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Granted but all you win is an old goat.

I wish I could have a genie like in Aladdin to grant me wishes.

Granted, but all three of those wishes get corrupted like the wishes in this game.

I wish for an old goat!

Granted, but the goat votes for the far right.

I wish no one supported the far right.

Granted, but their own political system is far too complicated to understand.

I wish I knew the secrets to making a character be wanted (RP-wise, not relationship wise), instead of having to delete the ones that aren't and replace them (which actually kind of hurts sometimes)...

Granted, but everyone will be afraid to role-play with you.

I wish for more old goats.

Granted, but the goats poop everywhere.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but all wishes will end up you having goat poop.


I wish for big house.

Granted, but it becomes a storage house for the goat poop.

I wish for telekenetic powers when I’m driving so I can flip over all the cars that cut me off.

Granted, but you end up crashing into house full of goat poop.



I wish for delicious pancakes.

Granted, but the goats always get to them first... and then poop more.

I wish for no more goat-or-poop related wish-corruptions!

Granted but it becomes to much and the world fills with poop leaving it uninhabitable.

I wish for en endless supply of chocolate milk!

Granted, but you end up drowning in the chocolate milk

I wish for better math skills.

Granted, but your illiterate now.

I wish for billionaire, supermodel, astrophysicist with a love of nerd culture and world-class culinary skills to want to go on a date with me!

Granted, but they're going to die in 10 minutes from an incurable disease.

I wish I had the best couch in the world.

Granted, but after a week of having the couch, your house gets burglarized and your valuables, including your couch, get stolen and you end up getting critically injured in the process.

I wish Stan Lee was still alive

Granted but he leaves Marvel for DC

I wish for North Korea to collapse and South Korea to reunite Korea

granted but, RIOTS!

i wish i could understand people

Granted, but people won't ever understand YOU.

I wish to just jump into an anime. That'll be the life.

Granted, but now everyone who you care for can only watch you and the anime eventually gets cancled.



I wish for a time machine