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Granted, but you can't control what time you end up in.....or where you pop up. Prepare to see some disturbing images.

I wish for my cat to like birds so I could get a parrot

Your wish is granted, but your bird does not like your cat, and the bird eats the cat (whereas it might have been the other way around.)

I wish that I could alter the past so that I can make up for my mistakes.

Granted, you won't be the you we all know and love.

I wish for a national day where everyone is dressed as NPCs from Oblivion and all talk like they do.

That wish is granted, but the national day becomes all year round, and all other days and holiday's are forgotten about.

I wish that my life was simple.

Granted, people will grow jealous, and hate you for your simple life.

I wish for the next elder scrolls to have the adoring fan return.

Granted, but there is an army of adoring fans and the whole game is just about the fans, therefore ruining it.

I wish I had the nerve to come out to my parents.

Granted, but who says they need to know?

I wish for a fresh taco.

Granted, but the taco is full of worms instead of meat.

I wish that I had a slushie right now.

Granted, your slushie is filled with worms instead of water.

I wish for a taco that wasn't filled with worms.

Granted but it's made with wilted lettuce and stale tortilla.

I wish for a sushi roll.

Granted, but you are unable to touch it or eat it or smell it or even just taste it--you can only see it and know it belongs to you without being able to use it in any way.

I wish There had been more seasons to Farscape.

Granted, but it’s in black and white and has no sound.

I wish to go to a zoo and see a wolf up close and to see a real life dragon up close.

Granted, but the dragon is feeding on the wolf.

I wish for everyone in the world to get a free box of chicken nuggets.

Granted, the nuggets aren’t eatable and are made of plastic.

I wish for a good picture of a deer drinking from a stream in the woods.

Granted, the deer is made of plastic.

I wish for a black t-shirt.

Granted, but it has holes in it.

I wish for a new pair of black high top converse shoes.

Granted, but theyes are so high that they are practically boots. They are also in your least favourite colour.

I wish that I could speak to animals and they could understand me aswell as me understanding them.

Granted, the animals say a lot of mean things to each other.

I wish for black nails to not be considered emo.

Granted - But now back nails are associated with people in mourning, and everyone (even random people) now come up to you and say "sorry for your loss".

I wish that I could shapeshift between any animal I wish.