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Granted, he doesn't care about it anymore.

I wish Sean Bean played a role where he didn't die for once.

Granted, Sean Bean lives to the end...but he's the most despicable villain ever in this role and everyone wishes he would have died now.

I wish Leonard Nimoy was still alive


((lol. Love Stargate, would have liked to see more seasons of Universe, even, but the Ori were a bit over the top. I would have preferred a focus on Baal, the Jaffa political infighting, and/or the Lucian Alliance--a combination of those three would have given them more than enough problems to deal with on an ongoing basis without adding the all-powerful Ori. ))

Granted, but no one knows who he is, including you, and all his work seems to have just disappear.

I wish for...AIR PODS.

Granted, they're used and you can hear people.

I wish for a waves check.

Granted....your next pay check is set on the beach under a rock awaiting high tide (idk what a waves check is so this is all I got)

I wish I had someone to share with

Granted, but they take everything from you

I wish that my lanyard didn't break

Granted, it's not broken, but the grass is taller than you.

I wish the next wish will be something based on The Room.

((grass?a lanyard is what holds your ID))

Granted, but you need to type at least a paragraph to answer the next wish

I wish I knew what the room was

((Oh... oops))

Congrats, you now what the Room is. Because you're stuck in it.

I wish for more books.

Granted! However, all those books are either duplicates of ones you already know or completely blank, with pages that you can never write on...

I wish my friggen contacts would stop flipping inside out when I try to put them on

I wish I didn't ruin all my friendships.

Granted but your contacts will feel like having a water bottle cap on your eyes

Granted, your friends ruin them instead

I wish I could fous

Whatever fousing is, you are now the best at it.

You are arrested for fousing without a license, and/or making typos I can exploit in a humorous fashion.

I wish people made more typos in wishes.

wysh graaaaaaaanteld butt now you cannoot understnd anithyng

I wish that there were more abandoned amusement parks to explore without having to fear being arrest.

Granted, but now it's haunted too. (Though that's a wish come true for me)

I wish for a back massage from a bear.

Granted....really this wish corrupts itself as the bear just massages you into its next meal.

I wish for ice cream

Granted, but it is spoiled ice cream, and has been left in the burning sun for four years

I wish "You Are The Only One", the best song to ever come out of Russia in my opinion, was more appreciated

Granted, it'll only turn into a meme.

I wish for a friendly bear to give me a back massage.