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Granted, but it's made with dog food.

I wish I didn't forget things all the time.

Granted, you don't forget anything anymore.

Then something disgusting happens in front of you and you remember every single tiny detail down to the millimeter.

I wish for some money.

Granted, it were ripped right out of a homeless hands, you monster.

I wish to party.

You can't stop the party. Ever.

I wish for the ability to speed up or slow down time at my own discretion.

Granted, but when it's slowed you age incredibly quickly and die in minutes.

I wish for Mcdonalds to not exist.

Granted, all the charities they've done have never been done.

I wish for a year time supply of Tim Hortons Farmer's wraps.

Granted, but they all spoil soon after you receive them.

I wish ads weren't so obnoxiously everywhere on American television.

Granted, but they take up the top right corner, are even more obnoxious, and play 24/7

I wish that I didn't have headaches

Granted--because you now have no head

I wish I could be a famous composer

Granted, but everyone who listens to your songs will die a painful death

I wish I could breath underwater

Granted but now you can't breathe above water.


I wish I could eat dairy.

Granted, but everything else gives you explosive diarrhea

I wish I have better vision then a normal person

Granted, but you can now see microscopic organisms.......everywhere. So now everything looks like it's wigging and looks disturbing. Even your food, so now you refuse to eat.

I wish for good quality things to be cheap.

Granted--but now you can't buy them anymore because they're sold out quickly.

I wish I had unlimited popcorn that lasted forever

Granted, but its the worst tasting popcorn ever

I wish I could have my dream job(in case this helps the corruption, its being veterinarian)

Granted, your co-workers are cruel to the animals.

I wish I could make my own Overwatch hero that is actually a cool character.

Granted, but they do no damage, and just to make it worse, they’re a support.

I wish for my cat will stop sitting on my face when I try to sleep.

Granted, instead it stands on your face, claws extended

I wish that the next person who wishes gets an even more corrupted wish

Granted, but their wish is so corrupt that it kills them. Way to waste a wish. (My turn to die)

I wish I was prettier

Granted, but you see yourself in a mirror, and fall in love with yourself, start doing nothing but look at yourself in the mirror, until you die of dehydration

I wish that love and hate no longer existed