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Isaiah looked down and realised how bad the situation was. Sheepishly, he excused himself to put on some drawls in the security of his tent. When he emerged, he was wearing a sharp 2-piece suit once again and looked like a model for Armani.

"Finally, you're here. I've been camping here for like 2 years! Congrats on the babies Tardis! They look just like their momma with just the right amount of their dad. Anyway, I need you to teach me how bigger on the inside tech works, if that's all right with you?"

Tardis laughed and nodded. "I'm surprised that it's been so long... The twins are newborns, you know! Haven't even named them yet..."

"Oh my God! Are they identical or fraternal twins?"

Tardis grinned. "Fraternal."

"You could name them after me and my wife, Isaiah and Rebecca. Anyway, how about that bigger on the inside tech?"

Tardis gestured for him to follow her into the TARDIS so she could give him a tour. A tall person with a bow tie, dark blue hair and dark blue eyes waited for them.

Isaiah followed her inside and stopped short at the doorway when he saw the man inside. "Uh, hi there, who are you?"

They bowed to him. "I'm Moon. Moon Cipher. I take care of the TARDIS's cleanliness."

"Ah, ok then." Isaiah continued after Tardis.

Tardis gave him a tour of the TARDIS.

"Ok, so thanks for the tour but how do I re-purpose all this for a small bag? I need to have a portable warehouse with me so I can be fully stocked and prepared for my interdimensional adventures."

Tardis laughed. "A simple bag? Why didn't you just say so?"

"Because I want to be able to apply that technology to all my luggage and residences. Living Space is my greatest pet peeve because I can't stand clutter but I hate cleaning up."

"I can just give you one of the special bags I have, and then you'll be able to apply its technology to anything else..."

Isaiah's expression turned into a dumbfounded one. "Is it that easy to reverse-engineer?"

"No, but it's programmed to spread its technology around."

"Oh! Like that Brother Eye bullshit in the DC comics that one time..." he mused. It did sound much more convenient than having Tardis explain the techbology to him, and he could always figure out how it worked by reverse-engineering it so long as he kept the source bag intact.

"Done deal, thank you so much Tardis."

Tardis smiled. "No problem. In return, can you do me a small favor? Please?"

"I suppose, if it's within my ability to do so."

"Can you help me out with the twins, please?"