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granted, its a dead one

I wish for great vision

Granted but you only have it fr two hours a day.

I wish my corgi wasnt dead

granted, its a zombie corgi, it attacks any person it sees

I wish to have good handwritting

Granted but still no one can read it.

I wish to have some good chicken nuggets

Granted, but they aren't from chicken, its from human

I wish I didn't grab the wrong drink

Granted but it’s empty

I wish I wasn’t so sore still

Granted, you are even more sore when moving

I wish to read minds

Granted but you can only hear criminals minds.
I wish i had ketchup to go with my human nuggets

Granted but your ketchup end up being all the different hot sauces mixed together.

I wish I was taller

Granted, you're too tall. (Love the Gorillaz profile picture, by the way)

I wish for a live Lion to be my hugging pillow for bed.

(Thanks!)
Granted, the lion has rabies.


I wish I was famous!

Granted but you spiral into a depression and die from being mauled by paparazzi.

I wish to be on the 1 dollar bill

granted, but its all in your head

I wish to finish what I st

Granted, you have to focus on that only.

I wish that I could go beyond my power limit without destroying the universe.

Your upper limit for power is now no greater than an average human! Congrats!
I wish for some peace and quiet.

Granted, but you can only get peace and quiet when everyone around you is dead...



I wish I was happier.

Granted, you don't feel anything else. And what good is living if happiness is all you feel?

I wish for a pet dragon like Toothless from Dragons.

I dont know what toothless is but I heard toothless dragon so that's what you get. It's also the size of an iguana....oh wait that is an iguana....okay you get an iguana.

I wish the push notification for rpr on my phone didnt look just exactly like the symbol for when spotify is playing. I get all excited for a new reply just to go "oh that's just my music playing"

Granted but it still only plays music.


I wish I could shape shift!

Granted, you can only shape shift into small and cute things. Nothing big and badass.

I wish Cactuars existed.