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Obscure Cognition (played anonymously)

If a dog from the US met a dog from the UK and they barked at each other, would they have an accent?

Who's cruel idea was it to put an s in Lisp?

Was it the same person that invented Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia as the fear of long words?

If a budgie saw you reading a newspaper would it wonder why you found its bedding so important?

How is it the language you speak is dependent on the location you are from, but no matter where you're from, you'll work out mathematics the same way?

Why do the same people who say God created everything say that homosexuality is a sin? If God created everything, then He invented homosexuality too. Does this not mean that they do not fully and completely accept God?

Why is the plural for mouse, mice, but the plural for house, houses?

If my arm was chopped off, and I hit someone with it, would it be considered a weapon?
ObscureCognition. To answer your question, The Bible says that man was created and woman from his flesh, and they were made for each other. God created man and woman for each other, and he made us with free will, which means humans had the idea of homosexuality, thus creating it. (btw this is a friendly pointer. I am in no way trying to start an argument. I am not calling out or insulting anyone of any race or sexuality.)
psionicburst

So, by that logic, God made Satan? And furthermore, why would God make an infinite universe. If you travel far enough, there is bound to be something. Is there a such thing as Alien Jesus? Do aliens get saved?
@cyberkitten
if you're interested in learning about infinity, Numberphile has a great video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elvOZm0d4H0
Psionicburst
It's been awhile since I've actually read or heard stories from the Bible, but if I recall from my time 'working' at a Christian Day camp, Satan was an angel who thought he was better than God and challenged him or something. God then kicked him out of Heaven down to Hell. At least, that's what we were told to tell the kids aha
RedLantern

Hi, there is a similar topic in forums games
DuchessMoon-Neko

What if The Sims have actual consciousness?

And if that’s the case... does that make me a neglectful parent?

Edit: Also, how did this lowkey turn into a discussion about religion? Holy crap.
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