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Punching the monsters don't do much. Welp, I'm out of stamina. Might as well try to get some weapons.

The Kraken expunges the contents of its fifth stomach onto Libertine. Although the substance might be used for a sensuous perfume once refined, right now, it gives Libertine dysentery. Libertine is poisoned.
Libertine is injured and forced to retreat from battle!

I got critted by vomit. Death by dysentery. RPR feels more like Oregon Trails

The Kraken fumbles and gets caught up in its own tentacles. Now the The Kraken must... Release its self.


He’s so cute! Can we keep him after he’s defeated?

O-oh no, Libertine.

Also, how would we take care of a Kraken? If anyone's going to figure out how to do it, it might be me.

You feed him whales? I don’t really know, but I’m sure it can be figured out!

Yep!

The Kraken gets hold of Alecia's ankle and drags her down, down, down to the dark depths of the sea.
I take back my previous post

oh noo

The Kraken does things so bloody to Alecia that they violate the site guidelines and require moderator intervention.

Then again I survived and did 78 damage that round, so I guess I avenged myself

Well done!

I still want to keep it as a pet

now i want a fishing result where you accidentally do damage on the Kracken instead even if it's only for this boss fight

LOL

That would be amazing!

I look away for ten minutes, and KRAKEN.

7:43pm rat dealt 14 damage to The Kraken
7:43pm rat dealt 16 damage to The Kraken
7:43pm rat dealt 12 damage to The Kraken
7:43pm rat dealt 20 damage to The Kraken
7:43pm rat dealt 78 damage to The Kraken

Man I did not expect to last nearly that long.

Way to go!

Remember - dodge buffs and rapiers are vital here!

The flavour text is always so entertaining, I can't even be mad when I get rekt.