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Granted, only once a day.

I wish Netflix would put put more good anime in their selections.

Granted, but any anime that had been watched by one person was deleted, meaning if an anime was out on Netflix then it would be a first come, first served situation.

I wish that birds liked me.

Before I corrupt that wish, I'd like to know why birds don't like you. Like, all birds doesn't like you?

Well, I usually sit outside and birdwatch (or I try to) and I place out some food an whatnit for them. But suddenly they aren't coming any more. No Blue Tits, Wagtails... Woodpeckers. Even cries don't come anymore!

Aww, sorry to hear that. Maybe you just need to draw some more distance between them.

There's no need to apologise!
I've tried. But I'll be on the look out tomorrow (if I have the change) as I've got new neighbours. They could have a cat. But I have two cats. Well there indoor cats though, so the birds wouldn't know about them anyway.

Well, hopefully they'll get along with you.

Granted, but he birds like you only for the seeds/bread you feed them.

Granted, but they only likes you as a friend.

I wish to be more creative.

Granted, but your creativity and what you make is morbid, making everyone avoid you and earn you the nickname 'The Killer of Veronica Lonik Curtis', because everyone thought you kidnapped and killed Veronica in the late 20th century.

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I wish I wasn't so morbid.

Granted, but now you're so obviously bright and cheery, no one believes you could possibly be this upbeat and naive and everyone suspects you of ulterior motives--including the police when a felony happens near where you live.

I wish there was no crime in the entire world.

Granted - but now several wars are going on instead.

I wish that we didn't have to pay for WiFI.

Granted, now you need to pay by the hour to browse the net.

I wish to be immortalized in history.

Granted--but no one remembers you by your actual name, only that embarrassing nickname you were given by your parents when you were little.

I wish I could get my neck to relax.

Granted, you can't relax yourself.

I wish I could just have a day where I could do nothing but RP and play Naruto, all day, non-stop.

Granted, you'll get so focused that you'll sit by your TV for 24 hours straight. You won't eat, sleep, or got to the bathroom. So you'll pee yourself twice, and you left a window open, so bugs will be flooding your home. By the time you snap out of the trance, it'll be too late.....



I wish for a bigger apartment

Wow... I uhh... don't know what to say.

Granted, you share it with annoying room mates.

I wish for games now a days to come out actually finished, without needing a thousand updates when you get it.

Granted--but only one comes out each year now and often you can't afford the finished product.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

Granted. They cancel eachother out, and now you are mediocre.

I wish I could have enhanced senses and more senses unable to be obtained by mankind.

Granted--but now you perceive everything, including horrors humankind was never meant to know of, which drive you insane and require you to be sedated to get any peace.

I wish I had perfect regeneration like Wolverine.

Granted, it's wet paper.

I wish for a cut-out of Big Smoke.