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i saw something like this on tumblr and thought it would be fun to try on here lmao

i think it’s more fun with as little context as possible

the weirdest thing in my room is this axe and the blade’s just a piece of styrofoam and duct tape wrapped around it but i guess it looks kind of real if the lightings dim

Literally anything from my curio shelf:
- dried rabbit, rat, and starling feet
- a raccoon baculum
- a massive great black wasp in a jar
- multiple shark jaws
- a mummified bat
- wolf teeth

I have a printed out pepa pig head on a stick that I used for s lord of the flies Halloween costune

A birdcage... I dont even have a bird

Ah, yes, of course, what else could one expect from you Yersinia?



For myself, I have a plastic bag filled to the brim with those weird teeth lollies. I couldn't even give context if I wanted to- I just found them one day amongst my art supplies.

Hm, let's see...

- A wooden cane
- A WWII gas mask, a black leather plague doctor mask, and a Japanese fox mask
- A bag full of origami flowers
- A piece of felt that I turned into a dumb little scarf
- About... 20+ filled sketchbooks all stacked up into a tower
- A giant python plush toy

If anyone wants to ask me about the stories behind these objects, go right ahead.

A pistacchio shell, that didn't break when I got the nut out. I took the opportunity to draw eyes on it, and now it's constantly smiling.

There's also this piece of rock that came from the facade of the school building where I had 80 % of all classes in highschool some five years ago. Our homeroom teacher gave it to us, knowing the building was to be demolished shortly after our graduation.

It's literally just a piece of rock. About the size of a baseball.

I don't know if they count as weird but

- Several fox pelts (that I'd love to get to be like taxidermy models or soft mounts one day)
- Katana & a fancier small display sword/dagger
- Soviet Navy hat (or some fancier name for the black thing)
- A handful of Soviet badges
- Chunk of Berlin Wall (who knows if it's real or just merchandise)
- 5000000 empty milk bottles/boxes (I need to take them out. I drink a lot of milk ok xD )

A hammer and a 300 lumen flashlight. My mode of self defense cuz I live in the hood lol.

Me.

Funny thing is that's not even a joke.

A framed portrait of Iron Man's suit.

I have never seen a single Iron Man movie.

You took my hecking answer

You've never what?? *puts the Iron Man trilogy in your hands* Here, educate yourself!

a plaster life sized skull on a stick.

a small container full of teeth.

A plushie executioner. It's freaking adorable and so so wrong. (I also have a plague doctor hand puppet somewhere, which is equally as needlessly cute and cuddly)

that's the bedroom.

In the living room? A lot of dolls, so many dolls. The weirdest is probably Action Gran, who is a 90s Action man wearing a frumpy old lady dress and cardigan. He looks mad.
also a 70 cm doll wielding a sword stands behind my computer screen.
There's also randomly a small tank on top of a doll house table on one of the bookshelves. It's about the same size as the table. I don't know why it's there. But it's funny.

We also have 4 swords, two flintlocks, plaster replica flint axes, a bunch of fossils and more dice than anyone reasonably ever needs. Pretty sure we own a copy of the book of "erotic fantasy" which is every bit as disturbing as it sounds.

Also on the windowsill we have a framed "danger of death" sign.

I'd have to say a box of cereal thats covered in stickers from the Troll's movie.

-A longevity scepter, from chinese traditions-tales!

-Empty bottles of nice alcohols, because we like to keep them. xD

Seems everything, I can't see or think of anything else.

If you always except "me" as an acceptable answer, then, it's really all. :*

The weirdest thing in my room is probably a coconut. (it’s a long story)

The weirdest things in my room are three shelves of animal skulls of different kinds of animals and my giant albino Burmese python.

That sounds good suff to have in your room. x)

Guys, keep throwing at us what you got! :p