This isn't really a challenge.
some things i like are
-memes (the dankest. no ded ones pls)
- offensive jokes
- dark humor
-cheesy puns
- gay jokes
- dirty jokes (try to keep it a bit discreet so that only people with dirty minds would get it. dont just out right say "oof tidddiess" ya know? respect man.)
some things i like are
-memes (the dankest. no ded ones pls)
- offensive jokes
- dark humor
-cheesy puns
- gay jokes
- dirty jokes (try to keep it a bit discreet so that only people with dirty minds would get it. dont just out right say "oof tidddiess" ya know? respect man.)
Orose_Khan wrote:
I shall watch that later (": thanks my dude
When mom texts...
Mom: Hi, sweetie! What does GTG, TTYL, and ILY stand for?
Me: Go to go, Talk to you later, I love you...
Mom: Oh, okay. Bye. I love you too!
Me: o_____o ...
Mom: Hi, sweetie! What does GTG, TTYL, and ILY stand for?
Me: Go to go, Talk to you later, I love you...
Mom: Oh, okay. Bye. I love you too!
Me: o_____o ...
Old people always poke me in weddings and say "You're Next"...
...
...so I do the same to them in funerals.
...so I do the same to them in funerals.
Sh*t, a lot of my offensive jokes are racist and you won't even get the stereotypes.
Ok, last year I was preparing for my O levels exams. My school had remedial lessons after classes so I went for the physics one. The teacher in charge made several dirty jokes.
"When female students from X school see their physics papers, they will bleed (read: menstruate involuntarily)"
"MOE (ministry of education) every time change syllabus, like one hand don't know what the other one doing" *he then makes jerking off motions with both hands*
Oh but the best was when he explained how electromagnetic induction works during night study.
"your coil of wire is just like a girl. You push the bar magnet in, she say 'no, stop' so the coil produces a current that generates a resistive magnetic field. When you pull out, she says 'no, I want you inside me' and the coil once again produces a cirrent that generates a resistive magnetic field"
In all honesty this is the best way to teach physics to an all boys school
.
Ok, last year I was preparing for my O levels exams. My school had remedial lessons after classes so I went for the physics one. The teacher in charge made several dirty jokes.
"When female students from X school see their physics papers, they will bleed (read: menstruate involuntarily)"
"MOE (ministry of education) every time change syllabus, like one hand don't know what the other one doing" *he then makes jerking off motions with both hands*
Oh but the best was when he explained how electromagnetic induction works during night study.
"your coil of wire is just like a girl. You push the bar magnet in, she say 'no, stop' so the coil produces a current that generates a resistive magnetic field. When you pull out, she says 'no, I want you inside me' and the coil once again produces a cirrent that generates a resistive magnetic field"
In all honesty this is the best way to teach physics to an all boys school
.
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