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Granted, but it leaves everyone emotionless

I wish it was Christmas already

granted, but every gift everywhere gets paid using your money

I wish I could make my parents proud

(I can sense some edge within you)

Granted, for none of the good reasons.

I wish for a wish from the next person that corrupts my wish.

Granted, but it fails.

I wish to be immortalized in history as a beloved person.

Friends, please stop going overboard with morbid topics such with suicide or other violent 'outcomes' - Your game looks fun but we need to be mindful of others as well as the PG-13 rating. It's too extreme. Suicide is not a topic to be flippant about - nor is other violent or serious issues. Making 'fun' of these topics creates an air of acceptance and tolerance that it's okay to laugh or joke about. It's not.

If I see it again I will be locking this topic.

Thanks!

((sorry))

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Granted, but you are beloved for all the worst things you did, not the actual beneficial things you did for mankind, as the human race descends into a savage, barbaric culture.

I wish it was easier to know what would annoy one person and not another so I could avoid doing it around the people that dislike it.

Granted but you can't tell who dislikes what, just what is disliked

I wish that I was more studious

Granted, you're so studious you forget to eat, drink, or sleep.

I wish I was an action hero.

Granted but nothing exciting ever happens

I wish I was skinny

Granted but now the world's ideal has changed to prefer people with more padding.

I wish I could stay in shape without exercising.

Granted but that shape is big, plump, and round

I wish that I didn't need to take a lot of pills everyday

Granted, now you just need to take one, but it's so big you have to break it into pieces to hope to swallow it.

I wish I knew exactly what to say to cheer everyone up all the time

Granted, but you are always sad, and never cheery

I wish to find a better way to express my anger

Granted, but now you can't express joy anymore.

I wish we could go back to the more silly wishes.

Granted, they hold a deep meaning.

I wish for a friendly Sabertooth tiger for a pet. (You're welcome)

Granted, but its the fossils of one

I wish for a soft bunny rabbit

Granted--but it's the killer rabbit from Monty Python

I wish I had a dog

Granted, it's ol' Yeller.

I wish for a cat.

granted, but it can never be house trained

I wish to be able to heal fast

Granted, but you have to take super care or it heals the wrong way, leaving your body a twisted mess.

I wish I had a valuable skill to make money off of.