Mixie's Interview I guess-
Character's Name: Mixie
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"The name's Mixie!"
2. Give me your full name...
"Mixie Tonitrua."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"I've had some people call me Mix, but I've also got nicknames such as "Freakshow," "Abomination," "Edgeface," that sorta stuff..."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I was born a human. Then I turned into a demon. It's complicated..."
5. Where/when were you born?
"I was born on June 13th, 2003!"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"I'm 18 years old."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"I'm pretty sure if you asked all the people I've eaten, they'd say I'm evil!"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"People say I'm violent and egotistical. I'm also quite voracious..."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Pressure? That's eaaaasy."
10. Do you like to read?
"Meh. Not really."
11. Favorite color?
"Red! It's bold, and bright, and looks good in puddles on the floor..."
12. Do you get along with others?
"Unless you're my girlfriend, then no. I hate all of you."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Waaaaay too many to name. I've eaten at least half of them, fun fact!"
14. How about friends?
"Not very many, for obvious reasons."
15. Are you patient?
"Blah blah blah, can we move on to some better questions already?!"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Imagine me, but as a giant with more eldritch powers. That'd be AWESOME."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"I'm not sure if you mean it, or if you're just tryin' to get off my kill list. Either way, I'm not buyin' it!"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Oh nooo, you're makin' me feel bad! And when I feel bad... I get HUNGRY."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"I'd like it if I didn't feel sick 24/7? Is that too much to ask for?"
20. About your home...
"I ran away. I live the nomadic life now!"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"They suck! They never freed up a weekend to spend time with me. Jerks!"
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Nope. Just me."
23. What's your occupation?
"I don't have one!"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"I just said I didn't have one, DUMBASS."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"I have a girlfriend! Ahhhh, Addi... The love of my life!"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Haven't really talked about it yet? Besides, that's none of your damn business!"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"...You don't wanna know."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Sure, snakes are really creepy, but I'm not scared of them! N-No, I'm not!"
29. Favorite food?
"My peers... They all look so appetizing!"
30. Favorite drink?
"Apple Cider, non-alcoholic. Good when it's either hot or cold!"
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Gettin' a girlfriend... She's the only one that understands me."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"I'm not tellin' you!"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"Because you said I didn't have to answer if I didn't wanna."
34. Is that a good reason?
*Mixie flips the interviewer off.*
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Probably. What's the big deal? I'm still amazin', fictional or not."
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"That was underwhelmin'."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"HAHAHAHA! Lots of people! Time to eat!"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"I'd have swallowed her alive by now if she wasn't my creator. If she dies, chances are I will too. Not willin' to risk it!"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"Let's do that again!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"It's not perfect, but it's interestin', that's for sure!"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"I need to devour somebody. Now. Anyone in the mood to die? I can make that happen!~"
42. Any hobbies?
"I used to like paintin'. I dropped that hobby after the change."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"For that bloody Queen of the Underworld to drop dead!"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"I think the Underworld should thank me! I don't like her, nobody does. in fact.. It's a good wish, in my opinion!"
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"What reason do I have to lie?"
46. Your personal quote?
"The way to my heart is through my stomach... Wanna see for yourself?!"
47. Do you like change?
"I've gone through a lot of change. I'm used to it at this point!"
48. What's your most valued possession?
"My own body!"
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Yes: I hate you."
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"A bit peckish. Say... would you mind if you come here for a sec? I promise, it'll be quick!"
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"The name's Mixie!"
2. Give me your full name...
"Mixie Tonitrua."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"I've had some people call me Mix, but I've also got nicknames such as "Freakshow," "Abomination," "Edgeface," that sorta stuff..."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I was born a human. Then I turned into a demon. It's complicated..."
5. Where/when were you born?
"I was born on June 13th, 2003!"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"I'm 18 years old."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"I'm pretty sure if you asked all the people I've eaten, they'd say I'm evil!"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"People say I'm violent and egotistical. I'm also quite voracious..."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Pressure? That's eaaaasy."
10. Do you like to read?
"Meh. Not really."
11. Favorite color?
"Red! It's bold, and bright, and looks good in puddles on the floor..."
12. Do you get along with others?
"Unless you're my girlfriend, then no. I hate all of you."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Waaaaay too many to name. I've eaten at least half of them, fun fact!"
14. How about friends?
"Not very many, for obvious reasons."
15. Are you patient?
"Blah blah blah, can we move on to some better questions already?!"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Imagine me, but as a giant with more eldritch powers. That'd be AWESOME."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"I'm not sure if you mean it, or if you're just tryin' to get off my kill list. Either way, I'm not buyin' it!"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Oh nooo, you're makin' me feel bad! And when I feel bad... I get HUNGRY."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"I'd like it if I didn't feel sick 24/7? Is that too much to ask for?"
20. About your home...
"I ran away. I live the nomadic life now!"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"They suck! They never freed up a weekend to spend time with me. Jerks!"
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Nope. Just me."
23. What's your occupation?
"I don't have one!"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"I just said I didn't have one, DUMBASS."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"I have a girlfriend! Ahhhh, Addi... The love of my life!"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Haven't really talked about it yet? Besides, that's none of your damn business!"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"...You don't wanna know."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Sure, snakes are really creepy, but I'm not scared of them! N-No, I'm not!"
29. Favorite food?
"My peers... They all look so appetizing!"
30. Favorite drink?
"Apple Cider, non-alcoholic. Good when it's either hot or cold!"
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Gettin' a girlfriend... She's the only one that understands me."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"I'm not tellin' you!"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"Because you said I didn't have to answer if I didn't wanna."
34. Is that a good reason?
*Mixie flips the interviewer off.*
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Probably. What's the big deal? I'm still amazin', fictional or not."
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"That was underwhelmin'."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"HAHAHAHA! Lots of people! Time to eat!"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"I'd have swallowed her alive by now if she wasn't my creator. If she dies, chances are I will too. Not willin' to risk it!"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"Let's do that again!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"It's not perfect, but it's interestin', that's for sure!"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"I need to devour somebody. Now. Anyone in the mood to die? I can make that happen!~"
42. Any hobbies?
"I used to like paintin'. I dropped that hobby after the change."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"For that bloody Queen of the Underworld to drop dead!"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"I think the Underworld should thank me! I don't like her, nobody does. in fact.. It's a good wish, in my opinion!"
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"What reason do I have to lie?"
46. Your personal quote?
"The way to my heart is through my stomach... Wanna see for yourself?!"
47. Do you like change?
"I've gone through a lot of change. I'm used to it at this point!"
48. What's your most valued possession?
"My own body!"
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Yes: I hate you."
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"A bit peckish. Say... would you mind if you come here for a sec? I promise, it'll be quick!"
Irene Rhodes’ Interview
Character's Name: Irene Rhodes
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
“Irene”
2. Give me your full name...
“Irene Rhodes”
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
“Yeah, my friends call me Rina. It was just a random thing that started one day.”
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
“Human.”
5. Where/when were you born?
“I was born in a small town in Pennsylvania on March 8th.”
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
“Sixteen.”
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
“Really? With the labels? I’m generally a good guy but I like messing around with people.”
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
“Joking, goofy,
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
“♫Under Pressure♫- yeah no, not at all.”
10. Do you like to read?
“I’ll admit that I do enjoy a good horror book.”
11. Favorite color?
“Purple.”
12. Do you get along with others?
“Depends who it is. If it’s someone like me, yes. If it’s a girly-girl or cocky dude, no.”
13. Do you have any enemies?
“Not really, I hate most people equally.”
14. How about friends?
“Yeah I have a good handful of friends.”
15. Are you patient?
“When I absolutely need to be, yes. I’m a less erupts situation, absolutely not.”
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
“A narwhal. I could swim around in the ocean and stab things with my horn.”
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
“...” 🖕
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
“Haha so is your mom.”
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
“My height. I want to be 5’4” instead of 5’”
20. About your home...
“Divorced parents. I’m an only child, and switch back and forth between my parents, but I like my mom better because my dad is mean.”
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
“My mom is exactly like me. We get along really well, and her and I are inseparable. On the other hand my dad is mentally abusive which is fun.”
22. Do you have any siblings?
“Nope.”
23. What’s your occupation?
“I’m only 16, but I want to be a vet tech.”
24. I see, that’s a good job to have. Do you like it?
“I don’t have it yet so I don’t know.”
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
“No- but us that an offer?.... Just kidding.”
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
“You wish.”
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
“I don’t know.. I kissed a girl? (And I liked iiit).”
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
“Being unloved and alone.”
29. Favorite food?
“Grilled cheese.”
30. Favorite drink?
“Water.”
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
“Scoring such great friends.”
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
“Nothing that I can think of off the top of my head.”
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
“Technically I only didn’t answer 32, and that’s because I can’t think of anything specific.”
34. Is that a good reason?
“Yes.”
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
“I guess so, but my creator better be awesome.”
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
“Huh, interesting.”
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
“Not much different from mine honestly.”
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
“She’s a lot like me, weird.”
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
“Not really.”
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
“I guess so.”
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
“Take a nap.”
42. Any hobbies?
“I like to draw, I’m not super great at it though.”
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
“Uh, I wish for a happy and fulfilled life.”
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
“Selfish I guess. It’s just not fun having all the problems I have.”
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
“I guess.”
46. Your personal quote?
“‘To laugh at yourself is to live yourself.’ ~Walt Disney”
47. Do you like change?
“No. I hate it.”
48. What's your most valued possession?
“My dog. I love her.”
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
“Not really.”
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
“Really? I feel good actually. It was nice to get some things off my chest. Thank you for having me.”
Character's Name: Irene Rhodes
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
“Irene”
2. Give me your full name...
“Irene Rhodes”
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
“Yeah, my friends call me Rina. It was just a random thing that started one day.”
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
“Human.”
5. Where/when were you born?
“I was born in a small town in Pennsylvania on March 8th.”
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
“Sixteen.”
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
“Really? With the labels? I’m generally a good guy but I like messing around with people.”
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
“Joking, goofy,
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
“♫Under Pressure♫- yeah no, not at all.”
10. Do you like to read?
“I’ll admit that I do enjoy a good horror book.”
11. Favorite color?
“Purple.”
12. Do you get along with others?
“Depends who it is. If it’s someone like me, yes. If it’s a girly-girl or cocky dude, no.”
13. Do you have any enemies?
“Not really, I hate most people equally.”
14. How about friends?
“Yeah I have a good handful of friends.”
15. Are you patient?
“When I absolutely need to be, yes. I’m a less erupts situation, absolutely not.”
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
“A narwhal. I could swim around in the ocean and stab things with my horn.”
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
“...” 🖕
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
“Haha so is your mom.”
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
“My height. I want to be 5’4” instead of 5’”
20. About your home...
“Divorced parents. I’m an only child, and switch back and forth between my parents, but I like my mom better because my dad is mean.”
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
“My mom is exactly like me. We get along really well, and her and I are inseparable. On the other hand my dad is mentally abusive which is fun.”
22. Do you have any siblings?
“Nope.”
23. What’s your occupation?
“I’m only 16, but I want to be a vet tech.”
24. I see, that’s a good job to have. Do you like it?
“I don’t have it yet so I don’t know.”
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
“No- but us that an offer?.... Just kidding.”
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
“You wish.”
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
“I don’t know.. I kissed a girl? (And I liked iiit).”
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
“Being unloved and alone.”
29. Favorite food?
“Grilled cheese.”
30. Favorite drink?
“Water.”
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
“Scoring such great friends.”
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
“Nothing that I can think of off the top of my head.”
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
“Technically I only didn’t answer 32, and that’s because I can’t think of anything specific.”
34. Is that a good reason?
“Yes.”
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
“I guess so, but my creator better be awesome.”
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
“Huh, interesting.”
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
“Not much different from mine honestly.”
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
“She’s a lot like me, weird.”
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
“Not really.”
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
“I guess so.”
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
“Take a nap.”
42. Any hobbies?
“I like to draw, I’m not super great at it though.”
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
“Uh, I wish for a happy and fulfilled life.”
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
“Selfish I guess. It’s just not fun having all the problems I have.”
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
“I guess.”
46. Your personal quote?
“‘To laugh at yourself is to live yourself.’ ~Walt Disney”
47. Do you like change?
“No. I hate it.”
48. What's your most valued possession?
“My dog. I love her.”
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
“Not really.”
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
“Really? I feel good actually. It was nice to get some things off my chest. Thank you for having me.”
Erroll
Character's Name: Erroll
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
-Erroll
2. Give me your full name...
-Erroll Linson
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
-Little elf, it's because I'm short where I came from
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
-Desert elf
5. Where/when were you born?
-I was born on Urdu in the desert city of Valhit
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
-I don't know, I lost track
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
-Both
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
-Quiet and stubborn, sometimes shy
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
-Yes
10. Do you like to read?
-Yes
11. Favorite color?
-Dark blue
12. Do you get along with others?
-Most of the time, depends on the person
13. Do you have any enemies?
-Several
14. How about friends?
-A few
15. Are you patient?
-Yes
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
-Something that could fly, I love being in the air and feeling the wind.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
-I would say thanks and move on with my day but be suspicious of them
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
-They would be ignored and I would go about my day
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
-I would like my ear back
20. About your home...
-The corruption
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
-My father was a scumbag but my Mother was nice and perfect, exactly how a mother should be.
22. Do you have any siblings?
-I am an only child.
23. What's your occupation?
-Nothing at the moment
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
-Nope
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
-Never again
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
-I helped blow up my hometown.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
-...
29. Favorite food?
-I don't remember what its called but it was a soft gooey cake from my homeland
30. Favorite drink?
-Mead
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
-Freedom
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
-I got stuck in a well once
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
-It's personal
34. Is that a good reason?
-Yes
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
-Yup
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
-What the hell?
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
-It's large
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
-Not to bad, thanks for creating me
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
-I hated it.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
-Not really
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
-Help restore the desert elf race and rebuild the settlement
42. Any hobbies?
-Not really... does piano count?
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
-To go somewhere quiet and nice
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
-Selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
-Yes
46. Your personal quote?
-Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win
47. Do you like change?
-No
48. What's your most valued possession?
-A few rings I wear on a necklace
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
-No
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
-Better, some of that felt good to share
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
-Erroll
2. Give me your full name...
-Erroll Linson
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
-Little elf, it's because I'm short where I came from
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
-Desert elf
5. Where/when were you born?
-I was born on Urdu in the desert city of Valhit
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
-I don't know, I lost track
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
-Both
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
-Quiet and stubborn, sometimes shy
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
-Yes
10. Do you like to read?
-Yes
11. Favorite color?
-Dark blue
12. Do you get along with others?
-Most of the time, depends on the person
13. Do you have any enemies?
-Several
14. How about friends?
-A few
15. Are you patient?
-Yes
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
-Something that could fly, I love being in the air and feeling the wind.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
-I would say thanks and move on with my day but be suspicious of them
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
-They would be ignored and I would go about my day
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
-I would like my ear back
20. About your home...
-The corruption
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
-My father was a scumbag but my Mother was nice and perfect, exactly how a mother should be.
22. Do you have any siblings?
-I am an only child.
23. What's your occupation?
-Nothing at the moment
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
-Nope
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
-Never again
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
-I helped blow up my hometown.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
-...
29. Favorite food?
-I don't remember what its called but it was a soft gooey cake from my homeland
30. Favorite drink?
-Mead
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
-Freedom
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
-I got stuck in a well once
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
-It's personal
34. Is that a good reason?
-Yes
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
-Yup
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
-What the hell?
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
-It's large
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
-Not to bad, thanks for creating me
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
-I hated it.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
-Not really
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
-Help restore the desert elf race and rebuild the settlement
42. Any hobbies?
-Not really... does piano count?
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
-To go somewhere quiet and nice
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
-Selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
-Yes
46. Your personal quote?
-Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win
47. Do you like change?
-No
48. What's your most valued possession?
-A few rings I wear on a necklace
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
-No
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
-Better, some of that felt good to share
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Character's Name: Starlight Moon
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Starlight Moon
2. Give me your full name...Yep, it's Starlight Moon
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
I prefer to be called Star, as it is my first nickname given by my friends
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
I'm an elf..
5. Where/when were you born?
I was created from the Twilight Orb, which gathered powers of various strong mages.
6. I see. And that would make your age...? 15
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I was created as a symbol of balance, so I guess, a good guy?
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
Calm, Gentle, Kind, Polite, Easy going.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Yes
10. Do you like to read?
Yep, it's my hobby
11. Favorite color?
White and black
12. Do you get along with others?
Yup, pretty much
13. Do you have any enemies?
Yes, people who hate me.
14. How about friends?
I've got many COMPANIONS, and few but precious FRIENDS.
15. Are you patient?
Yes..I keep calm even if I'm angry
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
Any creature? I'd then probably become an owl. An owl is wise and intelligent
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
I'd respond with a smile and sarcasm.My view of them wouldn't change.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
I'd say nothing, and let them release their anger first. Later, I'd think why my friend insulted me, is there any way I can improve? My view of them won't change.
19. If you could change anything about yourself...No, I like the way I am.
20. About your home...I have a little cottage at the end of Nothingness.I am a symbol of Balance in this world, but I prefer to act behind the scenes, also, I do not like showing off, so I built and small but nice cottage. I live there with my siblings.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
As you already heard, I was born from the Twilight Orb, this Orb was a collection of powerful magic . I consider the orb as my guardian
22. Do you have any siblings?
Yes, other elves born from the Orb, there are 4 more of them
23. What's your occupation?
My occupation is to maintain the balance between peace and war on this planet.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
Yes, I feel like I'm suited for my job.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
Oh, Not yet...
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
NOT yet..
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
That I'm born from the Twilight Orb, And I have the power to control light and darkness, no one on Earth, except my siblings knows this. I prefer to keep it hidden.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
That my power gets stolen by evil...God, what a nightmare!
29. Favorite food?
Soba, the kind that's not hot.
30. Favorite drink?
Coffee?
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
My calmness
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Oh, the time when I went to the wrong classroom and sat there for a long time, later realising that thep study topic doesn't match. I was seen as a weird student. What a shame!
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
I did.
34. Is that a good reason?
I answered them
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
Yes, I love being a character.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
*Slowly opens eyes* "Stay...Calm.."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
That my creator doesn't have powers, unlike me!
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
They're friendly, and easy going, and cool! I was afraid of someone rude..but..
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
It was awesome!
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Yes, quite well.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
I have to continue my diary...about this amazing interview!
42. Any hobbies?
Reading, Practicing my powers, Chatting
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
I wish the became a place of equality!
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Um, did I wish anything selfish? Wait..hm..no, I didn't mean to be selfish, I wanted the world to improve. I guess, you could call it good?
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
Yes, 10000%
46. Your personal quote?
"I am not what you think I am, You are what you think I am , I am what I am,a unique person."
47. Do you like change?
Not much, I guess
48. What's your most valued possession?
My power
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
I hope I meet you soon so we can talk more!
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Happy that I'm letting everything out, sad that this is ending! See ya, bye!
[Starlight Moon/collapse]
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Starlight Moon
2. Give me your full name...Yep, it's Starlight Moon
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
I prefer to be called Star, as it is my first nickname given by my friends
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
I'm an elf..
5. Where/when were you born?
I was created from the Twilight Orb, which gathered powers of various strong mages.
6. I see. And that would make your age...? 15
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I was created as a symbol of balance, so I guess, a good guy?
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
Calm, Gentle, Kind, Polite, Easy going.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Yes
10. Do you like to read?
Yep, it's my hobby
11. Favorite color?
White and black
12. Do you get along with others?
Yup, pretty much
13. Do you have any enemies?
Yes, people who hate me.
14. How about friends?
I've got many COMPANIONS, and few but precious FRIENDS.
15. Are you patient?
Yes..I keep calm even if I'm angry
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
Any creature? I'd then probably become an owl. An owl is wise and intelligent
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
I'd respond with a smile and sarcasm.My view of them wouldn't change.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
I'd say nothing, and let them release their anger first. Later, I'd think why my friend insulted me, is there any way I can improve? My view of them won't change.
19. If you could change anything about yourself...No, I like the way I am.
20. About your home...I have a little cottage at the end of Nothingness.I am a symbol of Balance in this world, but I prefer to act behind the scenes, also, I do not like showing off, so I built and small but nice cottage. I live there with my siblings.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
As you already heard, I was born from the Twilight Orb, this Orb was a collection of powerful magic . I consider the orb as my guardian
22. Do you have any siblings?
Yes, other elves born from the Orb, there are 4 more of them
23. What's your occupation?
My occupation is to maintain the balance between peace and war on this planet.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
Yes, I feel like I'm suited for my job.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
Oh, Not yet...
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
NOT yet..
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
That I'm born from the Twilight Orb, And I have the power to control light and darkness, no one on Earth, except my siblings knows this. I prefer to keep it hidden.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
That my power gets stolen by evil...God, what a nightmare!
29. Favorite food?
Soba, the kind that's not hot.
30. Favorite drink?
Coffee?
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
My calmness
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Oh, the time when I went to the wrong classroom and sat there for a long time, later realising that thep study topic doesn't match. I was seen as a weird student. What a shame!
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
I did.
34. Is that a good reason?
I answered them
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
Yes, I love being a character.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
*Slowly opens eyes* "Stay...Calm.."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
That my creator doesn't have powers, unlike me!
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
They're friendly, and easy going, and cool! I was afraid of someone rude..but..
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
It was awesome!
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Yes, quite well.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
I have to continue my diary...about this amazing interview!
42. Any hobbies?
Reading, Practicing my powers, Chatting
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
I wish the became a place of equality!
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Um, did I wish anything selfish? Wait..hm..no, I didn't mean to be selfish, I wanted the world to improve. I guess, you could call it good?
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
Yes, 10000%
46. Your personal quote?
"I am not what you think I am, You are what you think I am , I am what I am,a unique person."
47. Do you like change?
Not much, I guess
48. What's your most valued possession?
My power
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
I hope I meet you soon so we can talk more!
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Happy that I'm letting everything out, sad that this is ending! See ya, bye!
[Starlight Moon/collapse]
Naberius' Interview
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? "Naberius"
2. Give me your full name... "Pick a legend if you want to be that way. Anubis, Cerberus, etc. The humans have given me many"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? "Neby. Unsure where it came from. Rhith is from a...dark time in my life"
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?) "Demon. Jackal. Mobian. Take your pick."
5. Where/when were you born? "I'm afraid my true origins are forgotten but I was born to the world in the dark alleys of a city"
6. I see. And that would make your age...? He shrugs then starts flicking his fingers up as if counting them. "Let's say...20 something. Many say that's how I look"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? "Depends on one's views"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? "While it's pleasant thinking myself to be the wizened teacher, since the Shattering I must say a shattered whole still trying to put themself back together. I feel...unstable at times"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? "Yes but even I have my limits"
10. Do you like to read? He turns his head, gesturing to the stacks of books and scrolls collected over the years.
11. Favorite color? "Crimson. The color of the richest rubies and finest pomegranates."
12. Do you get along with others? "At times"
13. Do you have any enemies? "Many"
14. How about friends? "A few. The rest are allies at best"
15. Are you patient? A single nod is given.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? "I'm pleased with being a jackal, thank you very much"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? "Are you sincere or looking to elevate yourself in my eyes for an Anima?"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? "Perhaps you're right. I've been closer to mortals since the Shattering or are you speaking out of pain"
19. If you could change anything about yourself... "Nothing...however, it's annoying how my fur needs constant care. How nice it would be if it always stayed pristine"
20. About your home... "Which one?"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? "My worldly mother died when I was still young. My father..."
22. Do you have any siblings? "Worldly ones, no. Spiritual ones, one. A shame what became of him"
23. What's your occupation? "Gate Guardian"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? "At times. It's nice to get away and enjoy life as mortals do though"
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? "I'm afraid not"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? "It's a pleasant thought, isn't it? Perhaps someday"
27. Tell us your biggest secret. " That's for you to discover"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. "What will become of the world when all are chained by the serpent?" He states in a solemn tone though a mischievous light dances in his eyes, as if you are to know.
29. Favorite food? "Pomegranates and wild game"
30. Favorite drink?
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. "Living as a mortal. I'm not proud of what I had done in those times but I understand their struggles better"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. A single ear flicks as he grabs a book and opens it.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why. "You gave consent to not answer"
34. Is that a good reason? "If not, you shouldn't have given consent"
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? "I'm already a character in human tales"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? "Feels like the end or start of an illusion..."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? "There's very little differences"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? " A human? The way they hold themselves...they seem broken yet there's still a fire in their eyes"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? "Can I go back and explore what wonders that world has to offer?"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? "Only a few regrets"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. "Teach others lest they destroy the world with their own hands"
42. Any hobbies? "Magic. Science, primarily in the genetic and bio fields but I do dabble in electronics. Fashion and beauty are truly a joy"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... "For true freedom to exist without the endless war to end it"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? "Selfless. good. No one deserves to be controlled"
45. Have you been honest with these questions? "Indeed"
46. Your personal quote? "Only by looking at every side will you find true understanding"
47. Do you like change? "Yes, preferably for the better"
48. What's your most valued possession? The jackal looks up from his book with a skeptical gaze. "A select few may know"
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? "I'm afraid not"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel? "Eager to find answers to my own questions now"
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? "Naberius"
2. Give me your full name... "Pick a legend if you want to be that way. Anubis, Cerberus, etc. The humans have given me many"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? "Neby. Unsure where it came from. Rhith is from a...dark time in my life"
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?) "Demon. Jackal. Mobian. Take your pick."
5. Where/when were you born? "I'm afraid my true origins are forgotten but I was born to the world in the dark alleys of a city"
6. I see. And that would make your age...? He shrugs then starts flicking his fingers up as if counting them. "Let's say...20 something. Many say that's how I look"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? "Depends on one's views"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? "While it's pleasant thinking myself to be the wizened teacher, since the Shattering I must say a shattered whole still trying to put themself back together. I feel...unstable at times"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? "Yes but even I have my limits"
10. Do you like to read? He turns his head, gesturing to the stacks of books and scrolls collected over the years.
11. Favorite color? "Crimson. The color of the richest rubies and finest pomegranates."
12. Do you get along with others? "At times"
13. Do you have any enemies? "Many"
14. How about friends? "A few. The rest are allies at best"
15. Are you patient? A single nod is given.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? "I'm pleased with being a jackal, thank you very much"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? "Are you sincere or looking to elevate yourself in my eyes for an Anima?"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? "Perhaps you're right. I've been closer to mortals since the Shattering or are you speaking out of pain"
19. If you could change anything about yourself... "Nothing...however, it's annoying how my fur needs constant care. How nice it would be if it always stayed pristine"
20. About your home... "Which one?"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? "My worldly mother died when I was still young. My father..."
22. Do you have any siblings? "Worldly ones, no. Spiritual ones, one. A shame what became of him"
23. What's your occupation? "Gate Guardian"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? "At times. It's nice to get away and enjoy life as mortals do though"
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? "I'm afraid not"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? "It's a pleasant thought, isn't it? Perhaps someday"
27. Tell us your biggest secret. " That's for you to discover"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. "What will become of the world when all are chained by the serpent?" He states in a solemn tone though a mischievous light dances in his eyes, as if you are to know.
29. Favorite food? "Pomegranates and wild game"
30. Favorite drink?
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. "Living as a mortal. I'm not proud of what I had done in those times but I understand their struggles better"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. A single ear flicks as he grabs a book and opens it.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why. "You gave consent to not answer"
34. Is that a good reason? "If not, you shouldn't have given consent"
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? "I'm already a character in human tales"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? "Feels like the end or start of an illusion..."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? "There's very little differences"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? " A human? The way they hold themselves...they seem broken yet there's still a fire in their eyes"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? "Can I go back and explore what wonders that world has to offer?"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? "Only a few regrets"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. "Teach others lest they destroy the world with their own hands"
42. Any hobbies? "Magic. Science, primarily in the genetic and bio fields but I do dabble in electronics. Fashion and beauty are truly a joy"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... "For true freedom to exist without the endless war to end it"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? "Selfless. good. No one deserves to be controlled"
45. Have you been honest with these questions? "Indeed"
46. Your personal quote? "Only by looking at every side will you find true understanding"
47. Do you like change? "Yes, preferably for the better"
48. What's your most valued possession? The jackal looks up from his book with a skeptical gaze. "A select few may know"
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? "I'm afraid not"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel? "Eager to find answers to my own questions now"
Sylvanus' Interview
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"M-my name is Sylvanus..."
2. Give me your full name...
"It's Sylvanus T-Tadala..."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"I-I have one. It's uhm... it's Syl, my friends a-and family call me th-that since it's short..."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I'm a human..."
5. Where/when were you born?
"I err...", looking back at Gavros who gave him thumbs up,"...err... Shiverpeaks... Is that weird?"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"Twenty-six..."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Errrr....",in the background Gavros mouthed 'Yer doin' great, pal! Don't be afraid!',"... good..."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Weeeeelll errrr, I'm timid, and... not really a bright person..."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"N-no I-I don't think so?"
10. Do you like to read?
"Yes, b-but I don't really read a-as much as I used to..."
11. Favorite color?
"It's blue..."
12. Do you get along with others?
"I-I get along with my friends well."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"I... I used to have one in particular... Er, no, some... It's a long story... B-bounty targets are my usual enemies..."
14. How about friends?
"Th-the bounty hunter group I'm in are, err, my friends..."
15. Are you patient?
"I... think so?"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Hmm... errr.. I.. I think I'd love to be... a wolf? Since wolves live in packs and err, work together. It reminds me of me a-and my friends... I guess it's weird..."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"I-I wouldn't believe they actually meant it... Personal reasons..." Recalls that one charr in particular, frowning.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I-I would walk away. B-because I don't like to fight..."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"There are... some things I wish I could change... But, some aren't that easy to..."
20. About your home...
"M-my home is where me and my friends go."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Sitting silently, not all too happy to be asked this question. Behind the scenes Gavros tried to get to Syl but the staff didn't let her. "My parents? I've never met my real mother. Tatyana, who was a-actually my aunt, raised me as her own. As for my real father... I... I've met him", small tears run down his cheeks,"... it was great to meet him... but... I miss Tatyana..."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Verus i-is my older brother. He-he's actually my cousin, but I still see him as one... I-I'm glad he's doing alright. I missed him for a long time..."
23. What's your occupation?
"I am a bounty hunter..."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"It's alright..."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"N-no one... I used to but... It's a long story..."
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"I'm not sure... I-I'd rather not think about that. A-at least for now..."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"M-my secret? P-please promise not to laugh!" He hesitated for a moment after taking a deep breath,"I-I love quaggans..." Dies on the inside from embarrassment.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"I'd rather skip this question."
29. Favorite food?
"Errr... cotton candy..."
30. Favorite drink?
"Th-that would be apple juice."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
This is by far the most difficult question, he thought. "What I'm... proud of... Weeell... I can't think of anything. I'm sorry..."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Let's skip this one please!"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"I'm t-too uncomfortable to answer..."
34. Is that a good reason?
"I think so?"
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"...Yes?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"AAACK!"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"It's... so strange... Th-the buildings are unusual and... what are those things that move fast?"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"She seems excited to see me."
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"It... it wasn't bad. But, I-I can hear her cry." Behind the wall Cheba is sobbing,"NOOOO!!! GIMME BACK MY SYLVANUUUUUSSSS! MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BEAAAAAAANNNN AAAAAGGGHHHH!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"I think I am."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"... there's nothing I have to do at the moment."
42. Any hobbies?
"It would be singing...."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"I... wish for her to be happy... Someone I used to talk with."
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"I think it's a good wish..."
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Y-yes."
46. Your personal quote?
"Life is hard and has times when it isn't fair. However, this is something that should never, ever discourage you from living."
47. Do you like change?
"It depends on what kind it is... Good or bad I mean."
48. What's your most valued possession?
"M-my scarf. My mother made it for me years ago..."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"I-I have a best friend since I was little. H-her name is Gavros. We're opposites but get along quite well. Just like my other friends she's very dear to me." Behind the scenes Gavros began crying and sobbing, she exclaimed,"I love ya too man!"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"I... I feel alright. Some questions were scary, to be honest..."
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"M-my name is Sylvanus..."
2. Give me your full name...
"It's Sylvanus T-Tadala..."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"I-I have one. It's uhm... it's Syl, my friends a-and family call me th-that since it's short..."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I'm a human..."
5. Where/when were you born?
"I err...", looking back at Gavros who gave him thumbs up,"...err... Shiverpeaks... Is that weird?"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"Twenty-six..."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Errrr....",in the background Gavros mouthed 'Yer doin' great, pal! Don't be afraid!',"... good..."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Weeeeelll errrr, I'm timid, and... not really a bright person..."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"N-no I-I don't think so?"
10. Do you like to read?
"Yes, b-but I don't really read a-as much as I used to..."
11. Favorite color?
"It's blue..."
12. Do you get along with others?
"I-I get along with my friends well."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"I... I used to have one in particular... Er, no, some... It's a long story... B-bounty targets are my usual enemies..."
14. How about friends?
"Th-the bounty hunter group I'm in are, err, my friends..."
15. Are you patient?
"I... think so?"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Hmm... errr.. I.. I think I'd love to be... a wolf? Since wolves live in packs and err, work together. It reminds me of me a-and my friends... I guess it's weird..."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"I-I wouldn't believe they actually meant it... Personal reasons..." Recalls that one charr in particular, frowning.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I-I would walk away. B-because I don't like to fight..."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"There are... some things I wish I could change... But, some aren't that easy to..."
20. About your home...
"M-my home is where me and my friends go."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Sitting silently, not all too happy to be asked this question. Behind the scenes Gavros tried to get to Syl but the staff didn't let her. "My parents? I've never met my real mother. Tatyana, who was a-actually my aunt, raised me as her own. As for my real father... I... I've met him", small tears run down his cheeks,"... it was great to meet him... but... I miss Tatyana..."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Verus i-is my older brother. He-he's actually my cousin, but I still see him as one... I-I'm glad he's doing alright. I missed him for a long time..."
23. What's your occupation?
"I am a bounty hunter..."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"It's alright..."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"N-no one... I used to but... It's a long story..."
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"I'm not sure... I-I'd rather not think about that. A-at least for now..."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"M-my secret? P-please promise not to laugh!" He hesitated for a moment after taking a deep breath,"I-I love quaggans..." Dies on the inside from embarrassment.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"I'd rather skip this question."
29. Favorite food?
"Errr... cotton candy..."
30. Favorite drink?
"Th-that would be apple juice."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
This is by far the most difficult question, he thought. "What I'm... proud of... Weeell... I can't think of anything. I'm sorry..."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Let's skip this one please!"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"I'm t-too uncomfortable to answer..."
34. Is that a good reason?
"I think so?"
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"...Yes?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"AAACK!"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"It's... so strange... Th-the buildings are unusual and... what are those things that move fast?"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"She seems excited to see me."
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"It... it wasn't bad. But, I-I can hear her cry." Behind the wall Cheba is sobbing,"NOOOO!!! GIMME BACK MY SYLVANUUUUUSSSS! MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BEAAAAAAANNNN AAAAAGGGHHHH!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"I think I am."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"... there's nothing I have to do at the moment."
42. Any hobbies?
"It would be singing...."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"I... wish for her to be happy... Someone I used to talk with."
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"I think it's a good wish..."
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Y-yes."
46. Your personal quote?
"Life is hard and has times when it isn't fair. However, this is something that should never, ever discourage you from living."
47. Do you like change?
"It depends on what kind it is... Good or bad I mean."
48. What's your most valued possession?
"M-my scarf. My mother made it for me years ago..."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"I-I have a best friend since I was little. H-her name is Gavros. We're opposites but get along quite well. Just like my other friends she's very dear to me." Behind the scenes Gavros began crying and sobbing, she exclaimed,"I love ya too man!"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"I... I feel alright. Some questions were scary, to be honest..."
Nina's Interview
1. What's your name?
Nina
2. Give me your full name...
Nina Anne Mayes-Phelps
3. Do you have a nickname?
Yes.
If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
My older sister called me 'Nammie' from my initials. Mom called, and calls, me 'Nee' I guess because it's short for Nina.
4. What species are you?
I am 100% woman earthling.
5. Where/when were you born?
San Francisco California on December 31 1981
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
Forty
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I'm not a guy.
8. How would you describe your personality?
Um.... socially outgoing, happyish, goofy sometimes? I don't know...
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Sometimes ... sometimes not. It depends on where my head is at and what the pressure is
10. Do you like to read?
I do... mostly smutty romance novels
11. Favorite color?
Oh gosh... I am quite a colorful person... a favorite would be a deep midnight blue
12. Do you get along with others?
I usually do. At least I try to.
13. Do you have any enemies?
Who doesn't? Um... my big sister sometimes... we're enemies when we're not friends ... frenemies?
14. How about friends?
I do have friends, yes.
15. Are you patient?
Um... not really
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
A Dragonfly. I have always been fascinated with them ever since I was little.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
That would be my big sis ... I would immediately try and see what is wrong with whatever she complimented me on
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
My friends don't insult me, nor do I insult them
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
I would like my 'inner head-voice' to shut up once in a while
20. About your home...
Well, we have had plans to remodel the basement and move the laundry room... we're kind of in the process of doing that.
21. What're your parents like?
Both dad and mom are old hippies and are lovely people. They just weren't very good parents.
22. Do you have any siblings?
Yes, a big sister named Katy
23. What's your occupation?
I am a CPA and I was an operations manager at a regional bank until they were swallowed by a big national bank. I'm unemployed right now though I have a couple prospects for jobs that came my way this week.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
It was ok, and I hope the next one will be.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
*Nina shifts in her seat a little and blushes a little before regaining her composure* Um... I am married and have been for twenty years.... *She looks off to the side and scratches in front of her ear rather nervously*
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
Um... maybe divorced... maybe not...
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
*Nina again shifts in her seat as she looks down at her fingernails*' Um... it wouldn't be a secret then would it?
28. Your worst fear?
... that my husband finds out about my big secret?
29. Favorite food?
I like Mexican food
30. Favorite drink?
um, the one on front of me? No, I have to say a standard margarita they make at the Beacon Alehouse.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
*Nina hesitates and swallows before answering* I am proud ... to have had the experience of being a mother...
32. Something embarrassing?
Having my husband and his friend walk in the front door one night when I was uh... wearing very little...
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
I'm asking myself why I answered them
34. Is that a good reason?
I guess I didn't have a good reason not to answer them
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
Yes, of course
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
It looks much like my world, only a different city
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
why my creator spend time in my world
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
They seemed really stressed
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Not for me. Maybe it was for my creator
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Overall, yes
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
I do need to go do the laundry
42. Any hobbies?
I dance
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
That this interview would end
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Probably selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
Yes.
46. Your personal quote?
Look after yourself. others may help, but nobody else will do it for you.
47. Do you like change?
I have to say I have embraced a big change starting September 22nd 2021...
48. What's your most valued possession?
A necklace I have that was my great-grandmother's.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
a smoke?
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
I feel ... good!
1. What's your name?
Nina
2. Give me your full name...
Nina Anne Mayes-Phelps
3. Do you have a nickname?
Yes.
If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
My older sister called me 'Nammie' from my initials. Mom called, and calls, me 'Nee' I guess because it's short for Nina.
4. What species are you?
I am 100% woman earthling.
5. Where/when were you born?
San Francisco California on December 31 1981
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
Forty
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I'm not a guy.
8. How would you describe your personality?
Um.... socially outgoing, happyish, goofy sometimes? I don't know...
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Sometimes ... sometimes not. It depends on where my head is at and what the pressure is
10. Do you like to read?
I do... mostly smutty romance novels
11. Favorite color?
Oh gosh... I am quite a colorful person... a favorite would be a deep midnight blue
12. Do you get along with others?
I usually do. At least I try to.
13. Do you have any enemies?
Who doesn't? Um... my big sister sometimes... we're enemies when we're not friends ... frenemies?
14. How about friends?
I do have friends, yes.
15. Are you patient?
Um... not really
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
A Dragonfly. I have always been fascinated with them ever since I was little.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
That would be my big sis ... I would immediately try and see what is wrong with whatever she complimented me on
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
My friends don't insult me, nor do I insult them
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
I would like my 'inner head-voice' to shut up once in a while
20. About your home...
Well, we have had plans to remodel the basement and move the laundry room... we're kind of in the process of doing that.
21. What're your parents like?
Both dad and mom are old hippies and are lovely people. They just weren't very good parents.
22. Do you have any siblings?
Yes, a big sister named Katy
23. What's your occupation?
I am a CPA and I was an operations manager at a regional bank until they were swallowed by a big national bank. I'm unemployed right now though I have a couple prospects for jobs that came my way this week.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
It was ok, and I hope the next one will be.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
*Nina shifts in her seat a little and blushes a little before regaining her composure* Um... I am married and have been for twenty years.... *She looks off to the side and scratches in front of her ear rather nervously*
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
Um... maybe divorced... maybe not...
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
*Nina again shifts in her seat as she looks down at her fingernails*' Um... it wouldn't be a secret then would it?
28. Your worst fear?
... that my husband finds out about my big secret?
29. Favorite food?
I like Mexican food
30. Favorite drink?
um, the one on front of me? No, I have to say a standard margarita they make at the Beacon Alehouse.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
*Nina hesitates and swallows before answering* I am proud ... to have had the experience of being a mother...
32. Something embarrassing?
Having my husband and his friend walk in the front door one night when I was uh... wearing very little...
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
I'm asking myself why I answered them
34. Is that a good reason?
I guess I didn't have a good reason not to answer them
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
Yes, of course
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
It looks much like my world, only a different city
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
why my creator spend time in my world
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
They seemed really stressed
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Not for me. Maybe it was for my creator
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Overall, yes
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
I do need to go do the laundry
42. Any hobbies?
I dance
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
That this interview would end
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Probably selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
Yes.
46. Your personal quote?
Look after yourself. others may help, but nobody else will do it for you.
47. Do you like change?
I have to say I have embraced a big change starting September 22nd 2021...
48. What's your most valued possession?
A necklace I have that was my great-grandmother's.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
a smoke?
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
I feel ... good!
Interview of Shinga
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Character's Name: [Shinga]
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"I am Shinga..."
2. Give me your full name...
Sighing, he replied with exaggerated slowness "I. Am. Shinga."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Heh... Thief, devil-child... Arsehole, if I piss you off enough. Lover is also an option, if you happen to be in the mood for a little extracurricular fun."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
Shinga gritted his teeth and glared. "I am the bastard offspring of a spawn of Asmodeus and a Daeva that presides over the domain of death."
5. Where/when were you born?
"I was born to a human sister of the church. I was... not a welcome gift to the Father and sisters."
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"Let's see, I left there after the cardinal took over the day-to-day operations of the church and my "birth mother" died from illness. I then traveled to a neighboring kingdom and threw in with the local thieves' guild before leaving again to loot the surrounding ruins. If my sums are correct, I'm nearing 120 years, give or take several years."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the claws."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"A little -okay, a lot- of crazy, a pinch of devil, a hint of angel, and a dash of spicy darkness that's not meant to be seen outside of a bedroom. Hey, an incubus, even a partial one needs his fix now and again."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Just be gentle with me. Bah, who am I kidding, I live for overwhelming odds and an actual challenge. Immortality gets boring after a while."
10. Do you like to read?
He cocked his head and frowned. "People, or actual books? I like books more, much easier to gather information. Mortals take too much energy, especially the stupid ones, which seems to be the majority."
11. Favorite color?
"Anything shiny, but I do love my blacks and greys. Easier to skulk in. Though navy is good when you're clambering around rooftops on a cloudless night."
12. Do you get along with others?
Shinga barked out a laugh. "You mean do they get along with me? Sometimes I wonder..."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Some mortal, lots of demons, quite a few angels. Apparently, there's some kind of prophecy about me becoming a "great equalizer" between the heavens and hells and having three choices. Don't really know much about it. Allegedly, it's written down in a tomb to the north. Not sure if I want to know anything just yet. Fate's a fickle bitch, and I'm not quite ready to be her main punchline."
14. How about friends?
He lifted one brow in mild surprise. "I'm a half-breed, inhuman bastard. As well as a thief. Friends aren't exactly something I can acquire."
15. Are you patient?
"I am answering you're rather perplexing questions, aren't I?"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Mmmm... dragons and I have many things in common, so that might be a possibility, or mayhaps one of the long-lived mortal races." Shinga looked into the distance as he lit a small, black cigarette and let the smoke drift from his nostrils. "At least then life wouldn't be as crazy."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Any wounds you manage to give me will heal, but there's no cure for your stupidity."
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I'd hit them."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"It would be finding a way to tell my sperm and egg donors to politely **** off out of my life. Permanently."
20. About your home...
"Well, you know what the people say; 'home is where you hang your enemy's head.'"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Shinga snarled, his cigarette bursting into ash. "One is a cocky incubus son of the Lord of Lust, the other has no time for anyone or anything that doesn't serve her interests."
22. Do you have any siblings?
He shrugged. "I'm sure there's many on my sire's side, but I wouldn't want to meet them. I don't like getting injured. I have enough scars to last several lifetimes, and I'm not looking to add any more at this time."
23. What's your occupation?
"I steal from the rich and give to myself, I plunder ruins and tombs in search of shiny objects. A thief by any other stripe and all that."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
He cracked a grin, though it didn't quite reach his eyes. "The money is nice, but I'm starting to wonder if there's something more."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"I see plenty, but nothing lasting. Incubi aren't exactly known for monogamy."
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Never."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
Shinga leaned in and said in a conspiratorial whisper, "Do you why a raven is like a writing desk?"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
Shinga's facade of arrogance and self-assuredness cracked as he shivered. "Losing control of who I am."
29. Favorite food?
"Meat, sweets, and baked goods. Most food in general, really, though I don't need to eat as much as an average mortal."
30. Favorite drink?
"Wine, mead, water as a supreme last resort. I don't get drunk as easily as most mortals do."
31. Tell us one thing you're the proudest of.
"I once stole the ring, sword, and keys off a prison guard to break out a guildmate of the local dungeon while wearing the rags of a torch-lighter and carrying nothing, save a fork stolen from the kitchens."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Shinga's delicately pointed ears flushed a vibrant pink against his alabaster skin. "I, erm.... I'm not going to answer this."
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
Shinga growled. "By Orcus' necrotic scrotum, I'm not your child for you to trot out my juvenile mishaps to random people in your social circle."
34. Is that a good reason?
"It better be, or I'll claw out your eyes."
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Aren't we all just a character in someone else's story? But, seriously though, what exactly do you mean?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Who's this Dwarvish-looking bugger?" "For wont of a better term, I'm your real sire." "Ex-krikken-scuse me!?"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"Damn this place is clutter- Oooh! Shiny!" "H-hey that's my sword!" *Shinga is drooling over a replica sword with a recognizable winged crossguard and triple triangle symbol*
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"'Ey, where'd he go? That guy is like a jackdaw when it comes to swords. He had at least four scattered about the room he was sitting in!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Shinga shrugged again, it seemed to be his normal expression, boring and repetitive as it was. "It has its moments."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"All I want is to get out of here. I'm getting rather bored, Again. You wouldn't like me when I'm bored."
42. Any hobbies?
"I steal, I fight, I screw, and I read. That an exhaustive enough list for you?"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"Uh-uhm... umumumumum... make me human! Or something similar!"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"Definitely selfish."
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"I'm a thief. You can trust me." He said with a wickedly playful wink.
46. Your personal quote?
"Live like every day is going to be your last. Also, screw Fate."
47. Do you like change?
"It depends."
48. What's your most valued possession?
"Everything that isn't nailed down."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Two truths and a lie; I'm not currently armed, I stole your interview paper before you arrived, I'm not lying."
50. Last question! ... yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"Bored. Beyond bored. I want a smoke after you made me waste the last one, a good wine, a meal fit for a god, and twelve beautiful women to bed before the witching hour."
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"I am Shinga..."
2. Give me your full name...
Sighing, he replied with exaggerated slowness "I. Am. Shinga."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Heh... Thief, devil-child... Arsehole, if I piss you off enough. Lover is also an option, if you happen to be in the mood for a little extracurricular fun."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
Shinga gritted his teeth and glared. "I am the bastard offspring of a spawn of Asmodeus and a Daeva that presides over the domain of death."
5. Where/when were you born?
"I was born to a human sister of the church. I was... not a welcome gift to the Father and sisters."
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"Let's see, I left there after the cardinal took over the day-to-day operations of the church and my "birth mother" died from illness. I then traveled to a neighboring kingdom and threw in with the local thieves' guild before leaving again to loot the surrounding ruins. If my sums are correct, I'm nearing 120 years, give or take several years."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the claws."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"A little -okay, a lot- of crazy, a pinch of devil, a hint of angel, and a dash of spicy darkness that's not meant to be seen outside of a bedroom. Hey, an incubus, even a partial one needs his fix now and again."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Just be gentle with me. Bah, who am I kidding, I live for overwhelming odds and an actual challenge. Immortality gets boring after a while."
10. Do you like to read?
He cocked his head and frowned. "People, or actual books? I like books more, much easier to gather information. Mortals take too much energy, especially the stupid ones, which seems to be the majority."
11. Favorite color?
"Anything shiny, but I do love my blacks and greys. Easier to skulk in. Though navy is good when you're clambering around rooftops on a cloudless night."
12. Do you get along with others?
Shinga barked out a laugh. "You mean do they get along with me? Sometimes I wonder..."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Some mortal, lots of demons, quite a few angels. Apparently, there's some kind of prophecy about me becoming a "great equalizer" between the heavens and hells and having three choices. Don't really know much about it. Allegedly, it's written down in a tomb to the north. Not sure if I want to know anything just yet. Fate's a fickle bitch, and I'm not quite ready to be her main punchline."
14. How about friends?
He lifted one brow in mild surprise. "I'm a half-breed, inhuman bastard. As well as a thief. Friends aren't exactly something I can acquire."
15. Are you patient?
"I am answering you're rather perplexing questions, aren't I?"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Mmmm... dragons and I have many things in common, so that might be a possibility, or mayhaps one of the long-lived mortal races." Shinga looked into the distance as he lit a small, black cigarette and let the smoke drift from his nostrils. "At least then life wouldn't be as crazy."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Any wounds you manage to give me will heal, but there's no cure for your stupidity."
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I'd hit them."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"It would be finding a way to tell my sperm and egg donors to politely **** off out of my life. Permanently."
20. About your home...
"Well, you know what the people say; 'home is where you hang your enemy's head.'"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Shinga snarled, his cigarette bursting into ash. "One is a cocky incubus son of the Lord of Lust, the other has no time for anyone or anything that doesn't serve her interests."
22. Do you have any siblings?
He shrugged. "I'm sure there's many on my sire's side, but I wouldn't want to meet them. I don't like getting injured. I have enough scars to last several lifetimes, and I'm not looking to add any more at this time."
23. What's your occupation?
"I steal from the rich and give to myself, I plunder ruins and tombs in search of shiny objects. A thief by any other stripe and all that."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
He cracked a grin, though it didn't quite reach his eyes. "The money is nice, but I'm starting to wonder if there's something more."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"I see plenty, but nothing lasting. Incubi aren't exactly known for monogamy."
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Never."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
Shinga leaned in and said in a conspiratorial whisper, "Do you why a raven is like a writing desk?"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
Shinga's facade of arrogance and self-assuredness cracked as he shivered. "Losing control of who I am."
29. Favorite food?
"Meat, sweets, and baked goods. Most food in general, really, though I don't need to eat as much as an average mortal."
30. Favorite drink?
"Wine, mead, water as a supreme last resort. I don't get drunk as easily as most mortals do."
31. Tell us one thing you're the proudest of.
"I once stole the ring, sword, and keys off a prison guard to break out a guildmate of the local dungeon while wearing the rags of a torch-lighter and carrying nothing, save a fork stolen from the kitchens."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Shinga's delicately pointed ears flushed a vibrant pink against his alabaster skin. "I, erm.... I'm not going to answer this."
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
Shinga growled. "By Orcus' necrotic scrotum, I'm not your child for you to trot out my juvenile mishaps to random people in your social circle."
34. Is that a good reason?
"It better be, or I'll claw out your eyes."
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Aren't we all just a character in someone else's story? But, seriously though, what exactly do you mean?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Who's this Dwarvish-looking bugger?" "For wont of a better term, I'm your real sire." "Ex-krikken-scuse me!?"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"Damn this place is clutter- Oooh! Shiny!" "H-hey that's my sword!" *Shinga is drooling over a replica sword with a recognizable winged crossguard and triple triangle symbol*
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"'Ey, where'd he go? That guy is like a jackdaw when it comes to swords. He had at least four scattered about the room he was sitting in!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Shinga shrugged again, it seemed to be his normal expression, boring and repetitive as it was. "It has its moments."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"All I want is to get out of here. I'm getting rather bored, Again. You wouldn't like me when I'm bored."
42. Any hobbies?
"I steal, I fight, I screw, and I read. That an exhaustive enough list for you?"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"Uh-uhm... umumumumum... make me human! Or something similar!"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"Definitely selfish."
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"I'm a thief. You can trust me." He said with a wickedly playful wink.
46. Your personal quote?
"Live like every day is going to be your last. Also, screw Fate."
47. Do you like change?
"It depends."
48. What's your most valued possession?
"Everything that isn't nailed down."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Two truths and a lie; I'm not currently armed, I stole your interview paper before you arrived, I'm not lying."
50. Last question! ... yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"Bored. Beyond bored. I want a smoke after you made me waste the last one, a good wine, a meal fit for a god, and twelve beautiful women to bed before the witching hour."
Sorry, don't know how to do the collapse thing!
Character's Name: Lyric
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"Lyric"
2. Give me your full name...
"Whys it matter?"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Its Blue, an old friend of mine decided to call me Blue because of my blue hair and eyes, though don't think that you're allowed to call me it"
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Human, im just so interesting already that if I wasn't human I'd be too much to handle"
5. Where/when were you born?
"as far as the 'where' goes, im not sure on an exact location, but I was born on September 21st, 1996"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"At the young ripe age of 26 sweetheart"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Neither, im the one who knows where all the bad guys are, and if I get something out of it, I'll help the good ones find them"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"It depends on if im taking my medication, but I admit im manipulative either way"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Very much yes"
10. Do you like to read?
"Not particularly, though if its of interest to me then I don't mind it"
11. Favorite color?
"Blue, obviously"
12. Do you get along with others?
"Not much, Im not exactly someone you want to be friends with"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"none that I haven't already taken care of, and no, I didn't kill them,"
14. How about friends?
"Anyone who wants to put up with my unstable ass, its their loss"
15. Are you patient?
"Very, only when necessary though"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"A shapeshifter would be very useful in my line of work, though personally, I am a goddess at heart,"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Drop the crap what do you want from me?"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I'd insult them right back, after all, I have more on them then they do me"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Nothing, I am beyond perfect and if you don't see that then screw off, you should be grateful I even give you the time of day"
20. About your home...
"Which one, I partly live with my father, but I have my own apartment for when I want personal space"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"My mother was in a car accident when I was young, but from what I remember she is very kind and loving, even If I did something wrong, and my Father did his best for me, it was hard just the two of us but he made it work"
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Nope, my parents were happy with just me, they needed no other children"
23. What's your occupation?
"Sorry, that's need to know information, and quite frankly you don't need to know"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"It gets me enough money to spend as much as I want, so that's enough for me I suppose"
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"No, relationships arent exactly something im good at, but if you think you can handle me, go ahead and try~"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Again, I'd feel bad for the poor sap who decided I was the one, but maybe eventually I'll think about it"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Shh~ don't tell anyone but, I banged your dad~"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Worst fear? Don't have one of those, but I know my name is the answer for a few people~"
29. Favorite food?
"Clam Linguine is nice"
30. Favorite drink?
"Does Vodka count? No? Too bad"
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Proud of huh? Well, I've been arrested only once, and while I did time, I learned to be my own lawyer, now I make sure I always follow the law, technically speaking~"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Im embarrassed for the idiots who think they're worth something just because the color of their skin or how many digits they have in their bank account"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"I answered, how I answered doesn't matter, as long as I did"
34. Is that a good reason?
"of course it is"
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Character huh? Better not be the main one, I wanna be the side character with a bigger fan base than the main one~"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Bring it on"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"There's no difference, we're both from the modern world, though can I just ask... What the hell is Corona?"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Damn, go touch some grass, visit your friends. You know what? Get dressed, im taking you shopping,"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"It wasn't so bad, but I don't know why she kept calling me her child, Im literally older than her"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"No, though I suppose that's my fault"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"I need to get out of the life im in now, that's for sure"
42. Any hobbies?
"Spending money"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"One wish huh? You know what? I'll be a hero, let's end world hunger, can I do that?"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"I don't need a wish for myself, plus it's a worldwide issue, so why not?
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Very"
46. Your personal quote?
"Time is money, now unless you give me a ben franklin from your wallet, your wasting mine "
47. Do you like change?
"depends on what changes"
48. What's your most valued possession?
"My mother's wedding ring, I'd rather lose all my fingers than to lose the ring"
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"No, now can I leave?"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"Like I need a drink, bye"
Character's Name: Lyric
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"Lyric"
2. Give me your full name...
"Whys it matter?"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Its Blue, an old friend of mine decided to call me Blue because of my blue hair and eyes, though don't think that you're allowed to call me it"
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Human, im just so interesting already that if I wasn't human I'd be too much to handle"
5. Where/when were you born?
"as far as the 'where' goes, im not sure on an exact location, but I was born on September 21st, 1996"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"At the young ripe age of 26 sweetheart"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Neither, im the one who knows where all the bad guys are, and if I get something out of it, I'll help the good ones find them"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"It depends on if im taking my medication, but I admit im manipulative either way"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Very much yes"
10. Do you like to read?
"Not particularly, though if its of interest to me then I don't mind it"
11. Favorite color?
"Blue, obviously"
12. Do you get along with others?
"Not much, Im not exactly someone you want to be friends with"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"none that I haven't already taken care of, and no, I didn't kill them,"
14. How about friends?
"Anyone who wants to put up with my unstable ass, its their loss"
15. Are you patient?
"Very, only when necessary though"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"A shapeshifter would be very useful in my line of work, though personally, I am a goddess at heart,"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Drop the crap what do you want from me?"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I'd insult them right back, after all, I have more on them then they do me"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Nothing, I am beyond perfect and if you don't see that then screw off, you should be grateful I even give you the time of day"
20. About your home...
"Which one, I partly live with my father, but I have my own apartment for when I want personal space"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"My mother was in a car accident when I was young, but from what I remember she is very kind and loving, even If I did something wrong, and my Father did his best for me, it was hard just the two of us but he made it work"
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Nope, my parents were happy with just me, they needed no other children"
23. What's your occupation?
"Sorry, that's need to know information, and quite frankly you don't need to know"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"It gets me enough money to spend as much as I want, so that's enough for me I suppose"
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"No, relationships arent exactly something im good at, but if you think you can handle me, go ahead and try~"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Again, I'd feel bad for the poor sap who decided I was the one, but maybe eventually I'll think about it"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Shh~ don't tell anyone but, I banged your dad~"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Worst fear? Don't have one of those, but I know my name is the answer for a few people~"
29. Favorite food?
"Clam Linguine is nice"
30. Favorite drink?
"Does Vodka count? No? Too bad"
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Proud of huh? Well, I've been arrested only once, and while I did time, I learned to be my own lawyer, now I make sure I always follow the law, technically speaking~"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Im embarrassed for the idiots who think they're worth something just because the color of their skin or how many digits they have in their bank account"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"I answered, how I answered doesn't matter, as long as I did"
34. Is that a good reason?
"of course it is"
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Character huh? Better not be the main one, I wanna be the side character with a bigger fan base than the main one~"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Bring it on"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"There's no difference, we're both from the modern world, though can I just ask... What the hell is Corona?"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Damn, go touch some grass, visit your friends. You know what? Get dressed, im taking you shopping,"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"It wasn't so bad, but I don't know why she kept calling me her child, Im literally older than her"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"No, though I suppose that's my fault"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"I need to get out of the life im in now, that's for sure"
42. Any hobbies?
"Spending money"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"One wish huh? You know what? I'll be a hero, let's end world hunger, can I do that?"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"I don't need a wish for myself, plus it's a worldwide issue, so why not?
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Very"
46. Your personal quote?
"Time is money, now unless you give me a ben franklin from your wallet, your wasting mine "
47. Do you like change?
"depends on what changes"
48. What's your most valued possession?
"My mother's wedding ring, I'd rather lose all my fingers than to lose the ring"
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"No, now can I leave?"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"Like I need a drink, bye"
Patches' Interview
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"Me Paaaatcheees!"
2. Give me your full name...
"...Patches' name is Patches."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
Patches shrugs their shoulders.
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Patches is a raaaagdooolll!"
5. Where/when were you born?
"Patches doesn't remember!"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"Patches doesn't knoooow!"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
Patches stares blankly.
1. What's your name?
"Me Paaaatcheees!"
2. Give me your full name...
"...Patches' name is Patches."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
Patches shrugs their shoulders.
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Patches is a raaaagdooolll!"
5. Where/when were you born?
"Patches doesn't remember!"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"Patches doesn't knoooow!"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
Patches stares blankly.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Snuggly annnnd playful!"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Patches stares up at the clouds, as they do not understand the question.
10. Do you like to read?
"Patches can't reeeaaad."
11. Favorite color?
"Patches loves alllll the colours!"
12. Do you get along with others?
"Patches loves evvveryooone!"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Only fiiiire. Fire scaaarrry..."
14. How about friends?
"Everyone is Patches' friend!"
15. Are you patient?
"Can we go play noooow?"
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Snuggly annnnd playful!"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Patches stares up at the clouds, as they do not understand the question.
10. Do you like to read?
"Patches can't reeeaaad."
11. Favorite color?
"Patches loves alllll the colours!"
12. Do you get along with others?
"Patches loves evvveryooone!"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Only fiiiire. Fire scaaarrry..."
14. How about friends?
"Everyone is Patches' friend!"
15. Are you patient?
"Can we go play noooow?"
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Patches just wants to be Patches!"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Fiiiire can taaaalk? Oooooh!"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Why would you saaay thaaaat?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Patches wants to talk without a string."
20. About your home...
"Patches lives in Dreamworld sometimes!"
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Patches just wants to be Patches!"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Fiiiire can taaaalk? Oooooh!"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Why would you saaay thaaaat?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Patches wants to talk without a string."
20. About your home...
"Patches lives in Dreamworld sometimes!"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Patches stares blankly.
22. Do you have any siblings?
Patches continues to stare blankly.
23. What's your occupation?
More staring.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
Even more staring.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
The constant staring in silence is starting to feel creepy...
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
You get the idea. Let's move on, shall we?
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Patches can't tell yooooou!"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Fiiiirrrreeee!"
29. Favorite food?
"Patches loooves candy!" A pause, to pull their string. "Patches can only have it in Dreamworld."
30. Favorite drink?
"Strawberry milkshaaaake!" Another pause, like the previous question. "Patches can only have it in Dreamworld."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Patches has so many friends in Dreamworld!"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Patches is distracted by a butterfly.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
Patches runs off to chase said butterfly.
34. Is that a good reason?
Patches is currently chasing a butterfly.
21. What're your parents like?
Patches stares blankly.
22. Do you have any siblings?
Patches continues to stare blankly.
23. What's your occupation?
More staring.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
Even more staring.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
The constant staring in silence is starting to feel creepy...
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
You get the idea. Let's move on, shall we?
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Patches can't tell yooooou!"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Fiiiirrrreeee!"
29. Favorite food?
"Patches loooves candy!" A pause, to pull their string. "Patches can only have it in Dreamworld."
30. Favorite drink?
"Strawberry milkshaaaake!" Another pause, like the previous question. "Patches can only have it in Dreamworld."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Patches has so many friends in Dreamworld!"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Patches is distracted by a butterfly.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
Patches runs off to chase said butterfly.
34. Is that a good reason?
Patches is currently chasing a butterfly.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Patches is Patches, and that's okaaaay!"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Ooooh! New place to explooore!"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"New friends to make!"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Hellooooo, Creator-Friend!"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"That was fuuuuun!"
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"Patches is Patches, and that's okaaaay!"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Ooooh! New place to explooore!"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"New friends to make!"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Hellooooo, Creator-Friend!"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"That was fuuuuun!"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"Yes, Patches iiiissss!"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"Let's play a gaaaame!"
42. Any hobbies?
"Playing games and having fuuuun!"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"Patches wishes for a new friiieeend."
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Patches stares with a smile.
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Cross my heart, hope to diiieee!"
46. Your personal quote?
"Life is but a dreeeaaaam!"
47. Do you like change?
Patches nods without pulling their string.
48. What's your most valued possession?
Patches doesn't understand the question. Those were some big words!
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Patches can share candy with yooouuu!"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Patches gives the interviewer a hug before waddling away contentedly.
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"Yes, Patches iiiissss!"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"Let's play a gaaaame!"
42. Any hobbies?
"Playing games and having fuuuun!"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"Patches wishes for a new friiieeend."
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Patches stares with a smile.
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Cross my heart, hope to diiieee!"
46. Your personal quote?
"Life is but a dreeeaaaam!"
47. Do you like change?
Patches nods without pulling their string.
48. What's your most valued possession?
Patches doesn't understand the question. Those were some big words!
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Patches can share candy with yooouuu!"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Patches gives the interviewer a hug before waddling away contentedly.
Ely’s Interview
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Ely
2. Give me your full name... Eleanor Richards
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? Ely, shorter version of my name. Only people who don’t know me and my mother call me by this name.
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?) Human
5. Where/when were you born? New York City, 1998
6. I see. And that would make your age...? 23, turning 24
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? Neutral but I wouldn’t say I go out of my way to help many people either.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? Feisty, Creative, Reckless and Loyal to a fault
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? Depends on the type of pressure! I would say yes to most of it. Generally pretty good at saving face and lying.
10. Do you like to read? Yes!
11. Favorite color? Sunset orange, more of a coral
12. Do you get along with others? I consider myself to be fairly charming but do I actually like the majority of them… no?
13. Do you have any enemies? I’d consider my ex to be my enemy.
14. How about friends? Jordan, my sisters
15. Are you patient? God, No.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? A dog so I can be pampered still.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? “Nice try, a**hole. Get in line.”
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? I’d insult her back, only jokingly of course.
19. If you could change anything about yourself... I wouldn’t change anything about myself, already pretty confident in who I am. Maybe go up a cup size though.
20. About your home...
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? Dad’s my best friend and rock of support. Mother is overbearing and picky, always finding something to bicker at me about. We are too similar at butt heads often.
22. Do you have any siblings? Two sisters and a brother.
23. What's your occupation? Art Gallery owner and Artist
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? Love it but constantly looking to expand. Currently looking into getting my own fashion line.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? Does one night count as “seeing someone”?
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? Come back to me for that question in a couple years.
27. Tell us your biggest secret. In your dreams
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. Being alone… forever.
29. Favorite food? Pasta!!
30. Favorite drink? Shots, then I can go dance.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. My family and how I’ve built my art gallery from the ground up.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. After my ex fiancé cheated on me, I continued to stay with him until I was ready to let him go.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? Sure.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? Doesn’t make much sense to me. I’m so mundane.
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? Everyone lives in the city.
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? She’s very similar to me.
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? It was fine, I guess.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? No, but I’ll never admit it to anyone.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. Eventually would like to have kids, but don’t like to admit that either.
42. Any hobbies? Lots of them! I dabble in a little of everything. Main one is cooking.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... That my engagement had been successful.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? Stupid, why should I want to be with a man who cheated?
45. Have you been honest with these questions? I avoided things.
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Ely
2. Give me your full name... Eleanor Richards
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? Ely, shorter version of my name. Only people who don’t know me and my mother call me by this name.
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?) Human
5. Where/when were you born? New York City, 1998
6. I see. And that would make your age...? 23, turning 24
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? Neutral but I wouldn’t say I go out of my way to help many people either.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? Feisty, Creative, Reckless and Loyal to a fault
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? Depends on the type of pressure! I would say yes to most of it. Generally pretty good at saving face and lying.
10. Do you like to read? Yes!
11. Favorite color? Sunset orange, more of a coral
12. Do you get along with others? I consider myself to be fairly charming but do I actually like the majority of them… no?
13. Do you have any enemies? I’d consider my ex to be my enemy.
14. How about friends? Jordan, my sisters
15. Are you patient? God, No.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? A dog so I can be pampered still.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? “Nice try, a**hole. Get in line.”
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? I’d insult her back, only jokingly of course.
19. If you could change anything about yourself... I wouldn’t change anything about myself, already pretty confident in who I am. Maybe go up a cup size though.
20. About your home...
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? Dad’s my best friend and rock of support. Mother is overbearing and picky, always finding something to bicker at me about. We are too similar at butt heads often.
22. Do you have any siblings? Two sisters and a brother.
23. What's your occupation? Art Gallery owner and Artist
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? Love it but constantly looking to expand. Currently looking into getting my own fashion line.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? Does one night count as “seeing someone”?
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? Come back to me for that question in a couple years.
27. Tell us your biggest secret. In your dreams
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. Being alone… forever.
29. Favorite food? Pasta!!
30. Favorite drink? Shots, then I can go dance.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. My family and how I’ve built my art gallery from the ground up.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. After my ex fiancé cheated on me, I continued to stay with him until I was ready to let him go.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? Sure.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? Doesn’t make much sense to me. I’m so mundane.
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? Everyone lives in the city.
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? She’s very similar to me.
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? It was fine, I guess.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? No, but I’ll never admit it to anyone.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. Eventually would like to have kids, but don’t like to admit that either.
42. Any hobbies? Lots of them! I dabble in a little of everything. Main one is cooking.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... That my engagement had been successful.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? Stupid, why should I want to be with a man who cheated?
45. Have you been honest with these questions? I avoided things.
Cris's Interview
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
The masked woman shrugged, indifferently. "Cris", she replied. "Cris will do."
2. Give me your full name...
A roll of the eyes behind the mask. A sigh, clearly perceptible even if her face was covered. Crossing her arms, she glowered at the interlocutor before throwing back: "Cristina Rosalia Aliprandi Della Scala Di Rocca Martinez." As much as a mouthful as the name was, she seemed more contemptuous of it than annoyed. "I didn't say Cris would do?"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
There was an involuntary reaction - not quite a spasm - but for a moment she seemed launched on saying something that started with a h - a "sh" sound, as if in the word hikari - before she promptly replied: "Light Raygun was - is - my alias, both in the old days of piracy and as a vigilante. Came up with it myself, by chance -- I was lookin' for something that would sound good, I tried Lone Raygun - nice but too western - and then I tried Light Raygun and..." She snapped her fingers, "It had a nice flow, so I said, fine, I'll keep it."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Yer olde human. I mean", her eyes gleamed, "I might not look like much of one anymore, what's left o'me under the mask. But yeah - ordinary human."
5. Where/when were you born?
Impatience reverberating off her voice, she listed almost automatically: "St. Aloysius National Hospital, on a 9th December. - under the sign of Sagittarius. And I hope you now won't be asking what the weather was like or something like that - honestly, who even cares?"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
Her eyes flashed. "As of present day? 25-odd." She crossed her arms, the impatient look - bordering on bored - growing only more evident with each passing minute. She knew what was next. Surely now they'd ask if it wasn't quite a young age for the mother of three, or for having lived such an eventful life. Raising her eyes to the ceiling, she prepared herself for the question...
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"... huh." Behind the mask, a thin eyebrow raised just to slightly. "I didn't get asked if I ain't too young to have been through so much or to have three kids? That's new." She shook her head, light bouncing off her dark hair. "As for your question... I'd say, as in most things, it's in the eyes of the beholder. I'm myself, and I try to be the best me I can - but hey, I don't mind if people choose the version of me they like best, and stick to it. Good guy, bad guy, I've been called all this and even more. Never been a problem", she concluded coolly, in a tne that left no room for further arguments. Only those who knew her real well would be able to guess how much of a lie that indifferent facade really was.
1. What's your name?
The masked woman shrugged, indifferently. "Cris", she replied. "Cris will do."
2. Give me your full name...
A roll of the eyes behind the mask. A sigh, clearly perceptible even if her face was covered. Crossing her arms, she glowered at the interlocutor before throwing back: "Cristina Rosalia Aliprandi Della Scala Di Rocca Martinez." As much as a mouthful as the name was, she seemed more contemptuous of it than annoyed. "I didn't say Cris would do?"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
There was an involuntary reaction - not quite a spasm - but for a moment she seemed launched on saying something that started with a h - a "sh" sound, as if in the word hikari - before she promptly replied: "Light Raygun was - is - my alias, both in the old days of piracy and as a vigilante. Came up with it myself, by chance -- I was lookin' for something that would sound good, I tried Lone Raygun - nice but too western - and then I tried Light Raygun and..." She snapped her fingers, "It had a nice flow, so I said, fine, I'll keep it."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Yer olde human. I mean", her eyes gleamed, "I might not look like much of one anymore, what's left o'me under the mask. But yeah - ordinary human."
5. Where/when were you born?
Impatience reverberating off her voice, she listed almost automatically: "St. Aloysius National Hospital, on a 9th December. - under the sign of Sagittarius. And I hope you now won't be asking what the weather was like or something like that - honestly, who even cares?"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
Her eyes flashed. "As of present day? 25-odd." She crossed her arms, the impatient look - bordering on bored - growing only more evident with each passing minute. She knew what was next. Surely now they'd ask if it wasn't quite a young age for the mother of three, or for having lived such an eventful life. Raising her eyes to the ceiling, she prepared herself for the question...
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"... huh." Behind the mask, a thin eyebrow raised just to slightly. "I didn't get asked if I ain't too young to have been through so much or to have three kids? That's new." She shook her head, light bouncing off her dark hair. "As for your question... I'd say, as in most things, it's in the eyes of the beholder. I'm myself, and I try to be the best me I can - but hey, I don't mind if people choose the version of me they like best, and stick to it. Good guy, bad guy, I've been called all this and even more. Never been a problem", she concluded coolly, in a tne that left no room for further arguments. Only those who knew her real well would be able to guess how much of a lie that indifferent facade really was.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"My personality, now?" She repeated, a faint echo of a laugh - if a little sarcastic one - dancing at the corner of her voice. "I don't think I've ever been aked that question before. But, well - what can I tell you? I'm a mix of several things. Some people will tell you I'm cold like ice, some others that I'm outgoing and friendly. And my by own admission, more than a little crazy," her eyes sparkled with amusement. "I guess the closest you can get is that I'm a woman of contrasts, which... suits me just fine."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Amusingly, she seemed a lot more relaxed and at ease at this question. "Ah, you see - when you've lived as a pirate, and all the more as a corporate, you gotta learn that quick or you're gonna get keelhauled sooner thn you can say 'Oh no'. It becomes a necessity. Calm under pressure and quick reflexes are how you stay alive in this biz."
10. Do you like to read?
"Why, yes." She brightened a little. "I've always found reading to be a favorite past time of mine. It gives me calm, sometimes an escape from reality, and is alway a discovery. Books, after all, are but miniature portals in different worlds, places and times." Unarguably, her eyes were smiling as she continued: "I must also say I'm fortunate that my kids seem to have inherited this passion of mine. Even if they are still so young, reading them bedtime stories is a special moment for us all."
11. Favorite color?
The further the interview went, the more at easy the masked woman seemed. The question on color stifled a new, softle chuckle. "Ah... well, I'm a colorphile actually - so it's kind of difficult to narrow down the choice on one color; I like them all. Reds and blacks tend to linger with me more at times - other times it's silver, other times yet green, sometimes blue - it depends on the mood, the thoughts going through my head, or what's going on in my life. Each color conveys something different at different times, and it's why I find each color is special and unique on its own."
12. Do you get along with others?
And somehow, that question seemed to snap her out of the momentary light-heartedness. She leaned against the chair, her eyes flying to the ceiling - but not in annoyance this time, more in deep thought. "It's happened", she said at length. "Sometimes... it's even happened easily. But then again... so has the opposite."
13. Do you have any enemies?
Her eyebrow arched again. "I'd be surprised if I hadn't, considering I went from rebel fighter, to pirate, to corporate top dog to vigilante. It's the kind of endeavors where you do cross people, you step on their toes, and you burn bridges."
14. How about friends?
"Few." Her voice seemed to come from far away, but it was not devoid of warmth. "But if there's something my life has taught me - and it's been quite a school of hard knocks - it's that when it comes to friends, quality will trump quantity any time. And those few, I am immensely proud and thankful for." Still there was a lingering sadness in her eyes, perhaps remembering friends lost - by the whims of life, or... for other reasons?
15. Are you patient?
An amused flicker in the dark eyes - sarcastic, very much so. "Well... I am still answering this interview, am I not?", she countered.
8. How would you describe your personality?
"My personality, now?" She repeated, a faint echo of a laugh - if a little sarcastic one - dancing at the corner of her voice. "I don't think I've ever been aked that question before. But, well - what can I tell you? I'm a mix of several things. Some people will tell you I'm cold like ice, some others that I'm outgoing and friendly. And my by own admission, more than a little crazy," her eyes sparkled with amusement. "I guess the closest you can get is that I'm a woman of contrasts, which... suits me just fine."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Amusingly, she seemed a lot more relaxed and at ease at this question. "Ah, you see - when you've lived as a pirate, and all the more as a corporate, you gotta learn that quick or you're gonna get keelhauled sooner thn you can say 'Oh no'. It becomes a necessity. Calm under pressure and quick reflexes are how you stay alive in this biz."
10. Do you like to read?
"Why, yes." She brightened a little. "I've always found reading to be a favorite past time of mine. It gives me calm, sometimes an escape from reality, and is alway a discovery. Books, after all, are but miniature portals in different worlds, places and times." Unarguably, her eyes were smiling as she continued: "I must also say I'm fortunate that my kids seem to have inherited this passion of mine. Even if they are still so young, reading them bedtime stories is a special moment for us all."
11. Favorite color?
The further the interview went, the more at easy the masked woman seemed. The question on color stifled a new, softle chuckle. "Ah... well, I'm a colorphile actually - so it's kind of difficult to narrow down the choice on one color; I like them all. Reds and blacks tend to linger with me more at times - other times it's silver, other times yet green, sometimes blue - it depends on the mood, the thoughts going through my head, or what's going on in my life. Each color conveys something different at different times, and it's why I find each color is special and unique on its own."
12. Do you get along with others?
And somehow, that question seemed to snap her out of the momentary light-heartedness. She leaned against the chair, her eyes flying to the ceiling - but not in annoyance this time, more in deep thought. "It's happened", she said at length. "Sometimes... it's even happened easily. But then again... so has the opposite."
13. Do you have any enemies?
Her eyebrow arched again. "I'd be surprised if I hadn't, considering I went from rebel fighter, to pirate, to corporate top dog to vigilante. It's the kind of endeavors where you do cross people, you step on their toes, and you burn bridges."
14. How about friends?
"Few." Her voice seemed to come from far away, but it was not devoid of warmth. "But if there's something my life has taught me - and it's been quite a school of hard knocks - it's that when it comes to friends, quality will trump quantity any time. And those few, I am immensely proud and thankful for." Still there was a lingering sadness in her eyes, perhaps remembering friends lost - by the whims of life, or... for other reasons?
15. Are you patient?
An amused flicker in the dark eyes - sarcastic, very much so. "Well... I am still answering this interview, am I not?", she countered.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Oh, those hypotethical questions." She tilted her head to the side, looking half-annoyed, half-amused. "Very well, let me think... I'd be tempted to say something immortal - but, you know, the catch of immortality i that if it's just for you, there'll always be a moment when you must say farewell - over and over again. Now, shapeshifting..." she hesitated slightly. "It could have practical purposes, I guess, but..." A shrug. "I used to think robots were the luckiest of all, because they could delete the logs of painful memories - then found out it's not so easy. So, hmm... honestly? I don't know. Next question?"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
This time there wasn't the slightest hesitation, nor any warmth in her voice. "Flattery ain't gettin' you nowhere, so spare me", she shot back, unperturbed.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
A moment's silence followed the question. She wasn't looking the interlocutor in the eyes. She didn't even seem to have heard.
Then - a shrug.
"Nothin' I've not heard before, I suppose."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"... I wouldn't be telling", she concluded - once more guarded, collected, and impassive as she could be. "Because then no one would be the wiser, and the changes could be used for purposes. A change in appearance? Suddenly you can get where you shouldn't be. A change in personality? You can get an unpredicted upper hand." Behind the mask, a wry smile could be sensed. "Screw the system, as we used to say in my rebel days."
20. About your home...
"The place where I live?" She crossed her arms over her chest. "The best thing I can say about it is that it's the people in it that make it home."
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Oh, those hypotethical questions." She tilted her head to the side, looking half-annoyed, half-amused. "Very well, let me think... I'd be tempted to say something immortal - but, you know, the catch of immortality i that if it's just for you, there'll always be a moment when you must say farewell - over and over again. Now, shapeshifting..." she hesitated slightly. "It could have practical purposes, I guess, but..." A shrug. "I used to think robots were the luckiest of all, because they could delete the logs of painful memories - then found out it's not so easy. So, hmm... honestly? I don't know. Next question?"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
This time there wasn't the slightest hesitation, nor any warmth in her voice. "Flattery ain't gettin' you nowhere, so spare me", she shot back, unperturbed.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
A moment's silence followed the question. She wasn't looking the interlocutor in the eyes. She didn't even seem to have heard.
Then - a shrug.
"Nothin' I've not heard before, I suppose."
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"... I wouldn't be telling", she concluded - once more guarded, collected, and impassive as she could be. "Because then no one would be the wiser, and the changes could be used for purposes. A change in appearance? Suddenly you can get where you shouldn't be. A change in personality? You can get an unpredicted upper hand." Behind the mask, a wry smile could be sensed. "Screw the system, as we used to say in my rebel days."
20. About your home...
"The place where I live?" She crossed her arms over her chest. "The best thing I can say about it is that it's the people in it that make it home."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Her back straightened. Her eyes were burning with fierceness as she replied: "My robot mother, she's a kind soul. A person defined by her great heart that's been torn open too many times, and her deep understanding. And I will choose her any time over my bio-parents. I do not believe they deserve to be called 'parents'; I never knew any kind of familiar attachment or care from them."
22. Do you have any siblings?
She shook her head, this time there was a hint of tiredness to her gestures. "Not biologically. I used to have some adopted ones, but.... not anymore. Our lives parted ways, and probably it's been for the better... for everyone." But once more, it sounded like those words belied something that she was not revealing, a secret pain.
23. What's your occupation?
If she had been indifferent before, now she looked downright bored. "If you mean my current occupation, I'm an enterpreneur and manager for the Aliprandi Clan, in the LuxCo board of shareholders and oversee to many other of the Clan's companies and investments." She ran a hand through her hair, somewhat tiredly. "Before that, I've been a pirate - Light Raygun, you might have heard - and there's rumors about a vigilante with my name and insignia - but of course you don't expect me to confirm or deny that?"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"The business thing, you mean? Well..." She crossed her arms, tilted her head slightly to one side, and blinked in annoyance. "Does itnot show?" A sigh followed those words. She was being too confrontational, she knew - but subjects like that tended to wear out her patience thin. "I liked being a pirate. The freedom... the escapades.... the crazy stunts. First with my best and most beloved friend Badzooka, then with one of the most feared crews in all the worlds-that-are, then for a time even alone... heh, I've seen - how does the line goes? I've seen things that you humans...?" Concealed by the mask, she bit her lower lip. She had made her choice, and she wanted to say that she didn't regret it. But it would be a lie; she missed her pirate days.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
That seemed to draw her from her reminiscing of old pirate glories. Yet the only visible reaction was that her eyes looked up at the interlocutor, slowly. "That's my grandfather's intention... eventually." The tone in which she pronounced those words couldn't have been more bitter. "Though finding a suitable candidate has proved quite difficult. Recently, some of them seemed quite eager to reject my grandfather's offerings... I really can't figure out why." And that was definitely a lie that she wasn't bothering to hide; it was plain clear by the vindictive smirk in her eyes that she knew more than she was letting out.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"I am... was... married", the answer came sharp as a whipcrack, shooting down the question. "The father of my children and I... we had a falling out, and parted ways for a time, but we then reconciled and would have probably returned together if..." She sharply averted her eyes, as if her attention had been drawn to something else, like a flying bug. The truth was that she had teared up and didn't want her interocutor to realize. After a couple instants, when she spoke again, her voice was once more firm. ".. if he had not lost his life in an accident. So, for the time being, I am a widow, to my grandfather's scorn."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Biggest secret? Hm - oh, wait." She snapped her fingers. "I have it. I'm allergic to chocolate. Like, I can't eat it. Not a crumb. Oh, no. I revealed my big secret, how awfully clumsy of me." Tiredly, and a little snappishly, she shook her head. "Listen... I know you're just doin' your job, but in my job - past, present and undercover - a secret getting out is a liability. So I am afraid I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request." There was a pause. "It means yeah, I'm so totally telling you my biggest secret because it's your business."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Oh no, I don't have problems answering", she assured. "My worst fear is that this interview will never end because - you know, I sort of have things to do. Seriously - how many more questions are there? I'm tired, I had a long day..."
29. Favorite food?
Well, this one was relatively easy. "Sushi and sashimi", she replied, without even thinking it over. "I could tell you stories about the withdrawals crisis I had when I was pregnant and couldn't get near raw fish for my life..."
30. Favorite drink?
"I wouldn't call it a favorite", she shrugged. "But coffee is my lifesaver. The strongest, the better. I need it if I want to function, what with busy scheule, three kids, a puppy, other chores... Most of the times, if I don't have coffee I am a zombie. And not one of the brain-eating kind." There were exceptions, though. She remembered a certain picnic where she had packed up a thermos full of coffee and almost didn't touch it... but then, serotonin was the best replacement for caffeine.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"No doing, sorry." The eyes behind the mask smirked, lazily like a cat. "Because there ain't one thing - there's three. My kids... Chiara, Reyn and Rosy. They are my life, my greatest accomplishment, and their births were perhaps the best things I did in my life."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Let me think." She tapped the chin of her mask, frowning slightly. "I can't decide between the times I freaked out thinking I lost the car keys, or the times I had to apologize to neighbors because my robot puppy broke their nose the moment they bent down to pet her..."
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
She looked mildly confused by the question. "Well, duh, I answered both. Is that it? Can we wrap this up now?"
34. Is that a good reason?
"Hmm... for wrapping this up? I guess so." But somehow she doubted that was what they meant, and a moment later she got the confirmation. More questions. She refrained from groaning; was this some personal hell of hers where she'd be interviewed until the end of time? She was almost starting to wonder if she should resort to a standard excuse like "I left my cook bot unattended" or "I double parked the limo".
21. What're your parents like?
Her back straightened. Her eyes were burning with fierceness as she replied: "My robot mother, she's a kind soul. A person defined by her great heart that's been torn open too many times, and her deep understanding. And I will choose her any time over my bio-parents. I do not believe they deserve to be called 'parents'; I never knew any kind of familiar attachment or care from them."
22. Do you have any siblings?
She shook her head, this time there was a hint of tiredness to her gestures. "Not biologically. I used to have some adopted ones, but.... not anymore. Our lives parted ways, and probably it's been for the better... for everyone." But once more, it sounded like those words belied something that she was not revealing, a secret pain.
23. What's your occupation?
If she had been indifferent before, now she looked downright bored. "If you mean my current occupation, I'm an enterpreneur and manager for the Aliprandi Clan, in the LuxCo board of shareholders and oversee to many other of the Clan's companies and investments." She ran a hand through her hair, somewhat tiredly. "Before that, I've been a pirate - Light Raygun, you might have heard - and there's rumors about a vigilante with my name and insignia - but of course you don't expect me to confirm or deny that?"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"The business thing, you mean? Well..." She crossed her arms, tilted her head slightly to one side, and blinked in annoyance. "Does itnot show?" A sigh followed those words. She was being too confrontational, she knew - but subjects like that tended to wear out her patience thin. "I liked being a pirate. The freedom... the escapades.... the crazy stunts. First with my best and most beloved friend Badzooka, then with one of the most feared crews in all the worlds-that-are, then for a time even alone... heh, I've seen - how does the line goes? I've seen things that you humans...?" Concealed by the mask, she bit her lower lip. She had made her choice, and she wanted to say that she didn't regret it. But it would be a lie; she missed her pirate days.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
That seemed to draw her from her reminiscing of old pirate glories. Yet the only visible reaction was that her eyes looked up at the interlocutor, slowly. "That's my grandfather's intention... eventually." The tone in which she pronounced those words couldn't have been more bitter. "Though finding a suitable candidate has proved quite difficult. Recently, some of them seemed quite eager to reject my grandfather's offerings... I really can't figure out why." And that was definitely a lie that she wasn't bothering to hide; it was plain clear by the vindictive smirk in her eyes that she knew more than she was letting out.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"I am... was... married", the answer came sharp as a whipcrack, shooting down the question. "The father of my children and I... we had a falling out, and parted ways for a time, but we then reconciled and would have probably returned together if..." She sharply averted her eyes, as if her attention had been drawn to something else, like a flying bug. The truth was that she had teared up and didn't want her interocutor to realize. After a couple instants, when she spoke again, her voice was once more firm. ".. if he had not lost his life in an accident. So, for the time being, I am a widow, to my grandfather's scorn."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Biggest secret? Hm - oh, wait." She snapped her fingers. "I have it. I'm allergic to chocolate. Like, I can't eat it. Not a crumb. Oh, no. I revealed my big secret, how awfully clumsy of me." Tiredly, and a little snappishly, she shook her head. "Listen... I know you're just doin' your job, but in my job - past, present and undercover - a secret getting out is a liability. So I am afraid I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request." There was a pause. "It means yeah, I'm so totally telling you my biggest secret because it's your business."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"Oh no, I don't have problems answering", she assured. "My worst fear is that this interview will never end because - you know, I sort of have things to do. Seriously - how many more questions are there? I'm tired, I had a long day..."
29. Favorite food?
Well, this one was relatively easy. "Sushi and sashimi", she replied, without even thinking it over. "I could tell you stories about the withdrawals crisis I had when I was pregnant and couldn't get near raw fish for my life..."
30. Favorite drink?
"I wouldn't call it a favorite", she shrugged. "But coffee is my lifesaver. The strongest, the better. I need it if I want to function, what with busy scheule, three kids, a puppy, other chores... Most of the times, if I don't have coffee I am a zombie. And not one of the brain-eating kind." There were exceptions, though. She remembered a certain picnic where she had packed up a thermos full of coffee and almost didn't touch it... but then, serotonin was the best replacement for caffeine.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"No doing, sorry." The eyes behind the mask smirked, lazily like a cat. "Because there ain't one thing - there's three. My kids... Chiara, Reyn and Rosy. They are my life, my greatest accomplishment, and their births were perhaps the best things I did in my life."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Let me think." She tapped the chin of her mask, frowning slightly. "I can't decide between the times I freaked out thinking I lost the car keys, or the times I had to apologize to neighbors because my robot puppy broke their nose the moment they bent down to pet her..."
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
She looked mildly confused by the question. "Well, duh, I answered both. Is that it? Can we wrap this up now?"
34. Is that a good reason?
"Hmm... for wrapping this up? I guess so." But somehow she doubted that was what they meant, and a moment later she got the confirmation. More questions. She refrained from groaning; was this some personal hell of hers where she'd be interviewed until the end of time? She was almost starting to wonder if she should resort to a standard excuse like "I left my cook bot unattended" or "I double parked the limo".
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
The first flicker of confusion turned into amusement and laughs. "Hah! There's a version of me that's known all along, actually. It's - well, kinda complicated to explain. You are familiar with the theory of Multiverses?" Oh, maybe now she could have some fun trolling the interviewer, for a change!
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"How thrilling." Her voice was plain and dripping with sarcasm. "Alright, now that the fourth's wall gone, can I go too? I have left my cook-bot double parked..." Damn, She had got it wrong!
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"On the spot? That their technology is less advanced than ours." She frowned. "I wonder if I could be just as destructive around tech of their time as I am with tech of our time... but probably it's not a good idea to experiment."
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"I respect her", she blunty replied, unperturbed by the question. "We might not always see eye to eye, but there's much that I owe her. And sometimes... she's even made me proud." The statement was cryptic, but she didn't expand it. The interviewer had not answered her about the Multiverses, after all. Spoilsport!
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
A condescending glance was not followed by any words. Just a slow, deliberate, yawn.
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
The first flicker of confusion turned into amusement and laughs. "Hah! There's a version of me that's known all along, actually. It's - well, kinda complicated to explain. You are familiar with the theory of Multiverses?" Oh, maybe now she could have some fun trolling the interviewer, for a change!
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"How thrilling." Her voice was plain and dripping with sarcasm. "Alright, now that the fourth's wall gone, can I go too? I have left my cook-bot double parked..." Damn, She had got it wrong!
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"On the spot? That their technology is less advanced than ours." She frowned. "I wonder if I could be just as destructive around tech of their time as I am with tech of our time... but probably it's not a good idea to experiment."
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"I respect her", she blunty replied, unperturbed by the question. "We might not always see eye to eye, but there's much that I owe her. And sometimes... she's even made me proud." The statement was cryptic, but she didn't expand it. The interviewer had not answered her about the Multiverses, after all. Spoilsport!
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
A condescending glance was not followed by any words. Just a slow, deliberate, yawn.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"Closing? Wait - these are the last questions?" She couldn't believe it. What if it was really some reverse psychology trick? Still, she decided to roll with it and shrugged. "Some parts, yes. Some others, not. Fortunately, the yes-parts tend to outnumber the no-parts. at least most of the time."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
Her clue! Finally! "Hmm, yes. I mean, I absolutely need to walk out my puppy - I mean, right now - and then I need to send some urgent mails and then I need to call my best friend because I promised I would and then I need to start helping my cook bot with dinner and yeah, it's a lot o things I need to do right now, so you'll have to bear with me if I cut this short..." she said almot without taking a breath. Miraculously, this time she didn't mix up anything. She pulled back her chair and was about to excuse herself when--
42. Any hobbies?
She froze on the spot, groaned loud and forcibly refrained from headdesking. "I said I have urgent things I must be doing!..." Huffing, she listed of her fingers; "Drawing, art crafts of various kind - some holographic sculpting, some traditional sculpting, papercrafts - oh, and reading. Big bookworm here."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
She was about to answer with something impatient... but the question caught her interest. One wish? She thought about it a split second - and when her mind conjectured an answer, she chuckled wryly. "Ah, well... I wished I could be somewhere else. But not because I'm tired of these questions, just... there's a place where I wish I could be. Not even right now, just... often."
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Ah, that was another surprising one. She thought about it a moment, then shrugged. "I guess... other." It was too complicated to explain how it felt like to really want to be in a specific place that you missed.
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"What, you're insinuating I lied? Well..." An eyebrow raised behind the mask, and she slowly stood up, folding her arms over her chest. "If I had, I certainly wuldn't be telling, aye?"
46. Your personal quote?
"Personal quote? What?" She seemed taken aback and frowned. "What do I look like, the LuxCo AllPresident? And besides, deeds are more important than words." Finding comfort in the knowledge that they couldn't see her, she smiled wryly. "And coming from someone as wordy as me, that's saying a lot." It was probably the closest thing to a joke she had said ever since the interview began!
47. Do you like change?
"Sometimes." Her eyes now were distant, lost in remembrance. "There's changes that are for the good and others that are not quite so good. I guess it'd be easier to like change if it could be always chosen freely - but, more often than not, it's the exact opposite. So the best one can do with change is roll with it. Grab the bull by the horns, so to speak."
48. What's your most valued possession?
And that question caught her so off surprise, it draw a spontaneous and heartfelt chuckle, not devoid of warmth. "Ah, well... something I don't have anymore because now it's become a valued possession for a most valued person."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Nothing whatsoever." Well, the interview was almost over - she could at least try to make up for the times she had reacted snappishly. "But I'll make you a coffee for the trouble, if you'll have one. No hard feelings, okay?"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"Heh, I ain't gonna lie - exhausted", she confessed. "Don't get me wrong, some of the questions were interesting, but... it's been a long, long day. And sometimes after a long day I'm not the nicest person you can be around. Again... nothing personal."
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"Closing? Wait - these are the last questions?" She couldn't believe it. What if it was really some reverse psychology trick? Still, she decided to roll with it and shrugged. "Some parts, yes. Some others, not. Fortunately, the yes-parts tend to outnumber the no-parts. at least most of the time."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
Her clue! Finally! "Hmm, yes. I mean, I absolutely need to walk out my puppy - I mean, right now - and then I need to send some urgent mails and then I need to call my best friend because I promised I would and then I need to start helping my cook bot with dinner and yeah, it's a lot o things I need to do right now, so you'll have to bear with me if I cut this short..." she said almot without taking a breath. Miraculously, this time she didn't mix up anything. She pulled back her chair and was about to excuse herself when--
42. Any hobbies?
She froze on the spot, groaned loud and forcibly refrained from headdesking. "I said I have urgent things I must be doing!..." Huffing, she listed of her fingers; "Drawing, art crafts of various kind - some holographic sculpting, some traditional sculpting, papercrafts - oh, and reading. Big bookworm here."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
She was about to answer with something impatient... but the question caught her interest. One wish? She thought about it a split second - and when her mind conjectured an answer, she chuckled wryly. "Ah, well... I wished I could be somewhere else. But not because I'm tired of these questions, just... there's a place where I wish I could be. Not even right now, just... often."
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Ah, that was another surprising one. She thought about it a moment, then shrugged. "I guess... other." It was too complicated to explain how it felt like to really want to be in a specific place that you missed.
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"What, you're insinuating I lied? Well..." An eyebrow raised behind the mask, and she slowly stood up, folding her arms over her chest. "If I had, I certainly wuldn't be telling, aye?"
46. Your personal quote?
"Personal quote? What?" She seemed taken aback and frowned. "What do I look like, the LuxCo AllPresident? And besides, deeds are more important than words." Finding comfort in the knowledge that they couldn't see her, she smiled wryly. "And coming from someone as wordy as me, that's saying a lot." It was probably the closest thing to a joke she had said ever since the interview began!
47. Do you like change?
"Sometimes." Her eyes now were distant, lost in remembrance. "There's changes that are for the good and others that are not quite so good. I guess it'd be easier to like change if it could be always chosen freely - but, more often than not, it's the exact opposite. So the best one can do with change is roll with it. Grab the bull by the horns, so to speak."
48. What's your most valued possession?
And that question caught her so off surprise, it draw a spontaneous and heartfelt chuckle, not devoid of warmth. "Ah, well... something I don't have anymore because now it's become a valued possession for a most valued person."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Nothing whatsoever." Well, the interview was almost over - she could at least try to make up for the times she had reacted snappishly. "But I'll make you a coffee for the trouble, if you'll have one. No hard feelings, okay?"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"Heh, I ain't gonna lie - exhausted", she confessed. "Don't get me wrong, some of the questions were interesting, but... it's been a long, long day. And sometimes after a long day I'm not the nicest person you can be around. Again... nothing personal."
Allllllright Enoki, since you've been rotting my brain to its core, I guess that means you get an interview, too.
Enoki's Interview
Enoki's Interview
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"Call me Enoki!"
2. Give me your full name...
"Well, I am very glad you asked. I am Enoki, the Giant-Slayer!"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"I don't need one! My title is all I need!"
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I'm a mushroom! A Torchlight mushroom, to be exact. I'm not like any other!"
5. Where/when were you born?
"It all started a long time ago... I was born from the soil of a rocky cave. Soon, I woke up, and freed myself from the ground!"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"I am, uh... uhh... It doesn't matter!"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"I don't take sides! Good, bad, there's no point! I follow my own heart!"
1. What's your name?
"Call me Enoki!"
2. Give me your full name...
"Well, I am very glad you asked. I am Enoki, the Giant-Slayer!"
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"I don't need one! My title is all I need!"
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I'm a mushroom! A Torchlight mushroom, to be exact. I'm not like any other!"
5. Where/when were you born?
"It all started a long time ago... I was born from the soil of a rocky cave. Soon, I woke up, and freed myself from the ground!"
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"I am, uh... uhh... It doesn't matter!"
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"I don't take sides! Good, bad, there's no point! I follow my own heart!"
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Only the bravest and most daring mushroom you'll ever meet! Why, I'm as violent and adventurous as they come!"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Pressure? Oh, please. That's what makes combat more FUN!"
10. Do you like to read?
"I don't need to read! Who needs to read on the field of battle?"
Enoki does not admit that he is illiterate.
11. Favorite color?
"I think yellow is very nice. Makes for a nice, warm light on cold cavern walls..."
12. Do you get along with others?
"NO! I'm a Giant-Slayer! I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to KILL!"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"More than your stupid brain could count! Hundreds of giants know me, fear me, and want to see me dead. Good! Gives me more of a reason to fight them!"
14. How about friends?
"A few! There's my dear friend Oakley, there's even a couple of other living mushrooms I've come across..."
15. Are you patient?
Enoki is absent. He is currently charging at an innocent pedestrian, stabbing at their ankles with his spear.
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Only the bravest and most daring mushroom you'll ever meet! Why, I'm as violent and adventurous as they come!"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Pressure? Oh, please. That's what makes combat more FUN!"
10. Do you like to read?
"I don't need to read! Who needs to read on the field of battle?"
Enoki does not admit that he is illiterate.
11. Favorite color?
"I think yellow is very nice. Makes for a nice, warm light on cold cavern walls..."
12. Do you get along with others?
"NO! I'm a Giant-Slayer! I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to KILL!"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"More than your stupid brain could count! Hundreds of giants know me, fear me, and want to see me dead. Good! Gives me more of a reason to fight them!"
14. How about friends?
"A few! There's my dear friend Oakley, there's even a couple of other living mushrooms I've come across..."
15. Are you patient?
Enoki is absent. He is currently charging at an innocent pedestrian, stabbing at their ankles with his spear.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Nothing! I am happy with who I am!"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Many thanks, giant! But flattery is not enough to protect you FROM MY WRATH!"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Was it something I said?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"I already said I'm happy with who I was! Stupid giant..."
20. About your home...
"Don't have one. I'm a wanderer, forever searching for adventure!"
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Nothing! I am happy with who I am!"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Many thanks, giant! But flattery is not enough to protect you FROM MY WRATH!"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Was it something I said?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"I already said I'm happy with who I was! Stupid giant..."
20. About your home...
"Don't have one. I'm a wanderer, forever searching for adventure!"
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"I haven't the slightest clue! They're not like me, they cannot move or talk."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Likely! My fellow sporelings litter that old cave..."
23. What's your occupation?
"FULL-TIME GIANT-SLAYER!"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"Are you joking?! Of course I do! Dare I say, it's my only purpose in this life!"
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"...What's a date?"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Ohh, those are GIANT rituals! I don't take part in those!"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"No!"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"HAHAHAH! Giant-Slayer Enoki fears NOTHING!"
29. Favorite food?
"I do love moss! Delightfully earthy. Honey is hard to come by, but it is just as wonderful!"
30. Favorite drink?
"I love squeezing the juice out of overripe berries!"
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"My kill count!"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Me? Embarrassed? I would NEVER!"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"None of YOUR business, stupid giant!"
34. Is that a good reason?
"You are ASKING to get stabbed!"
21. What're your parents like?
"I haven't the slightest clue! They're not like me, they cannot move or talk."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Likely! My fellow sporelings litter that old cave..."
23. What's your occupation?
"FULL-TIME GIANT-SLAYER!"
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"Are you joking?! Of course I do! Dare I say, it's my only purpose in this life!"
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"...What's a date?"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"Ohh, those are GIANT rituals! I don't take part in those!"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"No!"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"HAHAHAH! Giant-Slayer Enoki fears NOTHING!"
29. Favorite food?
"I do love moss! Delightfully earthy. Honey is hard to come by, but it is just as wonderful!"
30. Favorite drink?
"I love squeezing the juice out of overripe berries!"
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"My kill count!"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Me? Embarrassed? I would NEVER!"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"None of YOUR business, stupid giant!"
34. Is that a good reason?
"You are ASKING to get stabbed!"
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"What's that supposed to mean!?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Take me back."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"There's a large amount of giants that AREN'T dead!"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Ahh, it's a shame I can't kill her!"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Enoki brandishes his spear, ready to stab the interviewer.
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"What's that supposed to mean!?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"Take me back."
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"There's a large amount of giants that AREN'T dead!"
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Ahh, it's a shame I can't kill her!"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Enoki brandishes his spear, ready to stab the interviewer.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"I'm just happy I got a life in the first place! I have no reason to exist, I found a reason, and I'm as happy as can be!"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"Stupid giant! Have you not been listening?!"
42. Any hobbies?
"YOU HAVEN'T! AAARRRRGH!!"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"I wish I could be the mightiest adventurer anyone has ever heard of!"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"Selfish! What? Were you expecting me to make a wish for you giants? HAHAHAH!"
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Cross my non-existent heart and hope to die, my dear!"
46. Your personal quote?
"PREPARE YOURSELF, MIGHTY GIANT! FEEL THE WRATH OF GIANT-SLAYER ENOKI!"
47. Do you like change?
"Well, it sure makes life more interesting!"
48. What's your most valued possession?
"Splinter! This bad boy has killed so many giants!"
Enoki slaps the spear's handle.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Not really!"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"How do I feel? Ready to fight!"
Enoki charges at the interviewer.
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"I'm just happy I got a life in the first place! I have no reason to exist, I found a reason, and I'm as happy as can be!"
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"Stupid giant! Have you not been listening?!"
42. Any hobbies?
"YOU HAVEN'T! AAARRRRGH!!"
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"I wish I could be the mightiest adventurer anyone has ever heard of!"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"Selfish! What? Were you expecting me to make a wish for you giants? HAHAHAH!"
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"Cross my non-existent heart and hope to die, my dear!"
46. Your personal quote?
"PREPARE YOURSELF, MIGHTY GIANT! FEEL THE WRATH OF GIANT-SLAYER ENOKI!"
47. Do you like change?
"Well, it sure makes life more interesting!"
48. What's your most valued possession?
"Splinter! This bad boy has killed so many giants!"
Enoki slaps the spear's handle.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Not really!"
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"How do I feel? Ready to fight!"
Enoki charges at the interviewer.
Meph Norwish
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Meph Norwish
2. Give me your full name... Mephistopheles Norwish
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? Meph, because Mephistopheles is too difficult for any ignorant warrior to say and takes way too long on a battlefield
4. What species are you? Werewolf
5. Where/when were you born? Born originally in 847AD in a small fishing village in what is now Norway
6. I see. And that would make your age...? Technically, in this life, I am in my early twenties. But, counting all my lives together…1,176 years old.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? That is a matter of perception. Am I coming to kill you or save you? I try to be a good guy, but I don’t often rise to the occasion.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? Though scary at first glance I have been accused of being the biggest teddy bear you could ever want to meet, if you can get me to open up and drop my guard. I have a very high wall around me.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? I have been thrown into more wars than I can even fathom. A man doesn’t survive on a battlefield for long unless they can keep their wits about them.
10. Do you like to read? Yes, very much so. I actually only learned to read about ten years ago and I have found it to be an addictive habit.
11. Favorite color? Blue, soft blue though
12. Do you get along with others? I don’t talk a lot. I am very reserved and stay to myself unless I have a reason to interact with you.
13. Do you have any enemies? Millions, I am sure. Their ghosts wait for me in the beyond. One day, I will join them and atone for my actions.
14. How about friends? I don’t have many of those. I have a father figure and that’s about as close as it gets for me.
15. Are you patient? *waits fifteen minutes to answer this question* Yes
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? Human. I was human until this life and the ease of dying was much more appealing.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? The only compliment an enemy would give me would be “thank you for keeping your sword so sharp. I barely felt anything.”
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? A shrug, a nod, and then I would give them space as they are obviously angry.
19. If you could change anything about yourself... To not be cursed to continuously roam this Earth looking for a salvation that does not exist. I wish to just go to my finial resting place and stay there.
20. About your home... I would like one.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? Selfish. Any parent that would sell their child into slavery and war at the tender age of five deserves a special place in Hell.
22. Do you have any siblings? It’s possible, but I have no idea. I never make it back home.
23. What's your occupation? Up until this life I was a warrior, a berserker, a killing machine. I am trying to do better, be softer and have transitioned into that of a first responder.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? Yes. I am equipped to deal with danger
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? I can barely have a conversation. Who would date that?
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? If no one would date me how could I even fathom an engagement?
27. Tell us your biggest secret. Then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. It would be gossip.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. Being reborn yet again.
29. Favorite food? Something not moldy or rotten.
30. Favorite drink? Water.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. I pray for the lives I take and I never pray for myself, only others
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. Having sex for the first time was a rather humiliating situation. It was…just a mess.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why. I did answer so, pass.
34. Is that a good reason? Uhhh….I don’t think this one pertains to me either.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? That would make so much sense.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? You sick, twisted bastard!
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? My creator has a nice house
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? You’re perfect
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? How do you unsee that?
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? Not in the slightest, though this one is better.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. I need to find someone who will mourn me when I die. If I have that, then maybe I will find peace.
42. Any hobbies? I read a lot. Run as a wolf. Swim.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... For this to be my last life.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? Probably very selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions? As honest as I can be.
46. Your personal quote? “Selfish people should not be allowed to have children.”
47. Do you like change? Yes, it is usually for the better
48. What's your most valued possession? My twin battle axes, they never let me down.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? Nope
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel? Ready to go to bed.
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Meph Norwish
2. Give me your full name... Mephistopheles Norwish
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? Meph, because Mephistopheles is too difficult for any ignorant warrior to say and takes way too long on a battlefield
4. What species are you? Werewolf
5. Where/when were you born? Born originally in 847AD in a small fishing village in what is now Norway
6. I see. And that would make your age...? Technically, in this life, I am in my early twenties. But, counting all my lives together…1,176 years old.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? That is a matter of perception. Am I coming to kill you or save you? I try to be a good guy, but I don’t often rise to the occasion.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? Though scary at first glance I have been accused of being the biggest teddy bear you could ever want to meet, if you can get me to open up and drop my guard. I have a very high wall around me.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? I have been thrown into more wars than I can even fathom. A man doesn’t survive on a battlefield for long unless they can keep their wits about them.
10. Do you like to read? Yes, very much so. I actually only learned to read about ten years ago and I have found it to be an addictive habit.
11. Favorite color? Blue, soft blue though
12. Do you get along with others? I don’t talk a lot. I am very reserved and stay to myself unless I have a reason to interact with you.
13. Do you have any enemies? Millions, I am sure. Their ghosts wait for me in the beyond. One day, I will join them and atone for my actions.
14. How about friends? I don’t have many of those. I have a father figure and that’s about as close as it gets for me.
15. Are you patient? *waits fifteen minutes to answer this question* Yes
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? Human. I was human until this life and the ease of dying was much more appealing.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? The only compliment an enemy would give me would be “thank you for keeping your sword so sharp. I barely felt anything.”
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? A shrug, a nod, and then I would give them space as they are obviously angry.
19. If you could change anything about yourself... To not be cursed to continuously roam this Earth looking for a salvation that does not exist. I wish to just go to my finial resting place and stay there.
20. About your home... I would like one.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? Selfish. Any parent that would sell their child into slavery and war at the tender age of five deserves a special place in Hell.
22. Do you have any siblings? It’s possible, but I have no idea. I never make it back home.
23. What's your occupation? Up until this life I was a warrior, a berserker, a killing machine. I am trying to do better, be softer and have transitioned into that of a first responder.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? Yes. I am equipped to deal with danger
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? I can barely have a conversation. Who would date that?
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? If no one would date me how could I even fathom an engagement?
27. Tell us your biggest secret. Then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. It would be gossip.
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. Being reborn yet again.
29. Favorite food? Something not moldy or rotten.
30. Favorite drink? Water.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. I pray for the lives I take and I never pray for myself, only others
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. Having sex for the first time was a rather humiliating situation. It was…just a mess.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why. I did answer so, pass.
34. Is that a good reason? Uhhh….I don’t think this one pertains to me either.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? That would make so much sense.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? You sick, twisted bastard!
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? My creator has a nice house
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? You’re perfect
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? How do you unsee that?
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? Not in the slightest, though this one is better.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. I need to find someone who will mourn me when I die. If I have that, then maybe I will find peace.
42. Any hobbies? I read a lot. Run as a wolf. Swim.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... For this to be my last life.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? Probably very selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions? As honest as I can be.
46. Your personal quote? “Selfish people should not be allowed to have children.”
47. Do you like change? Yes, it is usually for the better
48. What's your most valued possession? My twin battle axes, they never let me down.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? Nope
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel? Ready to go to bed.
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Character's Name: Dominick
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"You.. can call me Dom, or Nicky."
2. Give me your full name...
"My..name is Dominick."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Dom is a nickname I create, while Nicky is just a nickname someone else created."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I am..I am human."
5. Where/when were you born?
"The Kingdom of Equis. I miss there."
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"I'm 21 years old."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"I'm a friend, at least, I'd like to be."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"My person..personality? Well, I'm quiet. Does that count?"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"I receive a lot of pressure but I've managed to not get angry... So I suppose I can?"
10. Do you like to read?
"Love to. Even if I'm reading the...the uh... Forbidden books."
11. Favorite color?
"Black, or wait, blue? Both? Both, Both is good."
12. Do you get along with others?
"Not..really. I stick to myself for the most part?"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"..The Cult says I should see Lord Demanitus as an enemy."
14. How about friends?
"One, his name is Varian. He's an alchemist, or something like that."
15. Are you patient?
"Yes. Or else I'd leave this interview right now."
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"I would choose a Centaur. I could race around the fields, free and roaming around. It sounds..peaceful. Fun"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Uh, um, I'd panic. Be-Because he's dead from my understanding?"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I'm..sure he didn't mean it. Varian's a nice guy. At least, I think?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Art skills, definitely."
20. About your home...
"..."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"My previous mother and father were nice, but my mother died and my father ran off with me. He ended up getting killed by royal guards after stealing, which is why..why I'm in this cult. With Father, the leader of this cult."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Do my fellow cult members count?"
23. What's your occupation?
"Painter. I attempt to paint trees so I can one day paint the eternal tree."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"No I do not, I'm not getting too far."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"What? I-"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"No- I'm not- Can we stop talking about this subject?!"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Reading the forbidden books. About Lord Demanitus."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"...Um. Nothing, really..comes to mind, but, I hope not to have any fears-"
29. Favorite food?
"Pears, there's some that grow nearby my cult's campsite!"
30. Favorite drink?
"Filtered River Water. It's clean, and makes you one with nature. Or something like that."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"My wood and seashell collection!
"
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Probably that time I slapped Father with a paint brush. I didn't mean to!-"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
N/A
34. Is that a good reason?
N/A
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"A what? Like as in a character from a book?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"The- The what wall?"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"Well, uh...that I seem to be on this..brown piece of paper with a bunch of words and pictures on it."
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Are..they going to stop talking about this- this 'Tangled' thing anytime soon or--"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"Again. The what?"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"I'm..fine for now. I have a roof over my head, food, clothes, family."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"Learn more about other Kingdoms~"
42. Any hobbies?
"Reading. That's about it."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"A whole library with every book known to existence.
"
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"Great. And time-consuming. Good luck getting me out of there."
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"I.. think so?"
46. Your personal quote?
"Let the Age of Zhan Tiri Begin. Though that's just our Cult's quote."
47. Do you like change?
"No. I do not."
48. What's your most valued possession?
"My wood and seashell collection, he he he..."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Monkeys are apparently a bad omen and considered evil by my cult? That's confusing."
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"A bit tired. I might read a few pages of my book and go to bed. Goodnight. Had fun. "
Character's Name: Dominick
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"You.. can call me Dom, or Nicky."
2. Give me your full name...
"My..name is Dominick."
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"Dom is a nickname I create, while Nicky is just a nickname someone else created."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"I am..I am human."
5. Where/when were you born?
"The Kingdom of Equis. I miss there."
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"I'm 21 years old."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"I'm a friend, at least, I'd like to be."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"My person..personality? Well, I'm quiet. Does that count?"
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"I receive a lot of pressure but I've managed to not get angry... So I suppose I can?"
10. Do you like to read?
"Love to. Even if I'm reading the...the uh... Forbidden books."
11. Favorite color?
"Black, or wait, blue? Both? Both, Both is good."
12. Do you get along with others?
"Not..really. I stick to myself for the most part?"
13. Do you have any enemies?
"..The Cult says I should see Lord Demanitus as an enemy."
14. How about friends?
"One, his name is Varian. He's an alchemist, or something like that."
15. Are you patient?
"Yes. Or else I'd leave this interview right now."
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"I would choose a Centaur. I could race around the fields, free and roaming around. It sounds..peaceful. Fun"
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"Uh, um, I'd panic. Be-Because he's dead from my understanding?"
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"I'm..sure he didn't mean it. Varian's a nice guy. At least, I think?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Art skills, definitely."
20. About your home...
"..."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"My previous mother and father were nice, but my mother died and my father ran off with me. He ended up getting killed by royal guards after stealing, which is why..why I'm in this cult. With Father, the leader of this cult."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"Do my fellow cult members count?"
23. What's your occupation?
"Painter. I attempt to paint trees so I can one day paint the eternal tree."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"No I do not, I'm not getting too far."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"What? I-"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"No- I'm not- Can we stop talking about this subject?!"
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"Reading the forbidden books. About Lord Demanitus."
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"...Um. Nothing, really..comes to mind, but, I hope not to have any fears-"
29. Favorite food?
"Pears, there's some that grow nearby my cult's campsite!"
30. Favorite drink?
"Filtered River Water. It's clean, and makes you one with nature. Or something like that."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"My wood and seashell collection!
"32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Probably that time I slapped Father with a paint brush. I didn't mean to!-"
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
N/A
34. Is that a good reason?
N/A
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
"A what? Like as in a character from a book?"
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
"The- The what wall?"
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
"Well, uh...that I seem to be on this..brown piece of paper with a bunch of words and pictures on it."
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
"Are..they going to stop talking about this- this 'Tangled' thing anytime soon or--"
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
"Again. The what?"
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
"I'm..fine for now. I have a roof over my head, food, clothes, family."
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now.
"Learn more about other Kingdoms~"
42. Any hobbies?
"Reading. That's about it."
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me...
"A whole library with every book known to existence.
"44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
"Great. And time-consuming. Good luck getting me out of there."
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
"I.. think so?"
46. Your personal quote?
"Let the Age of Zhan Tiri Begin. Though that's just our Cult's quote."
47. Do you like change?
"No. I do not."
48. What's your most valued possession?
"My wood and seashell collection, he he he..."
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
"Monkeys are apparently a bad omen and considered evil by my cult? That's confusing."
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
"A bit tired. I might read a few pages of my book and go to bed. Goodnight. Had fun.
"
The Queen
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
Gypsy Winters.
2. Give me your full name? I’ll rip out the throat of the man who speaks this, but Cecily Gemma Winters
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to get it?
It’s Gypsy. And I got it by murdering Gypsies.
4. What species are you? Vampire.
5. Where/when were you born? Christmas Eve, 1346, in a small, small village at the edge of the kingdom.
6. I see. And that would make your age?
You never ask a lady her age.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I am twisted and selfish. I will always be bad.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
Your hottest wet dream and your worst nightmare
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
As well as a glass house handles rocks.
10. Do you like to read?
Actually, yes. As shocked as some may find that.
11. Favorite color? Blood
12. Do you get along with others?
Absolutely not, but I am feared and respected.
13. Do you have any enemies?
I have every enemy.
14. How about friends?
I don’t want friends.
15. Are you patient?
Not enough to not wanna rip your stupid head off for making me fill this out.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
I rather enjoy being me, but I suppose being a Siren would have its benefits.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
Rip his head off. Enemies don’t get to speak to me.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
Rip his head off. Who said you were my friend?
19. If you could change anything about yourself?
Nothing, I am perfect the way I am.
20. About your home?
What about it?
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Weak. Stupid. Peasants.
22. Do you have any siblings?
No.
23. What's your occupation?
I am the high Queen of the Vampire Court
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
I love it. It is my life.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
Yes. Look at my Angel, and I’ll rip your spine out.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
I have never considered marriage, but if I was to marry anyone, it would be him.
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
I could, but then I’d have to kill you so it stays a secret.
28. Your worst fear?
No.
29. Favorite food? Blood
30. Favorite drink? Blood
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
My ability to rule. Everything stays in balance.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Again, no.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
Ask me again, and I’ll slap your head off your shoulders.
34. Is that a good reason?
....*eye twitches*
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
As long as the entire world revolves around me.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
Are we done here?
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
Girl needs a vacation.
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
She looks tired. How can she serve me if she is tired?
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Why are you asking stupid questions?
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Extremely. I adore my life, my boyfriend and my castle.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do?
I don’t feel I have to do anything. That’s the benefit of being a Queen.
42. Any hobbies?
Sex, blood, murder, politics.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me.
To be the Queen of Hell, Earth and Heavens.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Probably very selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
As honest as I wish to be.
46. Your personal quote?
“The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands respect. Men may hate me, but I do not ask for their love; only for their fear.”
47. Do you like change?
Depends on the change.
48. What's your most valued possession?
My original crown.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? Nope
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Bored. And murderous. Where’s my Angel?!
1. What's your name?
Gypsy Winters.
2. Give me your full name? I’ll rip out the throat of the man who speaks this, but Cecily Gemma Winters
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to get it?
It’s Gypsy. And I got it by murdering Gypsies.
4. What species are you? Vampire.
5. Where/when were you born? Christmas Eve, 1346, in a small, small village at the edge of the kingdom.
6. I see. And that would make your age?
You never ask a lady her age.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I am twisted and selfish. I will always be bad.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
Your hottest wet dream and your worst nightmare
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
As well as a glass house handles rocks.
10. Do you like to read?
Actually, yes. As shocked as some may find that.
11. Favorite color? Blood
12. Do you get along with others?
Absolutely not, but I am feared and respected.
13. Do you have any enemies?
I have every enemy.
14. How about friends?
I don’t want friends.
15. Are you patient?
Not enough to not wanna rip your stupid head off for making me fill this out.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
I rather enjoy being me, but I suppose being a Siren would have its benefits.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
Rip his head off. Enemies don’t get to speak to me.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
Rip his head off. Who said you were my friend?
19. If you could change anything about yourself?
Nothing, I am perfect the way I am.
20. About your home?
What about it?
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
Weak. Stupid. Peasants.
22. Do you have any siblings?
No.
23. What's your occupation?
I am the high Queen of the Vampire Court
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
I love it. It is my life.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
Yes. Look at my Angel, and I’ll rip your spine out.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
I have never considered marriage, but if I was to marry anyone, it would be him.
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
I could, but then I’d have to kill you so it stays a secret.
28. Your worst fear?
No.
29. Favorite food? Blood
30. Favorite drink? Blood
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
My ability to rule. Everything stays in balance.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Again, no.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
Ask me again, and I’ll slap your head off your shoulders.
34. Is that a good reason?
....*eye twitches*
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
As long as the entire world revolves around me.
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
Are we done here?
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
Girl needs a vacation.
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
She looks tired. How can she serve me if she is tired?
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Why are you asking stupid questions?
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
Extremely. I adore my life, my boyfriend and my castle.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do?
I don’t feel I have to do anything. That’s the benefit of being a Queen.
42. Any hobbies?
Sex, blood, murder, politics.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me.
To be the Queen of Hell, Earth and Heavens.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
Probably very selfish
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
As honest as I wish to be.
46. Your personal quote?
“The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands respect. Men may hate me, but I do not ask for their love; only for their fear.”
47. Do you like change?
Depends on the change.
48. What's your most valued possession?
My original crown.
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? Nope
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Bored. And murderous. Where’s my Angel?!
Aubree’s Interview
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
Aubree
2. Give me your full name?
Aubree Olivia Taylor
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to get it?
Biker Barbie is the one I get the most. This is likely because I never stop wearing leather.
4. What species are you?
Werewolf, born and raised.
5. Where/when were you born?
April 12th, 1952. Stirling, Scotland.
6. I see. And that would make your age?
As of today? 71, and still rocking it.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I’d like to think good, but I have a bad streak sometimes.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
Tough, but fair. Approachable, but don’t piss me off. I am an Alpha by blood, and have trained in these ways under my father.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Very well. I almost work better under pressure.
10. Do you like to read?
I love to read, just about anything.
11. Favorite color?
Purple and black.
12. Do you get along with others?
Yes. I’m quite friendly until given a reason not to be.
13. Do you have any enemies?
I try not to make enemies, but I also won’t hesitate to step up to someone who needs to be put into place. If that makes me an enemy, so be it.
14. How about friends?
I have had and have lost friends. My heart is guarded towards new friend and relationships at the moment.
15. Are you patient?
Yes, but not for stupid things.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
Oh. I don’t know. An eagle, maybe. It’d be kind of neat to fly.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
Question why the compliment if the intent was supposed to be negative.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
Most likely, it’s not a real insult, but if it is, try to work out what it is I’ve done wrong.
19. If you could change anything about yourself?
My height. I’d like to be a little taller.
20. About your home?
I currently live in the forests so it’s rather beautiful.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
My parents are amazing people. My mother is strong, beautiful, and a fantastic teacher. My father is a strong warrior, and fair Alpha, and together, they brought me up in respect, love and culture.
22. Do you have any siblings?
Yes, three little brothers.
23. What's your occupation?
Currently, I spend a lot of time travelling, either hunting what I need or working odd jobs for money.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
I’d eventually like to settle down somewhere, but I don’t hate it.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
No. The last time my heart was broken was enough.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
I have never considered marriage, and I have little faith in a mate bond.
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
No.
28. Your worst fear?
Repeating the mistakes I made before.
29. Favorite food? Meat.
Pretty much any kind.
30. Favorite drink? Whiskey.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
Never giving up, even when all odds were against me.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Uhhhh, probably the projectile vomit into the pumpkin on Halloween with my pack. Never again with the jello.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
I did answer.
34. Is that a good reason?
Still answered.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
Am I a good character? Do people like me?
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
So that’s what’s behind the mirror.
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
She seems really nice!
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
Bubbly. Very bubbly. Almost too....are you sure this is my creator?
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
I suppose not!
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
I was, but I have mistakes to fix.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do?
Fix it. And get revenge.
42. Any hobbies?
Sex and violence.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me.
To bring them back. Bring my whole pack back to me.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
If it could come true. It would be the best thing ever.
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
As honest as I could.
46. Your personal quote?
“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”
47. Do you like change?
Not particularly, but it’s part of life.
48. What's your most valued possession?
The necklace from my ex-best friend
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
Nope
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Not too bad. Little tired.
1. What's your name?
Aubree
2. Give me your full name?
Aubree Olivia Taylor
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to get it?
Biker Barbie is the one I get the most. This is likely because I never stop wearing leather.
4. What species are you?
Werewolf, born and raised.
5. Where/when were you born?
April 12th, 1952. Stirling, Scotland.
6. I see. And that would make your age?
As of today? 71, and still rocking it.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
I’d like to think good, but I have a bad streak sometimes.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
Tough, but fair. Approachable, but don’t piss me off. I am an Alpha by blood, and have trained in these ways under my father.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
Very well. I almost work better under pressure.
10. Do you like to read?
I love to read, just about anything.
11. Favorite color?
Purple and black.
12. Do you get along with others?
Yes. I’m quite friendly until given a reason not to be.
13. Do you have any enemies?
I try not to make enemies, but I also won’t hesitate to step up to someone who needs to be put into place. If that makes me an enemy, so be it.
14. How about friends?
I have had and have lost friends. My heart is guarded towards new friend and relationships at the moment.
15. Are you patient?
Yes, but not for stupid things.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
Oh. I don’t know. An eagle, maybe. It’d be kind of neat to fly.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
Question why the compliment if the intent was supposed to be negative.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
Most likely, it’s not a real insult, but if it is, try to work out what it is I’ve done wrong.
19. If you could change anything about yourself?
My height. I’d like to be a little taller.
20. About your home?
I currently live in the forests so it’s rather beautiful.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
My parents are amazing people. My mother is strong, beautiful, and a fantastic teacher. My father is a strong warrior, and fair Alpha, and together, they brought me up in respect, love and culture.
22. Do you have any siblings?
Yes, three little brothers.
23. What's your occupation?
Currently, I spend a lot of time travelling, either hunting what I need or working odd jobs for money.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
I’d eventually like to settle down somewhere, but I don’t hate it.
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
No. The last time my heart was broken was enough.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
I have never considered marriage, and I have little faith in a mate bond.
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
No.
28. Your worst fear?
Repeating the mistakes I made before.
29. Favorite food? Meat.
Pretty much any kind.
30. Favorite drink? Whiskey.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
Never giving up, even when all odds were against me.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
Uhhhh, probably the projectile vomit into the pumpkin on Halloween with my pack. Never again with the jello.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
I did answer.
34. Is that a good reason?
Still answered.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character?
Am I a good character? Do people like me?
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response?
So that’s what’s behind the mirror.
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice?
She seems really nice!
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them?
Bubbly. Very bubbly. Almost too....are you sure this is my creator?
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
I suppose not!
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life?
I was, but I have mistakes to fix.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do?
Fix it. And get revenge.
42. Any hobbies?
Sex and violence.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me.
To bring them back. Bring my whole pack back to me.
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other?
If it could come true. It would be the best thing ever.
45. Have you been honest with these questions?
As honest as I could.
46. Your personal quote?
“It always seems impossible until it’s done.”
47. Do you like change?
Not particularly, but it’s part of life.
48. What's your most valued possession?
The necklace from my ex-best friend
49. Anything else you feel like sharing?
Nope
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel?
Not too bad. Little tired.
Interview with the Vampire
Sorry...I couldn't resist
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Gandrell
2. Give me your full name... Gandrell de Lioncourt
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? Oh, I have been called: Gand, Drell, Angel, God, Sex toy, Boy toy, I could go on, but I think you get the idea.
4. What species are you? I am a vampire, and one of the strongest you’ll ever encounter
5. Where/when were you born? December 15, 1768, in a small hamlet in Northern France, called Chambéry.
6. I see. And that would make your age...? I am frozen in time at the luscious age of twenty-one, chronically I am 255 orbits around the sun.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? And here we go with the labels. Why must everything be good or bad, right or wrong? It is all gray. But, if I must – The definition of a villain is: a character in a story or play who opposes the hero. : a deliberate scoundrel or criminal. To me, I am the hero. Isn’t everyone the hero of their own tale? But I am neither good nor bad. I am just me. Take me as I am with a spoonful of sugar or salt.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? My perception of myself and other’s perception of me is quite different, I’m sure. I would describe myself as honest to a fault, caring, generous, loyal, affectionate, ruthless when it comes to business, and an overall genius.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? Put me to the test. I would love to know what you consider pressure.
10. Do you like to read? I have a library in every dwelling I own. Bookshelves spilling with texts in every room. Take a guess.
11. Favorite color? Isn’t it cliché by now for every vampire to claim that red and black are their favorites? Yes, black is a very prominent color in my world, both fashion and design. But I accent all that black with pops of gold and white in my décor and red with my fashion. I am unoriginal, I am afraid.
12. Do you get along with others? I adore meeting new people and making friends. Networking is very important in business. I also have a talent for bringing out the best in people, no matter how damaged they are when we first meet. Eternity is dreary when you are an island unto yourself. So, why not throw a party every night of the week?
13. Do you have any enemies? Pffft…of course. But my must we talk about them?
14. How about friends? I have thousands who would say they are my friend. But I hold less than a dozen close enough to my heart to actually matter to me.
15. Are you patient? Normally, No. You would think eternity would have taught me patience, but I am a man of action.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? I know of no other creature that can do the things I can as well as I can. So, I will just stay me, thanks.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? They must need something from me. Those who hate me do so until they need me.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? I would need to understand the nature of the insult. Was it in jest? Were they being overly sensitive and them insulting me only made them look foolish?
19. If you could change anything about yourself... Out of vanity, Yes! I would have this wretched black demonic rune that was branded into me removed from the middle of my chest. It ruins the perfection of my chest. Granted, I earned it by killing an entire vampire royal court, but still…
20. About your home... Homes. Plural, please. And which one would you like to know about? I have a castle in France. Two residences in New Orleans. A penthouse apartment in New Work, a mansion in The Hamptons. A flat in London. An island in the Caribbean.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? They were wonderful people. Controlling though. And I was never one to be controlled. They gave me a good life, until I ran away.
22. Do you have any siblings? No, I was an only child and I never found a record of my parents birthing another after my disappearance. One of my cousins took my place in the family and expected to become the next ruler. I stopped that dream in it’s tracks.
23. What's your occupation? What don’t I do? I am independently wealthy as I killed and stole from my victims in my early years. I don’t need food. I don’t soil my clothing as I secrete no oils or sweat so I can wear the same thing for weeks without worrying about them smelling. There wasn’t much need for money except to buy myself places to sleep so it just accumulated. Then America happened and I was at the forefront of the birth of that little gold mine. When Wallstreet was invented, I was all over that. Investing became the secret of all my successes. Now I own everything from buildings, to restaurants, bars, hotels, boats, you name it, I probably have a hand in it in some way.
I also went to medical school a hundred times. Yawn! I am not a practicing doctor; I just like to know everything.
My main profession, that I invented for myself, is that I procure blood samples from all walks of life – ever creature that exists I have a sample of. I synthesize the blood, perfect it with my secret techniques, and clone it. Now, I am a Blood Dealer. Happily keeping the supernatural community in supply of the most top quality, humanely obtained (because that is a concern now) blood on the market.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? Love it!
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? I see and date lots of people. There is a special someone I am spending time with. The problem I have is that I am perpetually twenty-one. Emotionally, I am stunted in growth. My knowledge and wisdom excel, while I retain the bratty habits of my youth. Oh, I’m fun at parties and for a few nights of mind-blowing sex. But when a woman moves into her thirties, forties, or even fifties, they get tired of having the “kid” around. I love often and completely, but I never covet. I enjoy my time and let them go.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? That is a firm no.
27. Tell us your biggest secret. *The vampire stood up from the uncomfortable studio chair they had sat him in over half an hour before. He strolled over to the interviewer and leaned down so his lips brushed her ear. He whispered something to her that made the blood rush up into her face in a violent blush. He then went back to his seat, mischief in his piecing blue eyes, and waited for the next question.*
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. Hmm…there isn’t much that scares me, honestly.
29. Favorite food? Food. Yes, well, I am unable to consume it. But I love to cook. I can taste food, if I have someone who is able to consume food with me. If they take a bite of the food, chew, swallow, and let me kiss them, then I can taste the symphony of flavors.
30. Favorite drink? I can only consume blood. But I adore warm beverages. I like to hold them and breathe them in.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. Proud of? Probably my little pet projects. I like to rehabilitate damaged souls. I care for them and try to give them new lives of happiness.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. There was this one thing I did. Don’t ask me why, but I decided to try my hand at being a GoGo Boy at a gay bar. I did fabulously. But I did this one number in a sequence thong…yeah, I think I went too far with that one.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why. No worries, you got the dirt.
34. Is that a good reason? I have a reason for every action I make.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? Excuse me? You will need to explain yourself in much more detail. Me? A mere character in someone else’s story?
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? I despise that I am nothing but a figment of your imagination but…I must say you did a great job.
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? We have the same taste in décor.
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? It’s like looking into a mirror. Not physically, he’s taller than me, and with red hair. But figuratively. I see how we have existed in the same space for so long.
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? No, no. Not bad at all. You just shattered my world by telling me I am nothing but a puppet at the whim of a human with a fancy computer.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? Completely. But I am ever evolving.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. I am just going to continue having fun and living my existence. I am always looking for fascinating people to travel down the Devil’s road with me.
42. Any hobbies? Cooking. Working (yes, work is a hobby for me). Seducing. Making acquaintances. Wining and dining. Dancing. Shopping. Going to the theater. Playing my violin. And hundreds of other things.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... *with a knowing look Gandrell eyed the interviewer* Remember what I whispered in your ear?
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? You tell me. Do you find my wish to be selfish or selfless?
45. Have you been honest with these questions? If I came here to lie I would have made myself seem more interesting.
46. Your personal quote? I stole it, FYI: ”I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and, at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” – Marilyn Monroe
47. Do you like change? Welcome it! Change is what keeps me sane. If I was still living the same existence as I was in the eighteenth century I wouldn’t have survived this long.
48. What's your most valued possession? The closest thing I have to a son, Meph
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? I think I have shared enough for one evening.
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel? Invigorated. I might go dancing when I leave here.
Sorry...I couldn't resist
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name? Gandrell
2. Give me your full name... Gandrell de Lioncourt
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it? Oh, I have been called: Gand, Drell, Angel, God, Sex toy, Boy toy, I could go on, but I think you get the idea.
4. What species are you? I am a vampire, and one of the strongest you’ll ever encounter
5. Where/when were you born? December 15, 1768, in a small hamlet in Northern France, called Chambéry.
6. I see. And that would make your age...? I am frozen in time at the luscious age of twenty-one, chronically I am 255 orbits around the sun.
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy? And here we go with the labels. Why must everything be good or bad, right or wrong? It is all gray. But, if I must – The definition of a villain is: a character in a story or play who opposes the hero. : a deliberate scoundrel or criminal. To me, I am the hero. Isn’t everyone the hero of their own tale? But I am neither good nor bad. I am just me. Take me as I am with a spoonful of sugar or salt.
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality? My perception of myself and other’s perception of me is quite different, I’m sure. I would describe myself as honest to a fault, caring, generous, loyal, affectionate, ruthless when it comes to business, and an overall genius.
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure? Put me to the test. I would love to know what you consider pressure.
10. Do you like to read? I have a library in every dwelling I own. Bookshelves spilling with texts in every room. Take a guess.
11. Favorite color? Isn’t it cliché by now for every vampire to claim that red and black are their favorites? Yes, black is a very prominent color in my world, both fashion and design. But I accent all that black with pops of gold and white in my décor and red with my fashion. I am unoriginal, I am afraid.
12. Do you get along with others? I adore meeting new people and making friends. Networking is very important in business. I also have a talent for bringing out the best in people, no matter how damaged they are when we first meet. Eternity is dreary when you are an island unto yourself. So, why not throw a party every night of the week?
13. Do you have any enemies? Pffft…of course. But my must we talk about them?
14. How about friends? I have thousands who would say they are my friend. But I hold less than a dozen close enough to my heart to actually matter to me.
15. Are you patient? Normally, No. You would think eternity would have taught me patience, but I am a man of action.
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why? I know of no other creature that can do the things I can as well as I can. So, I will just stay me, thanks.
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response? They must need something from me. Those who hate me do so until they need me.
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response? I would need to understand the nature of the insult. Was it in jest? Were they being overly sensitive and them insulting me only made them look foolish?
19. If you could change anything about yourself... Out of vanity, Yes! I would have this wretched black demonic rune that was branded into me removed from the middle of my chest. It ruins the perfection of my chest. Granted, I earned it by killing an entire vampire royal court, but still…
20. About your home... Homes. Plural, please. And which one would you like to know about? I have a castle in France. Two residences in New Orleans. A penthouse apartment in New Work, a mansion in The Hamptons. A flat in London. An island in the Caribbean.
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like? They were wonderful people. Controlling though. And I was never one to be controlled. They gave me a good life, until I ran away.
22. Do you have any siblings? No, I was an only child and I never found a record of my parents birthing another after my disappearance. One of my cousins took my place in the family and expected to become the next ruler. I stopped that dream in it’s tracks.
23. What's your occupation? What don’t I do? I am independently wealthy as I killed and stole from my victims in my early years. I don’t need food. I don’t soil my clothing as I secrete no oils or sweat so I can wear the same thing for weeks without worrying about them smelling. There wasn’t much need for money except to buy myself places to sleep so it just accumulated. Then America happened and I was at the forefront of the birth of that little gold mine. When Wallstreet was invented, I was all over that. Investing became the secret of all my successes. Now I own everything from buildings, to restaurants, bars, hotels, boats, you name it, I probably have a hand in it in some way.
I also went to medical school a hundred times. Yawn! I am not a practicing doctor; I just like to know everything.
My main profession, that I invented for myself, is that I procure blood samples from all walks of life – ever creature that exists I have a sample of. I synthesize the blood, perfect it with my secret techniques, and clone it. Now, I am a Blood Dealer. Happily keeping the supernatural community in supply of the most top quality, humanely obtained (because that is a concern now) blood on the market.
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it? Love it!
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone? I see and date lots of people. There is a special someone I am spending time with. The problem I have is that I am perpetually twenty-one. Emotionally, I am stunted in growth. My knowledge and wisdom excel, while I retain the bratty habits of my youth. Oh, I’m fun at parties and for a few nights of mind-blowing sex. But when a woman moves into her thirties, forties, or even fifties, they get tired of having the “kid” around. I love often and completely, but I never covet. I enjoy my time and let them go.
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other? That is a firm no.
27. Tell us your biggest secret. *The vampire stood up from the uncomfortable studio chair they had sat him in over half an hour before. He strolled over to the interviewer and leaned down so his lips brushed her ear. He whispered something to her that made the blood rush up into her face in a violent blush. He then went back to his seat, mischief in his piecing blue eyes, and waited for the next question.*
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. Hmm…there isn’t much that scares me, honestly.
29. Favorite food? Food. Yes, well, I am unable to consume it. But I love to cook. I can taste food, if I have someone who is able to consume food with me. If they take a bite of the food, chew, swallow, and let me kiss them, then I can taste the symphony of flavors.
30. Favorite drink? I can only consume blood. But I adore warm beverages. I like to hold them and breathe them in.
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of. Proud of? Probably my little pet projects. I like to rehabilitate damaged souls. I care for them and try to give them new lives of happiness.
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either. There was this one thing I did. Don’t ask me why, but I decided to try my hand at being a GoGo Boy at a gay bar. I did fabulously. But I did this one number in a sequence thong…yeah, I think I went too far with that one.
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why. No worries, you got the dirt.
34. Is that a good reason? I have a reason for every action I make.
Part V: Breaking the Fourth Wall
For these next few questions, I'll briefly remove the fourth wall between your world and your creator's. Try to remain calm.
35. Before I remove the fourth wall, tell me: would you be willing to accept the fact that you're actually a character? Excuse me? You will need to explain yourself in much more detail. Me? A mere character in someone else’s story?
36. Now the fourth wall's gone. Response? I despise that I am nothing but a figment of your imagination but…I must say you did a great job.
37. This is your creator's world. What's the first thing you notice? We have the same taste in décor.
38. You just met your creator! First impression of them? It’s like looking into a mirror. Not physically, he’s taller than me, and with red hair. But figuratively. I see how we have existed in the same space for so long.
39. Okay, let's put the fourth wall back. See, that wasn't so bad, was it? No, no. Not bad at all. You just shattered my world by telling me I am nothing but a puppet at the whim of a human with a fancy computer.
Part VI: Closing
40. Are you satisfied with your life? Completely. But I am ever evolving.
41. Anything you feel like you have to do? It can be something long-term, like a bucket list, or something you need to do right now. I am just going to continue having fun and living my existence. I am always looking for fascinating people to travel down the Devil’s road with me.
42. Any hobbies? Cooking. Working (yes, work is a hobby for me). Seducing. Making acquaintances. Wining and dining. Dancing. Shopping. Going to the theater. Playing my violin. And hundreds of other things.
43. Quick, you get one wish! What did you just wish for? It's alright, you can tell me... *with a knowing look Gandrell eyed the interviewer* Remember what I whispered in your ear?
44. How would you describe that wish? Good? Bad? Selfish? Selfless? Other? You tell me. Do you find my wish to be selfish or selfless?
45. Have you been honest with these questions? If I came here to lie I would have made myself seem more interesting.
46. Your personal quote? I stole it, FYI: ”I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and, at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” – Marilyn Monroe
47. Do you like change? Welcome it! Change is what keeps me sane. If I was still living the same existence as I was in the eighteenth century I wouldn’t have survived this long.
48. What's your most valued possession? The closest thing I have to a son, Meph
49. Anything else you feel like sharing? I think I have shared enough for one evening.
50. Last question!...yup, that's it! How do you feel? Invigorated. I might go dancing when I leave here.
Character's Name: [Seymour Rudvent]
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"My names Rudvent, Seymour Rudvent."
2. Give me your full name...
"I just - ..." sighs," Seymour Rudvent ...".
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"No, I don't."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Half Blood, a vampire ... regrettably."
5. Where/when were you born?
"In the town of Dulvain. Small ... gothic town of sorts."
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"... I don't know ... I guess to the average man I look in my 20's.
But we age slowly, very slowly. So I've been around for more than 100 years now.
I stopped counting."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Seems a little black and white. I'm just a guy, who does things, some have good outcomes, and some have bad outcomes.
I guess if I had to go by the judgement of what others see me as, probably bad."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Cold... and distant, I just don't see a reason to engage with others unless it is for business."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Usually ... it doesn't mean I don't have my limits. But unexpected situations don't surprise me. Not even the really bad ones anymore."
10. Do you like to read?
"Wish I had the time ...."
11. Favorite color?
"Uh ... Brown I guess."
12. Do you get along with others?
"Not really no ... at least not the common folk that all seem to think the same in society anyways."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Plenty ...."
14. How about friends?
"Uh ... no?"
15. Are you patient?
"I'd think so, to some degree, if the task is simple and I have to wait on someone else, I guess then sometimes I can get a little impatient."
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Any? ... is this a joke? Uh ... well I guess I'd want to be a Raven, they're smart, and take care of themselves.
No one really bothers them, or hunts them. And, I'd be able to fly anywhere really. I guess that'd be nice."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"What ... uh I'd assume they lost their sense and kill them before it come back to them."
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Well if I had any ... I'd just walk away, they aren't much of a friend then ... how bad is this insult?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Being partly Vampire ... I'd wish to be human again, and rid myself of this curse."
20. About your home...
"It's quiet and pretty picky. The people there don't like outsiders. They don't really like anyone actually.
There is allot of religion and faith put into gods. There are a few outer farms and a forest. But it's filled with beasts."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"My parents .... M-my mother was so kinda ... I can barely remember my traitorous father."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"No."
23. What's your occupation?
"Currently beast hunting and weapon forging."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"Sometimes ... more so the forging than the beast hunting."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"Absolutely not!"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"No ... I could never."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"What no!"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"... Drinking Blood."
29. Favorite food?
"Eh ... they all taste the same anymore. I guess a simple vegetable soup though."
30. Favorite drink?
"... water."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Uh ... I guess forging my soul dagger."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Not sure if I have any really ...."
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"I don't want to become a full blooded vampire ...."
34. Is that a good reason?
"Very, ...."
Alright, that was kinda neat!
Part I: Let's Start at the Beginning...
1. What's your name?
"My names Rudvent, Seymour Rudvent."
2. Give me your full name...
"I just - ..." sighs," Seymour Rudvent ...".
3. Do you have a nickname? If yes, what is it and how did you come to have it?
"No, I don't."
4. What species are you? (Human, werewolf, etc? Or are you an alien?)
"Half Blood, a vampire ... regrettably."
5. Where/when were you born?
"In the town of Dulvain. Small ... gothic town of sorts."
6. I see. And that would make your age...?
"... I don't know ... I guess to the average man I look in my 20's.
But we age slowly, very slowly. So I've been around for more than 100 years now.
I stopped counting."
7. Okay, now...are you a good guy, or a bad guy?
"Seems a little black and white. I'm just a guy, who does things, some have good outcomes, and some have bad outcomes.
I guess if I had to go by the judgement of what others see me as, probably bad."
Part II: Tell Us More About Yourself...
8. How would you describe your personality?
"Cold... and distant, I just don't see a reason to engage with others unless it is for business."
9. Would you say you're someone who can handle pressure?
"Usually ... it doesn't mean I don't have my limits. But unexpected situations don't surprise me. Not even the really bad ones anymore."
10. Do you like to read?
"Wish I had the time ...."
11. Favorite color?
"Uh ... Brown I guess."
12. Do you get along with others?
"Not really no ... at least not the common folk that all seem to think the same in society anyways."
13. Do you have any enemies?
"Plenty ...."
14. How about friends?
"Uh ... no?"
15. Are you patient?
"I'd think so, to some degree, if the task is simple and I have to wait on someone else, I guess then sometimes I can get a little impatient."
Part III: Hypothetically...
16. Suppose that you could become any creature you know of. What would you pick, and why?
"Any? ... is this a joke? Uh ... well I guess I'd want to be a Raven, they're smart, and take care of themselves.
No one really bothers them, or hunts them. And, I'd be able to fly anywhere really. I guess that'd be nice."
17. One of your enemies in question 13 just complimented you. Response?
"What ... uh I'd assume they lost their sense and kill them before it come back to them."
18. One of your friends in Question 14 just insulted you. Response?
"Well if I had any ... I'd just walk away, they aren't much of a friend then ... how bad is this insult?"
19. If you could change anything about yourself...
"Being partly Vampire ... I'd wish to be human again, and rid myself of this curse."
20. About your home...
"It's quiet and pretty picky. The people there don't like outsiders. They don't really like anyone actually.
There is allot of religion and faith put into gods. There are a few outer farms and a forest. But it's filled with beasts."
Part IV: Now We Get Personal
21. What're your parents like?
"My parents .... M-my mother was so kinda ... I can barely remember my traitorous father."
22. Do you have any siblings?
"No."
23. What's your occupation?
"Currently beast hunting and weapon forging."
24. I see, that's a good job to have. Do you like it?
"Sometimes ... more so the forging than the beast hunting."
25. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
"Absolutely not!"
26. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
"No ... I could never."
27. Tell us your biggest secret.
"What no!"
28. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one if you don't want to.
"... Drinking Blood."
29. Favorite food?
"Eh ... they all taste the same anymore. I guess a simple vegetable soup though."
30. Favorite drink?
"... water."
31. Tell us one thing you're the most proud of.
"Uh ... I guess forging my soul dagger."
32. Something embarrassing? You don't have to answer this one, either.
"Not sure if I have any really ...."
33. If you didn't answer Questions 28 and/or 32, tell me why.
"I don't want to become a full blooded vampire ...."
34. Is that a good reason?
"Very, ...."
Alright, that was kinda neat!
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