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Granted, but with no air and no space suit you find the scenery difficult to take in....not as difficult as taking in air thou

I wish the shipper would load my trailer early
#truckdriverproblems

Granted, it does it too early, thus you have to get to it sooner.

I wish I had the n-word pass.

Granted...but when you use it no one believes you actually have it so you get in big trouble with the NAACP!

I wish I was better able to shut out distractions when trying to work.

Your work distracts you from your dreams. I'll let you figure out the rest.

I wish for a pie.

Granted but the pie is an explosive and you have to give it to your greatest friend who you think dies from the pie exploding when he eats it but actually he was using firecrackers. Then he trips and drops the pie, making it explode on you both.

I wish to be the top player in Smash Ultimate

Congrats! But since your skill is known to come from sorcery, you're banned from any competition forever.

I wish for a fully functioning spaceship.

Granted you have it...but you have no idea how to use it. Oops, you accidently destroyed Montreal while trying to figure it out!

I wish I had a pair of earbuds or headphones that worked as they were supposed to and didn't cost too much!

Granted, but they are made terribly and break soon after the first use.

I wish to win the lottery

granted, but its a 10 dollar prize

I wish for my itch to go away

Granted, but that patch of skin is also removed.

I wish to have perfect genes.

Granted, but as I am hard of hearing I instead give you a pair of perfect jeans

I wish that I didn't need imodium

Granted, but you get crippling constipation.

I wish to have a hummingbird feeder.

granted but hummingbirds go extinct

I wish that my pencil erasers stopped popping off of my pencils

Granted, they don't work as efficiently.

I wish people weren't so racist towards orcs in fantasy worlds.

Granted, but now the orcs win everyone's trust but are constantly evil and screwing everyone over with no way to fix this mistake!

I wish I had some salty snacks.

Granted, but those salty snacks are DEEZ NUTS! Ha! Gottem! (I'm sorry...)

I wish for actual good modern cartoons.

Granted, but they go off the air as soon as the first season ends.

I wish science advanced faster.

Granted, but the scientists are evil and destroy the world as we know it.

I wish there was a more accurate anime of Blue Exorcist.

Granted, but it's so accurate that it comes to life and you get sucked into the story and can't get out.


I wish I was in a plane right now.

Granted, but it's a prop plane...and it's coming down...and you can't get to the parachute...

I wish my family had no debts.