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Granted but all the rides are closed

I wish Kungfu6453 was no longer offended

Granted, now everyone else is.

I wish I wasn't so indecisive all the time.

Granted, but now you make some of the dumbest decisions ever now that you aren't indecisive.

I wish I could find anything I wanted.

Granted but it gets lost immediately after.

I wish I had a true love.

Granted--but you never find him/her, condemning both of you to a long, lonely life.

I wish I could figure out an incorruptible wish

Granted, but then everyone would be angry at you for ending the game.

I wish I came up with a better response.

Granted, but then because your response is so good, so amazing that it went beyond the understanding of humanity that people thinks that you are just speaking gibberish.

I wish I can slim down and remain slim.

Granted, but you will continue to slim forever, ending with you being a shriveled up husk of your former self.

I wish to be more buff.

(I didn't mean to offend you. I was trying to be funny. Please forgive me madam!)

Granted, but you will become stronger than Superman and will have to not touch anything.

I wish that I could find my true love

Granted...now you're never alone even when you need some time alone and you drive each other crazy!

I wish I remembered to drink more water in a day

Granted. Now you forget to eat more and starve.
I wish I wasn't so good at corrupting.

Granted, but you will make the game boring

I wish I could be happy more than I am

Granted, but only for a day.

I wish I could read all the books I ever wanted to read and still have time to write.

Granted, but then everyone thinks you're a fake from how unshakeable you are in your happiness.

I wish Life gave out more lemonade and less lemons.

Granted. Now lemons don't exist, and thus no lemonade.
OR
Granted. But the lemonade has no sweeteners.

I wish I had an idea as to what to post.

Granted, but it's the only idea you can suggest for anything.

I wish I could have my homework done automatically.

Granted... but you get F's no matter what you do.

I wish I could have an infinite amount of wishes to corrupt!

Granted, now everyone hates you.

(Repeats my earlier wish)

Granted. Now your books are repeats of books you've already read!

I wish I wasn't sleepy.