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Granted, you can't name him Donkey Kong any monkey puny name.

I wish for a sledgehammer.

Granted, but it is a toy sledgehammer.





I wish my crush would notice me

Granted, but its because you made a fool of yourself

I wish for bandaids that don't fall off

Granted, but they never come off.

I wish the Chiefs would win the Super Bowl.

Granted, but after the superbowl they never win any game

I wish for a crush

Granted, it's only the drink.

I wish for my own pewdiepie chair that's only 399$

((https://usa.clutchchairz.com/product/pewdiepie-edition-throttle-series/))Granted, but it has 400 dollar shipping and handing

I wish for free money that I work for

Granted, but inflation renders it all worthless.

I wish for diplomatic immunity.

Granted, but now no one comes when you need help yourself.

I wish I had a dog

Granted, but it dies within 8 months.

I wish I was the best game designer.

Granted, but there's no story and everyone hates it.

I wish I was alone.

Granted, but you always feel crippling loneliness and everybody avoids you on every platform and method of communication.

I wish I could read and write code in any programming language

Granted, but that power is useless.

I wish this statement was false.

Granted, but as that wish can also not be granted...the universe ends, good job you ruined everything

I wish that my friends were online

Granted, but your friend count is zero.

I wish for food.

Granted but it is spoiled

I wish my friend count wasn't zero anymore

Granted. It's negitive.

I wish my wish couldn't corrupted.

Granted, but as you forget to say be the grammer god makes it even more corrupted, you spend the rest of your life studying grammer losing interest in everything else

I wish my friend count would become positive

Granted. You get a decimal of 0.000000000001 friends.

I wish I didn't need to study grammar.

Granted, but your grammer now sucks

I wish for a positive whole number as the amount of friends I have