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Granted, but now everything else is worse.

I wish for Switzerland to become Austrian territory.

Granted, but now the Swiss are very angry, and have refused to make any more swiss cheese, causing the surrounding countries to become angry with Austria as well, starting WW III

I wish to be able to fly!

Granted,but you'll never walk again. I wish to be rich

Granted, but nobody else has any money. I wish to have another dog.

Granted, but it is the last dog you will ever have. I wish I my grades were higher... ;-;

Granted, but you're terrible at everything that isn't academic. I wish for this wish to be ignored cause i dont know what to wish for.

Granted, but that causes a paradox because someone needs to know it exists to grant it but then they forget about it again but then they read it again--causing an infinite loop that causes time itself to break down.

I wish spawn campers weren't a thing.

Granted, but video games no longer exist. I wish for a chicken nugget.

Granted, it's uncooked. I wish for actual feminism to not be such a toxic subject.

Granted, but only because women rule the world. I wish people could just chill, and not be so dramatic or full of it.

Granted, but no there's no passion in the world either, even on subjects that should inspire it--the world's just become incredibly dull and boring and uninspiring.

I wish I could reply to all the threads in here at once

(Pfft...so Do I)

Granted, but you mix some up and post the wrong things and now it's awkward.

I wish nobody expected me to be perfect.

Granted--no no one wants you to do anything, and they object if you even try!

I wish Robin Williams was still alive

Granted,but someone else died. I wish to escape from reality

Granted--but you escaped into an even worse one, a true dystopia!

I wish I was good at multitasking

Granted, but everyone in your reality will have no memory of you at all, and will avoid you at all cost. I wish that I wouldn't be picked on for my damn hand locking up

Granted, but now you have nothing to do and are bored. And since there was nothing else to do, you killed yourself! You literally died of boredom.

I wish I wasn't so good at being depressing.

Granted, now everyone has no hand not including you.