Winky face.*

Victor
Hey ruff stuff, I'm an absolute monster under the covers. Wanna howl to the moon? *Proceeds to wolf whistle.*

Minerva
Do you like the big guns? I'm glad you do. Let's go out for a drink sometime, and I'll take you to the gun show.

Angelo
*Proceeds to make crude/lewd gestures with his hands. He's mute, he can't talk, but by god he's the most straight forward out of my characters.*

Velia
Are you okay, dear? Because you just fell from heaven and right into my arms.

(here come the more innocent folks)

Chiron
I really like you! I want to show you around my workshop some time, I promise it's interesting!

Primrose
U-Uh... You're... C-Cute... Maybe do you... Wanna hang out some time? Not as f-friends, as... Maybe a date? Aha. I'm sorry. I've never done this before.

Do you like to time travel? Meet me last Friday.