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Granted, but it was ordered from another planet. So you'll have to wait 8 years until it arrives. But the delivery guy is mad at you for making him waste 8 years of his life just to bring you cheese, and another 8 years to go home. So he dips it in week-old manure, and then fills it with ocean water.

I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but it has no lead in it, and its a wooden pencil so you can't replace the lead

I wish for a lego set

Granted, it's a lego set of a building of Donald Trump.

I wish for a bird house.

You have a house made of birds.

The screaming doesn't stop, ever.

I want for more easy to corrupt wishes.

Granted, but then it's no fun to do anymore.

I wish to travel to another inhabitable planet

Granted! But you're the only one who want to leave earth, so you get to live there alone.

I wish junkfood was healthy!

Granted but all non-junk food is extremely unhealthy

I wish I knew

Granted--since you didn't specify what you wanted to know, now you know everything and omniscience drives you mad with boredom--knowing everything means no surprises left in the entire universe, even the time of your own death no mystery to you.

I wish I had a nice sandwich.

Granted, it complements you every day, but every time you try to take a bite out of it, it screams extremely loudly

I wish for a new bike

Granted, it's too small.

I wish for my own keyblade. (Another trailer for KH III came out and I'm so fuzzy and warm right now)

Granted, but its a keychain keyblade

I wish...for...a warhead candy

Granted--it nukes you from orbit after you get a taste of a such a sour treat!

I wish I didn't fall asleep at random seeming times.

You will never fall asleep again.

I wish for people to make more wishes that I can corrupt.

Granted, they won't be as creative as the one I'm making right now.

I wish for a wish so corrupted, that there is no way to corrupt it, thus rendering my corruption of the last wish, useless.

Granted--but it's so depressingly corrupted that you can never stop thinking about it anymore and it taints all happiness you have for the rest of your life.

I wish Robin Williams was still alive.

Your wish is granted! But Robin Williams becomes one of the Undead, and infects most of the world. It is now a fight for survival.

I wish that I was immortal.

Granted, but you forgot to wish that you don't age either, aso you get older and wrinklier and your body doesn't quite know what to do with itself once you get past the point of what should have been your natural lifespan.

I wish I could see perfectly in the dark

Granted - However… The rumour of eating carrots to help see in the dark is true, and you now live your life eating 100,000 carrots slices a day.

I wish tat I could breathe underwater.

Granted, you can't breath air no more.

I wish for a female anime protagonist with huge boobs, curvy body, but nobody in the whole series acknowledges them at all, nor are they used for any fan service or comedic relief.

Granted - But her boobs are so large that the whole world's population are suffocated, therefore ending the human race and making all animals extinct.

I wish that I could time travel.