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Granted, but you can’t hear anything anymore!

I wish for a cat!

Granted--you go deaf and now it's all quiet to you.

I wish Genie from the Aladdin movies was real.

Granted, but it's Will Smith instead of Robin Williams.

I wish to actually learn stuff in my chemistry class.

Granted—but when you learn stuff, you figure out that you hate chemistry and then, out of your extreme hate for the science, you become a psychopath and are put in an insane asylum.

I wish to meet a cat that is not mean to me.

Granted, but it's WAY too nice to you. It sticks with you everywhere you go.

I wish that this statement was false.

Congrats! Your every statement is false (and not just false but malicious and misleading), nobody trusts you, your ability to function in society is gone, and you can never go back.

I wish for there to be a moon base open to tourists right now.

Granted, but you're never coming home...a fact they spring on you once you're already there of course :p

I wish cass won't lock this thread

Granted--Kim does it herself.

I wish I had cool superpowers.

Granted, but everyone else has them too, including invisibility, and you never know when you could be being watched...

I wish I could wish that this statement is false without angering everyone.

((It's not the wish itself, it's that you keep using it, repeatedly. The first couple times were funny, but it's like a joke told and retold to the same audience. I'm not angry but it's getting a little worn, you know?))

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Granted but they are still super annoyed.

I wish I was the best in the world at something.

You're the absolute best in the world at managing to be filmed and on national television when doing embarrassing things!

I wish for more forum threads like this on other websites, so I may corrupt more wishes.

Granted, but you, being the creator, are alone.

I wish I get to die alone when I die.

Congratulations! You're the only survivor of an inexplicable apocalypse that destroys all media and forms of entertainment, as well as every living thing on Earth down to bacteria. Thankfully there's a lifetime supply of food and water right next to you!

Have fun living and dying alone in a completely desolate world with no way to entertain yourself!

I wish for new video games to come out on every console right now.

(Thanks! That would actually be great!)

Granted, but you can't play them.

I wish that I could stop doing this.

Granted. But now you have no motivation to do anything, ever again--including eat or drink. You waste away to nothing.

I wish I didn't feel so tired all the time.

Granted, but you'll never feel energized again.

I wish I had a pet gorilla.

Granted, but when it dies, it becomes a meme.

I wish my dog was smarter.

Granted, you're dog becomes the successful version of brain from pinky and the brain and successfully takes over the world, enslaving all humans to do his bidding....and of course keeping you as his close pet (how ironic)

I wish I could fly

(I fail to see a downside to this.)

Granted, but you only move ten feet an hour.

I wish I could travel to Mars.