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Granted, but now you can't sleep at all.

I wish my brother's cat didn't attack me when I'm trying to sleep.

Granted, it attacks you all the other times now instead.

I wish my spine was in better alignment

Granted! Now you can't move!

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted...but now that you are more easily occupied it becomes impossible to concentrate on the things you need to and you end up with your attention so divided you can't even eat, drink, or sleep properly, and you waste away to death.

I wish I never got an itch on that one spot on my back I can't reach.

Granted, you will have painful itches in other places.

I wish I had a keyblade. (Kingdom Hearts III hype)

Granted, you also have Sephiroth chasing you and everything you hold dear, eventually killing them.

I wish I could eventually finish a rp, just once.

Granted, it ends like a Shakespear play.

I wish Youtube Rewind wasn't such a disaster.

Granted but now the quality of YouTube is awful.

I wish I had a device that could read my memory and play on rrequestquest any song I wanted.

That would be so great.

Granted, now the rest of youtube is a disaster, but the Rewind is pure gold.

Wish I could write with the talent of Shakespeare.

(Yes my wish can't be corrupted if it goes unnoticed!)

Welp...it's granted. You can now write like Shakespeare, but almost nobody likes your writing because it makes almost no sense.

I wish I knew who I was.

(That's dark...)

Granted, your uncorrupted wish isn't participating in the activity, thus making it not fun.

Granted, Now you know nobody.

I wish to be the greatest writer of this era.

Granted, somebody else gets the credit of your work.

I wish I could be a witcher.

Granted but there you're scared of what S*%&less of what you're hunting

I wish to be the Main character in a story.

Granted, you're a villain all along. (Sorry to spoil your own story)

I wish snow could last forever.

Granted, but you’ve been sucked into the movie frozen, and in order to stop Anna from bringing back summer, you kill her. So Elsa never goes back to her kingdom to bring back summer, and as a result she sings let it go so loud that it haunts you when you try to sleep. No matter how far away you move, you can still hear it. You eventually go so insane that you burn yourself to death.

I wish to make perfect, completely edible meals.

Granted...they're completely edible and perfectly nutritious...but so utterly bland-tasting no one wants to eat them!

I wish I could make food out of thin air to feed the world.

Granted, but you are unable to eat at all.

I wish for the US president to get his head out of the sand and be a smart and decent human being for once.

Granted, he'll still act like all cocky and make those stupid expressions.

I wish SJWs ceased to exist.