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Let us get things out of the way,we shall rap battle one another one line at a time. We shall have fun when we do this. Well no time like the present I will start.

Even if you do make up in brains I guess I will still slay and bury your body with some nice champagne.

After one line you or a user carry on a rap line to the person above.

Let’s go
Quick question though? Are we supposed to rap as our character?

Feel free to.

"I'd paint my muddy axe bloody red with your bloody head but instead, comma, somebody said you're already dead, comma, because they had bloody pumped you full of lead, comma, with an exploding arrowhead. Fini."

😎😋

Sorry, couldn't help it. lol

"I've crawled out of Hell, 'cuz I need'd t' see, Earth is lookin' pretty swell, and all the humans are free."

Fool, you think you got what it takes to step into my cage? I may be small but I'm 100% pure concentrated rage!

"You seem to think you're royalty, but I'm the real queen here! You're a puppet, nice to meet you, I'll be your puppeteer!"

(Eh, I tried. A for effort, I'm tireddd )

"Bravo! Bravo! Good show! Good show! I much enjoyed your prose, so I will not step on your toes." 😎

"I thought I'd congratulate you, but man, I can't pronounce your ****ing name! I'll be damned if ya tell me you don't look like a woman, man."

“Now listen I deduce you are a bit of a dick and it feels like you are making me sick. As they say elementary dear watson my friend but I think you are a bit of a swot then!”

You act like you're the hottest thing to walk on two feet, but you'll crumble like all the rest once I turn up the heat!

"Now, listen here, you typical blonde. I'll teach you what ice can do to your heat. They call me the coldest Lady, because my verses are cold, like your body in a few seconds. Call me a bitch, but my ice will show you what I do! So, get on your knees. And beg for forgiveness!"

Girl, you don't wanna get all up in his face. Let me show you who the real Ice Queen is in this place. If Scorch Mark there ain't your kinda fight, step up with me and see why they call me Frost Bite

"They once told me, I shouldn't do anything. But let me show you the King! I am the darkest of shadows, the man who's got it all! Man, everyone loves me! While you just sittin' here, looking like a damned woman with a morphine problem! I don't understand where you blondies get the stupidity from, but you can tell that "Lux" to shove it up his "Tenebrae"!"

"It was a compliment to call, Vygoren my brother-in-law, a woman. You see, most of us don't even consider him human. And this chap above me is so full of fright, that the mere sight of this knight made his skin turn snow white." 😎

Please! You wanna talk about “snow white”, alright! But don’t blame me when I knock you out, like a light. If cliche had a birthplace, it would be here! Such a disgrace! But dont’t blame me when somebody breaks your face. I analyze every single fact, hypnotize them by their slacks, and make them see that this bitch’s heart is just black. So don’t mess with me, punk, because I don’t mess around, we don’t play your childish games in my town.

"Oh, I'm so scared! You make it seem like you know what the living hell you're doing! But really, it's just another punk bitch who needs to be taken out...to the morgue!

Ha,you artificial amateurs aren't at all amazing I will RIP you up like a steak so break away man.

Perfected poems
pummeling petty powderpuffs like you.

Mighty not so mighty discount version of Justin Bieber
You can't even rip your own cheap jacket's zipper
Not yet alone, a strongman like me
Whose punches will prove you're just trainee
The true king of rap, your source of pain
The name's Jasper, fella, and I'll drive you insane.

"I have watched these poets bicker back and forth o'er the fence,
Entertained by these skalds who don't even make sense.
Their rhymes are off point and their rhythm is bleak,
While their words are played out and their disses are weak.
Tell me, does this sort of thing happen often?
It's like a comical duel between a dwarf and a goblin.
A rooster, two ghosts and some Fabio.
I thought this was an epic battle, not a circus show.
Behold the mead of poetry as I unleash a storm,
Like Thor's mighty hammer flying down in eddic form.
How do you expect to win against a Nordic king?
You're barely half my tankard's size and you can't even sing."