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Granted, but it falls apart due to cheap materials.

I wish I had immunity to all disease.

Granted, but now you have a very fragile body, and the smallest fall breaks your bones easily.

I wish for crickets

Granted, but they only show up when you make jokes, thus making all your jokes sound lame.

I wish games would have voice overs of your own character instead of muting them.

Granted, but all of your characters will be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, including the females.

I wish there was an all you can eat pizza buffet closer to me.

Granted but the pizza is poisoned.


I wish humans and let's had internal life of immortalilty.

Granted, but the internal structures ossify, meaning the immortals turn into biological statues.

I wish to conquer the world.

Granted, but the world soon implodes on itself along with you and all your subjects. You all die a terrible death.

I wish that I could have infinite wishes.

Granted, but they are all by evil genies that twist all of them in the worst ways possible.

I wish to win the lottery every time I partake in it.

You always win a big pile of cow manure, even if that's not a prize.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, but the day you get it, you get in a car crash and are put in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish for no animals to be endangered

Granted, there are two times the animals, counting predators.

I wish for an extra toe.

Granted, but you're a lego figure. You have one toe.

I wish I were dead.

Granted, you're a spooky ghost.

I wish I were a t-posing god.

Granted, but you need to sub to my channel. youtube.com/channel/UCadhDYbYO-Z5dDjsiiDU4CQ
I wish I had more subs.

(Thanks for blowing my ears out)

Granted, you're subbed by T-series, and his bots.

I wish for a fresh banana off a tree.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it

I wish for coffee

Granted, though the coffee has absolutely no caffeine and steals your energy instead.

I wish I had a pet gorilla.