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"Um...Kevlar."

"What kind of gun would you use, in combat?"

"Any gun I can get m'hands on! Though, uh, if'n ya mean what kinda gun I'd prefer to take wit' me... Well, that'd be m' lovely Queen Anne twinnys right c'here. Eliza and Annabelle, m'babes... Heh-heh. Modified 'em myself t' work as more modernized weaponry, took out summa th' fine quirks in 'em, etc., etc.... Yeah, these two're my babes 'n I wouldn't trade 'em in fer anythin' in th' world. ...Aside fr'm Creatia 'n th' other one, o'course. Those two're irreplaceable."

"So uh... What's yer plans for next week?"

gonna burn down a few villages, maybe slaughter some people. the usual

what is your preferred dragon?

"A slayed Dragon is best". Looking around she asks. "Do you celebrate your birthday?".

Utterly shell-shocked. "N... No."

"Do you have a weird hobby?"

"If annoying my Light Order siblings counts as a hobby, then yes. I also draw."

*sits in armchair with hot chocolate*

"Do you mortals even like winter? Too much death and cold, white stuff for me."

"Personally, I don't...That would make upgrading my rifl a necessity...And it's already been done...Just look at Miss M14... "

"Who had a bigger role in combat? Me, or Miss M14...? What I mean it...Whose role was the bigger one?"

"Gays or Lesbians?"

The two sides of the split-up deity looked at each other for a moment in silence. They soon turned their heads to give their shared answer in unison, two different eyebrows raising in time to their spoken duet.

"Both."

It was clear from their flat and unamused expressions --or flat, unamused, and pissed off in Alexander's case-- that the question was nonsensical to them, and the prior rudeness of the questioner was annoying for their own varying reasons.

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The female's face was the first to brighten as she brought her attention to the next person. She approached them while tugging the upset male along to keep him in line, eyes sparkling with vague, subdued curiosity. "Yes, well... May I ask what your favorite non-alcoholic beverage is? I prefer tea. Any kind will do, as long as it's well-made and delicious."

"Lemonade anytime of year." Looking around she asks a stranger. "Ever seen a ufo?"

"...Heh..."
> Eris came in atop a Celesteela.
"I caught one."
> She tuens to a random someone.
"Pikachu or Eevee. Who do you want more?"

Eevee"

Which power would you prefer. X-Ray vision or Flight?

"X ray vision". Before leaving in the batmobile. He looks at a stranger and asks."Is mankind doomed?".

Um....I don't know

"With what I have observed, most defenitely." Firenwoerc grumbled slightly as he remembered the idiocy he has encountered over the many years of living with humans. He looked at the next one to come in, "What is your preferred weapon?"

*sits in mid air using his telecanisis* a gun

Life or afterlife?

The small deer girl looked up at the person before her, face flushed red with awe that anyone would want to ask her a question. "O-Oh... well... I-I don't think there's much of a difference. M-... Me and my friends al-always thought that whenever someone d-dies... God rolls a dice and that determines whether they'll be a ghost, go up to Heaven or Hell, or be re-incarnated."

"Speaking of which... uh... If you had to choose, either being a ghost, going to Heaven or Hell, or being re-incarnated, which, uh, which would you choose and why?"

"Hell I was born there and it's a great playground". Thinking quickly she asks a stranger."How will you be remembered?".