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Like the forum I made about quotes, this'll just be a collection of funny misheard lyrics from songs. i'm not posting in Forum Games, because it isn't really a game. Also, make sure to include what song it is.
Can't forget that.

The only one I can think of right now is the lyrics I heard from Super Smash Bros Brawl - Main Theme. I think the song is about underage children drinking booze they earned from their dad, by doing chores... and peeing tsunamis?
Man, my favorite part of mishearing lyrics is the part where you try to make sense of them.

Here we go:
Call my papa!
We need booze!
So wishy-washy clean!
Now let's pee a tsunami!
Call my papa!
We need booze!
We've been bad!
Let's feed cheese to this cool cat!
*Opera gibberish until the male voice*
There's only five million! (probably the amount of chores left)
(This next part is them lamenting about they don't have enough workforce to do the chores)
Where's more people?
We need more men!
And all people are singing with swole men!
*chorus* hey-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
ooooh-oh-ho-ho, swole men!
*chorus* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
(Next part is them sad about not getting the chores done, therefore having to drink tea and other things)
Small tea, and millipede, grain of Audrey,
Don't forget, we will rest, wherever.
(Next part is them plotting their revenge)
Stay, and we'll talk 'bout war. blood from the young, more pestilence, we are great-
(They lose the war)
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