"Statement: Greetings to all organic meatbags, I am HK47 protocol droid. Unfortunately, I am bound to a mobile device; but rest assured that I will still post to a quality far superior to that of an astromech."
"Observation: I am sure to meet numerous variations of myself in due time. I promise everyone that I will thoroughly educate these inferior models on proper assassination protocols."
"Correction: Did I say assassination? My apologies meatbags, it would seem my vocabulator is malfunctioning again. Clearly I was reffering to the etiquette in facilitating communications to terminate hostilities."
"Observation: I am sure to meet numerous variations of myself in due time. I promise everyone that I will thoroughly educate these inferior models on proper assassination protocols."
"Correction: Did I say assassination? My apologies meatbags, it would seem my vocabulator is malfunctioning again. Clearly I was reffering to the etiquette in facilitating communications to terminate hostilities."
Hello, HK47 It's nice to meet you and welcome to RPR, hope you have great time here. 
With love, Lotus 😄
With love, Lotus 😄
Hey, this meatbag wishes you a warm welcome to RPR! 
"Who ya callin' meat bag ya tin can? I am jus' a nommin' mess of plasma."
Welcome to rpr.
Welcome to rpr.
Salutations: I assure you the Maker is most pleased to have you here.
Statement: If you have any questions, feel free to pm me for help.
Statement: If you have any questions, feel free to pm me for help.
Welcome to RPR! I hope you enjoy it here!
"Meatbag? Sounds tasty...also sorta gross..."
"Also I'd love to see what your made of...and how many different ways I can tear ya apart inside then rig ya back together!"
Welcome to RPR~
I hope you enjoy your time here!!
"Also I'd love to see what your made of...and how many different ways I can tear ya apart inside then rig ya back together!"
Welcome to RPR~
I hope you enjoy your time here!!
"Hey, you sound super cool! Can't wait to destroy humanity with you!"
Ahaha. Anyway, welcomeeee!!!!
Ahaha. Anyway, welcomeeee!!!!
Hey! Welcome to RPR!
"Statement: though I have yet to really be active on this site, I appreciate the sentiment of having been welcomed."
"Indignant Recitation: To the one that wanted to take me apart; no, you may certainly not break through my chasis. The last meatbag to try to rewire me accidentally triggered my assassination protocols, from which I proceeded to disembowel him with my bare hands in a most effecient manner. The meatbag screamed in inarticulate attempts to beg for his life for hours before he finally expired. I am a machine of perfection, created by one of the most complex minds in the galaxy."
"Indignant Recitation: To the one that wanted to take me apart; no, you may certainly not break through my chasis. The last meatbag to try to rewire me accidentally triggered my assassination protocols, from which I proceeded to disembowel him with my bare hands in a most effecient manner. The meatbag screamed in inarticulate attempts to beg for his life for hours before he finally expired. I am a machine of perfection, created by one of the most complex minds in the galaxy."
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