tisonlychaos wrote:
Hey, hey, and hello, this gal would like to be summed up. Joke below.
Here is joke. Enjoy.
So, Beethoven was quite the famous man, no? He had many students and inspired many magicians across Europe. So, when he died, many people came to attend his funeral, including many of said students. One of which, a young man who had studied under Beethoven years before, was particularly upset about his teacher's passing and made a vow to himself to place flowers at his grave at least once a month, for in his family it was a great show of respect.
A month passes, and, like he promised himself, the young man visits the grave with a bouquet of daffodils. However, as he bends down to place the flowers, he hears music and instantly recognizes it as Beethoven's 9th symphony. Strange, he thinks, as it seems to be coming up from the ground, but ultimately chalks it up to his music playing in the funeral home nearby. Afterall, Beethoven's music was quite popular.
A month later, and he comes back. Again, he places the flowers down, but, again, he hears music. This time, though, it's Beethoven's 8th. No one is around to ask about it, so he leaves. The next month he hears Beethoven's 7th. The next, his 6th. Then 5th. It's starting to disturb the young man at this point.
On the fifth time he visits with the flowers, he happens upon another student visiting Beethoven's grave. He again hears the music- this time Beethoven's 4th- and finally breaks. Frustrated, he asks the other student if they too hear the music. In reply, they say, "That music? Oh, don't worry about it. It's just Beethoven; he's decomposing."
A month passes, and, like he promised himself, the young man visits the grave with a bouquet of daffodils. However, as he bends down to place the flowers, he hears music and instantly recognizes it as Beethoven's 9th symphony. Strange, he thinks, as it seems to be coming up from the ground, but ultimately chalks it up to his music playing in the funeral home nearby. Afterall, Beethoven's music was quite popular.
A month later, and he comes back. Again, he places the flowers down, but, again, he hears music. This time, though, it's Beethoven's 8th. No one is around to ask about it, so he leaves. The next month he hears Beethoven's 7th. The next, his 6th. Then 5th. It's starting to disturb the young man at this point.
On the fifth time he visits with the flowers, he happens upon another student visiting Beethoven's grave. He again hears the music- this time Beethoven's 4th- and finally breaks. Frustrated, he asks the other student if they too hear the music. In reply, they say, "That music? Oh, don't worry about it. It's just Beethoven; he's decomposing."
stole my halloween costume with your joke m8 we've been over this
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sign me up tooo!!! Happy birthday! And... For a joke...
Him: My love for you is like counting the stars!
Her: Aww, beautiful!
Him: No, a waste of time
Him: My love for you is like counting the stars!
Her: Aww, beautiful!
Him: No, a waste of time
Sign me up pls! thanks Jay!!
I was almost late to the party!
My taste in memes has become very abstract and I laughed at this for five minutes
he's flying away
he's flying away
It is I.
The frenchiest fry.
(I'd love to sing up, if still aviable!)
The frenchiest fry.
(I'd love to sing up, if still aviable!)
OOH OOH ME ME!! *raises hand, waving it around frantically*
Ringading ding
TIME IS UP!!!
TIME IS UP!!!
rolled 1d100 and got 40
Repeat numbers at 51 and above
rolled 1d100 and got 40
Repeat numbers at 51 and above
BUNBUNUKE GETS ONE!
I will roll again to distribute the other six months to be fair to all (seriously, two 40s is cray), but to fair to BBU, I'll reach into my bag of tricks for something special to recognize a double winner.
I will roll again to distribute the other six months to be fair to all (seriously, two 40s is cray), but to fair to BBU, I'll reach into my bag of tricks for something special to recognize a double winner.
rolled 1d100 and got 98
Repeat numbers at 51 and above
98 is a no winner!
rolled 1d100 and got 65
Repeat numbers at 51 and above
KRISPYTHEKRITTER WINS!!!
Congratulations to our winners, and thanks so much for playing!
Congratulations to our winners, and thanks so much for playing!
Congratulations!! (And double Congratulations to BunBunUke!!)
Thank you Jay for this extremely generous giveaway!
Thank you Jay for this extremely generous giveaway!
JayBird wrote:
BUNBUNUKE GETS ONE!
I will roll again to distribute the other six months to be fair to all (seriously, two 40s is cray), but to fair to BBU, I'll reach into my bag of tricks for something special to recognize a double winner.
I will roll again to distribute the other six months to be fair to all (seriously, two 40s is cray), but to fair to BBU, I'll reach into my bag of tricks for something special to recognize a double winner.
OMG BEST FRIEN IM SO HAPPY FUR YOUUUUUUU!!!
BunBunUke wrote:
.... How the potato .0.
LOLZ BEST FRIEN, YOU EPIC NOW!!
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