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I have in mind a very terrible roleplaying urge. Now, most of those that aren't familiar with us (as a group), are likely not familiar with terrible roleplays. That's fine. There ain't a need in sight to learn how to roleplay poorly, and the game itself is meant to be fun. Poorly done fun.

I have in mind a medieval setting. Fantasy based. Some easily covered topics are God-modding (passive and active), Mary Sue's and Gary Stu's, Powerplaying, Metagaming, Combat Farces, Twinking, Cheesing, and even Munchkins. This is to be taken as serious as I am. Take your pick. Take a guess.

The setting I have in mind is also a small hamlet, to begin with. I am open to the ideas that are mailed to me, or stated. It could be a series. Chapter 1: The Curse, of the Auto-Death.

*cracks up* Oh my god. That sounds like comedy gold and a ton of fun. I'm not quite sure how well I will be able to roleplay terribly, but I would be happy to try!

There's no need to try to be good. Or terrible. Play as often as you wish and in a manner of your choosing. If you learn something, then everyone will be happy. I accept anyone. Part of a larger problem.

My advice? Use a lot of NPCs. Create scenes for others as you would like others to create for you. Scratch your back a couple times a day. Don't be afraid to make mistakes. They can lead to further inspiration for terrible roleplays.

"My, my, what a small hamlet this is my friend, by how did you come upon such a small and unusual place? Wiegraf... have you gotten uglier since the last time I saw you? I wasn't aware that was even possible, the absurdity!! Please come in, sit down, have a drink with me, It has been far too long, your top hat looks tattered. We could sing a jig, throw some jugs, and hope that no one kills us in the process!"

I sneezed and out came what I would use to paint this hamlet. It's likely the beard. Most of it has been plucked out by now. Everything is possible and you too can become a goddess. Thank you. I try to keep it that way. We could. Hit the wrong character though, and a brawl should start up. Unless they destroy the tavern in a half a post, then we'll have to fight outside. It's cold outside, it always is.

"Oh, oh my, that is, just wrong! So what all do you have in mind good sir, in the manner of this Terrible Play Role? Dragons? goblins? ghouls? How about an imp?"

Let's not make this just about me. But I would conclude that everything that could be thought of, should be thought of. We can use whatever we want. Within reason. Insanity is tricky. As long as there is interest, I'll continue to work. Then I'll need a long nap.

I have a perfect fat monk for this if we get finished with your storm braining ideals. So insanity it is! hop to it good sir

I'm not sure if that's the topic. But there may be some moments. Your fat monk would fit in nicely. Unless he wants inside a building. I have time. I can wait. More may show up and that wouldn't be a bad thing.

Well, the very last boss could be a Pirate Captain, and the only way to get to where he is, is to hitch a ride on the back of giant talking mice. and then be taken the rest of the way by dolphins.... lol get it? it's an ocean on a plane above the normal ground that only the giant mice can get to. ^^

Because they have wings, no doubt. All the cooler characters have wings. No idea why though. Enough waiting. I'll see to it that it gets started with a little mail here. And there.

And everywhere a mail mail. ^^ Hey, hey Wade, why are butt pirates butt pirates?

Hmm. Because they ran out of fruitful ideas long ago. Likely. I also started the Terrible Roleplay.

http://www.rprepository.com/community/forumthread.php?t=5777

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