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granted, that skill is assassination, and your bad at it

i wish i had my own anime show

Granted, it's incredible, but everyone dislikes it for being too different.

I wish I could host meme review.

Granted, but its a terrible anime that no body watches

I wish I was faster

Granted, but now you're so fast everyone else goes by in slow motion and you can't have meaningful interactions anymore.
Granted but everyone hates how you do it.

I wish my neck wasn't sore right now.

Granted, but your leg will cramp up for an hour a day for the rest of your life

I wish my leg would not be cramping up right now

Granted, your shoulders cramp up instead.

I wish it was easier to shop for the holidays

Granted, but everything is 15x the price

I wish to hear an incredibly hard riddle

Granted, but your inability to solve it drives you mad and you end up in a mental hospital muttering it to yourself over and over for the rest of your life.

I wish I could solve said riddle.

Granted, but you don't know the riddle, just the answer

I wish to know every nursery rhyme by heart

Granted but once every hour for the rest of your life you have to recite one of said rhymes. And you're teased a good deal for it.

I wish I could get some more water.

Granted, it's water from a pond.

I wish I could actually get a wish that couldn't get corrupted.

Granted, but it can not be used

I wish for luck

Granted, it's bad luck.

I wish trees produced milk.

Granted, but its poisonous milk

I wish for a wish that wishes me a wish

Granted, but your wished wish can only be wished by a wishing wisher's wish.

I wish for a candy cane

Granted, but you can't take it out of its plastic wrapping

I wish for a chimera

Granted. It kills you.

I wish for a way to get candy cane out of the wrapping.

Granted, all you can use is a battleaxe.

I wish for an empty bullet case that serves no purpose.

Granted, but it has more value then you think. So people stalk you to know where you put it. Three says after you get it, someone breaks into your house and steals it. But they also make a huge mess, create multiple holes in the wall, shatter the windows, steal all of your favorite snacks, pull the doors off of their hinges, relieve themselves all over the floor, pull the sink apart, and create a terrible smell that can't be removed. The price to fix all of the damages total up to 25 grand, out of your pocket.



I wish for the pizza guy to come faster.

Granted, but he eats half your pizza, and messes up the order

I wish for cheese