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Granted, they're a zombie instead.

I wish I wasn't so sore all over

Granted, but now you're so sore all under....perceive it how you may

I wish for....more cowbell....

((hahah, nice ))

Granted...now everything is cowbell, nothing else exists!

I wish I could binge watch multiple shows at once!

Granted, but you can't do anything else ever again.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

Granted, but now you can never express them in any way, by sign, written word, or voice. You can only think them.

I wish I could fix my own bicycle.

Granted, your bike will now also get stolen one day after it's fixed up, also you will never see it again.

I wish I were in the Danish special forces on land, jægerkorpset (the hunter force)

Granted--but your first mission you fail horribly and get court-martialed and summarily discharged!

I wish I could eat anything

Granted-but it all tastes like grass.

I wish I could give bad luck to my enemies.

Granted, but then the bad luck rebounds on you. Magic always has a price.

I wish I could dance like Jade Chynoweth

granted but now youre increadibly ugly.

I wish emotions weren't real

Granted--but now with no emotions the vast majority of the human race has no motivation to live. Good job, your wish singlehandedly led to our extinction as a species.

I wish I was an incredible doctor

Granted but your love and sexlife will be absolutely zero.

I wish I were done with school.

Granted, but you had horrible grades in all of your classes and you won't be accepted into any collages or well-paying jobs.


I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but the reason you are traveling is not for fun but it is because you are wanted in multiple countries. You cannot stay in one place without being found out and arrested. This causes you to develop depression and eventually turn yourself in because you are tired of running.

I wish for the ability to read people's minds.

Granted, but now you know that everyone hates you. Except for certain people who act nice, only because they want to get in your pants.

I wish I could shapeshift into any animal I want to.

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a specific animal once, then rendering that transformation useless. E.g. You turn into a cat, now you won't be able to turn into a cat anymore, you can still turn into a dog, only once. This also includes humans, so be cautious.

I wish I could be immortal.

Granted, but you get to watch everyone you love die.

I found a nickel. I wish I had pockets.

Granted, but they're too small to hold anything, not even the nickel will fit.

I wish the Kansas City Chiefs would win the Super Bowl.

Granted, but then their victory is nullified by a giant drug and sex scandal.

I wish for a beard.

Granted, but now it gets into everything, is impossible to keep clean and groomed, and even if you wanted to, you can't trim it anymore!

I wish the special effects on Babylon 5 were better