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"I mean... I'd try to make it comfortable 'til I found someone who knew what they were doing. Like Animal Control.

What's the most illegal thing you've ever done? (I'm off duty, not narcing, you can tell me.)"

"Off duty, huh? Would you still say that if I told you what I did to the guy who decided to double cross me? I'm fairly sure I broke an equal amount of bones and laws on that one."

"If someone says "Tell me a joke", what is the first joke you tell them?"

I don't tell people jokes, I would demand them to tell ME a joke. But even then I'm not a very comedic person

So... a bit of a simple question, have you even encountered a real god?

Lucienne hearing the word joke frantically flipped through her joke book full of all sorts of material she wrote down. "Oh I got one seeing how we're a month away from October," She said as she cleared her throat. "What type of instrument can you play with a skeleton?" She asks before going quiet for a good bit before answering. "A Xylobone!" She said before bursting out into laughter. "Get it? Because bone and-and-and skeletons- and bwah ha ha!"

It took her a solid 5 minutes to compose herself after her mediocre joke as she climbed back into her chair. "Oh god, ah that's one of my favorites... wait that wasn't the question," She asked before hearing what she was meant to say. "Really? But that's such a boring question, ugh fine" She said as she sat herself up "No, but if it counts some crazy sun worshiping lady with this crazy name is hunting me down so you could ask her" She said before placing her book down and opening up to an empty page.

"Right now let's get to the fun stuff," She said with a bright smile before wheeling her chair over to the next person, bumping into them with her chair and swaying back a bit. "Hello I'm Lucienne, you may have heard of me I'm kinda a big deal, but anyway what's the funniest joke you've heard? Seriously I need something to finish my joke book, it's almost full and I can't buy a new one without filling up the old one"

Nightstorm looks at Lucienne with a confused posture and waves with her left-hoof
"Aah... hi, and you said what was the funniest joke I ever heard, right? Well in full honesty... I don't know, the main instances when I giggled or laughed a bit was just a bit of comedic banter between me and my friends.......*long awkward silence* I have no soul" Nightstorm says with a bit of a frown

"Well I'm no use, sooo... someone else do it!" Nightstorm then teleports away and replaces someone else in her place

Corin laughed a hearty laugh.
"Well, the funniest one isn't fit for most audiences, but I can tell you the second funniest," he said with a wink. "Why did the old lady fall into the well?"
After a brief pause:
"Because she couldn't see that well!"

"Alright," he went on. "My turn!"
He thought for a second.
"On an average day, how many pigeons do you think you could reasonably carry?"

"Wow..." he replied at the oddity of the question, scratching the back of his head with one hand as the other rubbed his eyes. "You're making me way too aware of the fact that my creator didn't think to make my ability section... ...but yeah, I'd say... Damn, how much is ten tons in pigeons? Ten tons' worth, let's go with ten tons' worth." He finally concluded, waving off any attempt at answering his question.

"Now for a question I actually want answered..." He pondered, cupping his chin as his eyes narrowed, looking at nothing in particular. "If I told you to touch your feet without bending your legs, could you? Bonus question; would you do it for a klondike bar that's like..." He'd fish through the backpocket of his dress pants and pull out a wrapped chocolate bar, roughly room temperature. "...huh, fresh actually. I could've sworn I'd sat on and crushed it."

"Actually, I could..See, I don't really have a bone structure, so..."

"Anyway, which one of my idiot writer's characters do you like and which one do you dislike? He wants an honest, unbiased answer, so?"

Maxwell pauses before leaning towards a short chubby person with glasses clinging onto his arm. They whisper something slight in his ear before turning their head away from the conversation to examine all the people around them with a wary eye. The magus nods and straightens himself up to provide an answer, though his response starts off reluctant at first. As he gives his meager reply, he takes to petting the smaller human as if they were a cat every so often.

"According to my beloved master here, she seems to have quite a..." Scrutinizing hazel eyes roam over the questioner with a cursory glance, no initial forethought given of hiding whatever distaste he may have had for the man. "Fondness for you, Mister... Kuroba, is it? Yes, I see. A man named Umbra also appears to hold a minor place for her... Affections..." His teeth seem to grit against that word, as if the word itself was something he wished to never mention and failed to do so.

"Now, on who he dislikes that belongs to your creator... Hmm?" Another moment is given for the strange person to whisper another response into Maxwell's ear again. "...I understand. He has no admiration for Sephiroth, but that's for a very plain reason: the man's a villian, and a bonechilling one for that matter."

The quiet soul attached to his arm nods in confirmation before tugging against it as a hint for them both to leave. They don't seem fond of sticking around all that much.

"Can I give my question at the very least, Master?"

A nod.

"Thank you. Let's see here... If any of you know a shy and quiet person like my poor master here, how do you handle them on a regular basis?"

(I should shoot Maxwell for that question.)

An adorable runt of a stubby tailed rat terrier with short silky fur of black white and brown give a joker-like grin up at you, his pointy ears twitching giving you the impression he understood you as any human would. There was a silver halo above his right ear and suddenly you hear a small goofy voice in the back of your mind. "My old owner was like that, I just gave her all my love." It says, the tone sounded very happy.

Again you hear the voice only this time it sounds inquisitive. "Do you have a loyal best friend?" It asks. The dog bounces up and tears off probably wanting to play chase.

"Friend? Not really. I tried that once, it didn't turn out well for the 'friend.' I do have a small human called Dreda who follows me around, but I wouldn't call her a friend so much as a shadow who won't leave."

"What is the must mundane thing that makes your life more satisfying? I'm talking about things like brushing that weird skin secretion you call hair, or imbibing caffeine."

Leaning up against a wall with his shirt off the firey werewolf stares and blinks for a second. "You are weird as hell you know that? I like nicotine, preferably in the form of a full flavor 100 Maverick brand cigarette to answer your strangely worded question..." he says with a bit of an attitude...it was probably obvious that the being who questioned him unnerved him.

"You got any phobias?" He asks simply, never daring to take his warmly glowing amber hues off of Eschallus.

"Hell no."
(...Liar.)

"Moving on!...What kind of weapons do you like to use?"

Nightstorm frowns and stares at the person with a disappointed-looking face as she shows her that she has hooves but then puts them down and smiles to say what weapon she would use
"But I do like to use a spear to be honest" Nightstorm says happily

She starts to tap on her chair and hum to herself and then comes up with a simple but decent question
"What is your favourite song to dance to? Not just listening but dancing to it?" She asks the person next to her

"Anythin' that has a good beat, man! But rock songs are the best for that kinda &@%$: mosh pits and all that good 'n sexy @*#%, haha!"

"Anyways... What's a good question for y'all losers c'here? I got it! What's your favorite kind of dance? Hell, y'all can even say..." Lexi shifts her voice towards a more mockingly gruff and heavy tone for a moment, "'My favorite kind of dance is the clashing swords and footfalls of war,' or some stupid-*@% &*%#*$#@ like that, fer all I care."

Ysertra's head was kept to the ground as her face was entirely obscured. What was going on? She wasn't one to attempt to look intimidating. But that question got answered as her head raised up and the sound of faint, muffled laughter could be heard as the demon kept her hand over her mouth. "By the nine hells, that's refreshing to hear it come from someone else" She said as she opened up her book of secrets and flipped to Lexi's page. "And I surprisingly have quite a lot of detail about you Miss Rhodes, but hey it's about time I reveal one of my own secrets" She said as she closed the large book as it vanishes in mid-air. "I...Huh this is harder then I thought" The Lord of Lies said rubbing the back of her head. "You know those... Dances that people wear shoes for? I think it was around maybe the 1920s maybe later, I think tap dancing? That's always got me interested" She said before leaning back in her chair and letting out a breath. "By the circle it's been decades since I told someone that, centuries when I told it to a mortal"

"Well with that out of the way it's about time for someone else to share some secrets" Ysertra said as her unholy gaze fell upon the next unfortunate victim as her book appeared and she flipped to their page. "I already know the answer, but boy do I want to hear you say it out loud" She said as a smirk grew on her face. "Romance is a funny thing, I find it fleeting since it rarely works out and your all goning to die anyway but you... I can tell you don't think so, tell me who's that one special person who you just want in your life but obviously are never going to get?"

Taking a drag of his cigarette moments before he was snapped out of his rêverie by the demoness, Alex couldn't help but offer a quirked brow and a pout as a signifier of disbelief, eventually exhaling a cloud of steel gray smoke as he spoke; "I don't think love has the kind of permanence required to be something you want in your life... but play your cards right, and you could be the answer to this question for the next... hour?" He'd offer with a shrug.

Turning to the rest of the room and realizing what kind of game he was involved in, he'd blink a few times as he took another drag. "Right... question... question..." Finally having an idea, his eyes seemed to gleam with mischief as he offered a small smirk; "What's your favorite food? No, I'm serious."

"My favourite food is between pes-zar-a?(pizza)... and lanegroff meat. Lanegroff is kinda like earths fugu fish except a lot more dangerous" Nightstorm briefly summarises

"So, anyway... what is your favourite movie of all time?" She asks

“Ah, shit...Uh, A Clockwork Orange.”

“Is that a strange title?...”

"Strange title? You mean--" the colorful neko starts but cuts off as someone turns their car radio on nearby, his purple striped ears perk up... "Ooh! I love that song!!" Now he starts to dance but after a few moments he stops dead and blinks twice. "Oh yeah strange title...well if you're talking about your favorite movie then no...I've seen some weird titles too!" He laughs. Took him long enough to answer though, he has the attention span of a squirrel hyped up on pixy-stix!

"What's your favorite distraction?" He asks curiously.