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Granted--he notices you in the middle of something highly embarrassing and now you can no longer look him in the eye or stand being around him due to that mortifying memory.

I wish I could be in the Marines

Granted. You were the first to get shot and killed when drafted.

I wish I could draw properly.

Granted, but you can never help but draw some kind of lewdness into your work, which gives the old lady who asked for her portrait a heart attack, and you get sued and fined more than you can pay to compensate her family for their loss.

I wish I was in better shape.

Granted, but it only last for a week and you end up picking up unhealthy habits by then.

I wish for some candy to eat.

Granted, but it's the worst candy you've ever tasted.

I wish that I could never get sick again.

Granted, but everybody around a incurable disease that causes them agonizing pain. Seeing you perfectly healthy cause them to be jealous, and from that jealousy hatred is born. You end up getting attacked and killed by an angry mob of sick people.

I wish for Fallout 76. (I am pretty curious about the game)

granted but its really just a bad multiplayer remake of fallout: new vegas

i wish for demonic power

Granted, but you get jumped by a group of priests and they scald you to death with holy water.

I wish to never have children

Granted, you got no genitals or reproductive organs anymore. Also you will get a ruptured bladder and bladder infections, because you can't pee.

I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but you only have the infinite cookieator for a decade.

I wish that I would be able to sleep in every day.

Granted, but you'll have terrible dreams.

I wish I knew how to trust people.

Granted.
Except... you trust them too much. They let you down and stab you in the back until you make a promise to yourself: never to trust anyone again.
(you're welcome )
I wish I could make my drawings come to life.

(Oof. Thanks.)

Granted. But you draw something so utterly horrific one day, and it comes to life and slaughters everyone in your city. (Payback. Sorry)

I wish people would stop assuming to know why I act the way I do.

Granted, but now you do as they have done.

I wish I could become a legend like Freddie Mercury...

Granted... but you meet the same fate as the great Freddie Murcury... the show must go on.
(Dang that's a tough one he really is amazing!)

I wish for a flawless complexion.

Granted, but now everyone around you is jealous and they plot to kill you, in which they succeed one dark night.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, nothing ever happens around you ever. Which ends up driving you crazy.

I wish for some Flex Tape™

granted, but phil swift ends up flex-taping you to a chair, caressing you face with a knife, and whispering in your ear "this is gonna be a lot of damage"

i wish my halo oc, ghost was alive and was freinds with me

Granted, but he'll eventually stab you in the back.

I wish I didn't have to feel physical pain.

granted, now you feel twice the mental and emotional pain.

i wish i was a master at all video games