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Granted. No debts, but you now have no internet or television access.

I wish I had a working "make it easy" button.

Granted, but everytime you need to use it, it's in a difficult location to reach.

I wish for more subscribers.

Granted...but it works just like the staples commercials always suggested. Once pressed it says, "that was easy," and does nothing more. Additionally you cant change the batteries so when it's done you can only throw it out. The words 'made in China' also are plastered in large letters over the clearly cheaply made plastic red button drowning any other markings that are underneath it.

I wish I could fall asleep on command, then wake at the time I want without any assistance.

Granted, you'll always have nightmares.

I wish to have a dog that can stretch and grow.

Granted, but he starts falling apart whenever he stretches.

I wish I could avoid ever sleeping in an awkward position again!

Granted, but you must therefore be strapped to your bed.

I wish that my youngest shiba inu wouldn't be screaming every night.

Granted. You don't hear it anymore, and when it tries to warn you of a murderer, you die..

I wish I was never dead again.

Granted, you are cursed to an eternal, torturous undead existence instead.

I wish I never got migraines.

Granted, but you no longer have a head to get migraines in.

I wish to be top of my class.

Granted, but as an only child who is homeschooled you're competing with no one....so technically you're also bottom of your class

I wish my vaporizer never ran out of juice

Granted, but you are no longer medically allowed to use it, so the juice remains as nobody is using it.

I wish my evil chickens would stop dying.

Granted, they lay evil eggs. And that's bad, because they'll make evil scrambled eggs.

I wish Wes Johnson would read me bedtime stories.

Granted, but only the ones most likely to give you nightmares.

I wish Stargate SG1 hadn't gone on for two more seasons after they had dealt with the primary extraterrestrial threat.

Granted, now it goes on for 8 more seasons instead with detailed Ori story threats (dont hate on my stargate mister lol)

I wish subtleknifeweilder didn't hate on my stargate (hehe)