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What are some of the fynniest comebacks your characters would make. Can do more than one per character.

Alex- I may be emotionless, but at least I’m not brainless.

Heather- Want to know what you and a ballon have in common? You’re both filled with hot air.

Isamu- My voice is hotter than you could ever be.

Jordan- Even as a cross dresser I have better style than you, plus I probably look hotter than your girlfriend.

Nadia- Sorry, but I don’t speak idiot.

Olivia- Hm? What’s that? Sorry, I don’t understand jerkwad.

Rae- At least my highlighter clothes are brighter than you, and your future could ever be~

Ren- If I wanted to die I’d just jump from your ego to your IQ!

Violet- Hm. I thought I sprayed myself with fboy repellent. Must not have if you’re here.

Raewaffle you beautiful soul these come back are amazing . I love that last one.

I'm not that great with a sword but last time I got attacked by bandits, I managed to bully one of them into running away. Granted, he was the weak link among them. I kept insulting him every time he said something or failed to hurt me. There was no way they could ever respect him afterwards. Perhaps my favorite was after he said
"what's even in that cart?"
"YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR"

Cameron: Do you see the amount of ***** I give.

Tsubasa: That was drier than my love life.

Scout: at least I'll always remain young and Handsome/Beautiful.

You elves confuse me. How can you be so stuck up AND have such limp ****s?

I'm gonna regret this terribly.

Sariel: You don' scare me. The number of times I've died more th'n doubles the amount of your IQ points... Which is prob'ly only twelve anyway, buuut I'll round it up to fifteen. I'm feelin' generous t'day.
Arina: *Can't be mean if her life depended on it* You're too pretty and it hurts me so you need to... Stop...
Silber: Nah, I'm not mad. I just hate you.
Rose: Please. If you're so much cooler than me, I must be a lot hotter than you.
Estelle: *Blank staring* Huh. You are such a joke, I could have sworn looking at you long enough would actually make me smile for the first time in my life.
Isamu: Well, brains before beauty... Guess that means you can't go in at all, since you have neither.
Yamato: Uh... I'LL SUE
Elton: *Comeback.exe has stopped working*

Me? Weeelll... I’ve been in the human world long enough to know some words.

“You’re so dumb, you’d think the poison dart frog was just a pretty thing and you’d touch it. Then you’d die, just like your brain cells already have.” My new and fabulous comeback. Ha!

"I'm sorry sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours"

been working on it but i finally managed

"I don't care about your oh so tragic past or how many people you killed. Go. Die. Kill yourself and spare me the effort,"

"Sappers don't make syrup. They make bombs."

*starts playing music from his own speakers in the middle of the conversation* I'm sorry, I can't hear you.



It's funny because he's a robot.

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Tactic used: 8956 surprise individual or individuals the proceed to repeatedly strike them before they complete there attempt to understand what has been said previously.