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Didn't you hear? It ended because someone wished that the wish couldn't be corrupted. And the rules do state that a wish must be corrupted.

Granted but its on the outside of the house and its walls are made of glass

I wish for a pencil that never dulled, and an eraser that lasted forever

You get it, but it rolls down a vent soon after the first use.

I wish for diplomatic immunity from this harassment.

Granted, but then you are harassed in a different, much much crueler way. You are tickled so much it is practically torturous.

I wish for a car that could fly

Granted, but there is no steering

I wish to have a pencil that will never dull, and I can summon it into my hand at any time

Granted, but when you summon it, it sticks to your non dominant hand and you are never able to write with it.

I wish that the world had more resources.

Granted, the populqtion grows to match them,and since they appeared out of nowhere with no sustainability, whn the new ones run out we have a bigger problem.

I wish I slept normally.

Granted, but you never feel refreshed after sleeping

I wish for a battery that has infinite power

((I didn't mean it was actually ending, lol, none of these wishes can actually be granted, anyway))

Granted--but it doesn't fit any of your devices, and there's no way to jury-rig it to make it work for them, either.

I wish I could conveniently ignore all spoilers to shows and movies I want to watch.

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(Also let's try to keep it civil, people, this is supposed to be just for idle fun)

Granted, but now you know the ending to every movie and show you will ever see.

I wish I could draw pictures that represented my characters I've made

Granted--but you can never show them to anyone because you always lose them after you finish them.

I wish shooting stars really granted wishes.

Granted-- but they twist them around and make all the wishes bad.

I wish to be immortal.

Granted but as you never die after the sun explodes you are extremelly lonely

I wish for a razor, to shave.

I texted u

Hi

Granted but you cut yourself and then it breaks.
I wish I got paid more for babysitting.

Granted, but you add five more kids for every extra dollar earned.

I wish for a decent pair of pants.

Granted! They're high quality denim and won't fade anytime soon, but they have built-in knickers and the pants are forever lined with mucus making them extra heavy. Enjoy!

I wish for some peace & quiet