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Gametime, but now that I think about it it may make a decent rp plot... Anyways. One of your characters is now suddenly the caretaker of a small child, think that moment when a friend or family member is suddenly like
" here, watch my child whom you literally just met, its fiiiiiinnnne "

thoughts? Witty quotes?

Vaeula, lord of demons: " ok fine I will get you a juice box just for the love of everything unholy please stop tugging on my tail. " -older character of mine offsite.

“ Good lord. Don’t you love you’re child? This kid is gonna die in a week or less if you leave it in the care of me.”

Lol 😆 funny

But I already have 3 kids!!!

Ciar Teine: Haphazardly holding the child with as much care as he could muster, he'd quirk his brow as a thought dawned on him. '...what do humans eat again?'

Alex Scott: He'd sigh, rolling his eyes as he noticed the child following him, offering it his hand. "Here. Try not to get lost in the crowd." He'd simply mention, trying to put a positive spin on the situation. 'Single dads have an easy time picking up chicks, right?'

Lexi: Gives the child a strange look while smoking a cigar of all things, before turning to Creatia and yelling, "Yo, Cre-Cre! This yo' department, ain't it? I ain't dealin' wit' dis kid *#@$*%&*!" A moment of silence, then she gives a frustrated sigh before shouting again, "...Creatia!!"

Creatia: "What are you t-talking about this ti-" A quivering gasp leaves her lips as she spots the small child before running forward to pick up and cuddle the tiny thing. "Oh...! W-where did, where did you come from, little one? It's okay, it's okay, d-don't worry: M-mama Creatia will take v-very, very v-veeeery g-good care of you, okay? I-I promise, heehee!"

Lexi: Places a hand over her eyes and squeezes tightly in exasperation while muttering to herself, "Ugh, somebody save me, this is my gotdamn life, hnnn...!" Wildly motions to the kid in Creatia's arms with her free hand. "Creatia, we ain't keepin' it! It's just a temp thing, okay?!"

Creatia: "Oh? R-really? Aw, okay..." She averts her eyes in disappointment before seeming to realize something and focuses back on Lexi. "B-but we do need to, need to keep an, an eye on it, r-right...?" Her eyes glimmer with a bit of hope.

Lexi: Waves her and the kid off, continuing to smoke her cigar. "Yeah, yeah, keep an eye on it, whatever..." A while later, Lexi spots Creatia getting talked up by a couple of cute girls. "...Pfft, well whadd'ya know? Maybe I can use this to my advantage... Heheheh."

Yuvithnah: "You see, kiddo. Don't let me fall asleep. Because you'll starve to death if you do. I'll probably wake up when you're 30. Well. When you would be 30."

-To babysitter- "Look, it's only for a few hours while I'm at work, okay? This whole parent thing's pretty new to me so I'm just kinda wingin' it as I go. Oh- don't let her look into my portfolio maps, alright? I'm a tattoo artist, not everything in those is eh... pg13."

"You do know I'm a kid too right? A kid with swords....and a demon is trying to kill me on top of-

"What's that? You brought toys?" Avri gives the babysitter an innocent smile, "Nevermind, I was just kidding."

"Uh...mom, why are you putting me in charge of Roland today?" The prince frowned, running fingers through his blond locks with an exasperated sigh. In truth he absolutely adored his little brother, but he'd been under the impression that the boy would be watched by a nurse or Warren, while Samson would be with his parents in the throne room tending to petitioners and other affairs of state. Not exactly a thrilling duty, but a necessary one, he supposed.

Alianne's response was to smile up at her oldest son. "Your father and I changed our minds. You're not just going to be emperor someday, you are going to be a father," she explained, knowing Samson responded better to being told what to do if he was given what he understood to be a good reason, and not just told it was something he had to do. "You need to know how to handle children, because one day, at the very least, you are going to be required to have an heir, too--even if you don't decide you want more after your first."

Samson sighed, fixing his hair again, but that was...a reasonable argument. And it wasn't like he really objected to spending time with his youngest sibling, so, with his confused frown giving way to a smile of his own, he reached out a hand to take the boy's. "So tell me, what have you been up to today, Roland?" While the boy chattered away with the crown prince giving him his utmost, undivided attention, his guard lurking in the background as always, the empress quietly retreated, as she often did, to leave them to it. She did throw one last, soft smile over her shoulder before heading off out of sight.