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So I was watching QI and I started wondering about really over the top conspiracy theories

My mind started going elsewhere and I started wondering.

What if Make-A-Wish foundation had a division of faeries that granted wishes... or they milked them somehow for wish granting magic... or a whole fleet of fairy godmothers!

Somewhere in a pasta making factory, there's a slew of cultists who have caught angels to harvest their hair to make angel hair pasta...

What other silly conspiracy theories would you have?

I firmly believed as a five year old, that cottage cheese was made of ground up Moomins.

What's a Moomin?

The sky is a reflection of our oceans, only clearer. That means all the stars, and heavenly bodies we think we see are actually just the eyes of fish.

The moon is a projection developed by the government so they can spray this 'controls the tides' nonsense to hide the giant deep sea monsters which are responsible for the tides. HP Lovecraft was actually disillusioned to this, and was trying to warn us by writing about them as fiction. These monsters are controlling the illuminati which is controlling our government and there's nothing we can do to stop them because we're too late.