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Roaming creatures with the upper body of a cactus and the lower body of a horse are now common in the deserts, horrifying biologists all over the world.

I wish for each day to last 36 hours instead of 24.

Granted, but the extra twelve hours aren’t treated like extra hours.

I wish Chocobos were real.

Granted, but all they do is sing annoying pop songs from 2010.

I'm hungry, can i have some food?

Granted, Waluigi isn't in smash.

I wish that Subnautica would stop breaking on my little brother.

For a change, Subnautica breaks your brother instead.

I wish for a cookbook.

Granted, but the recipes all include some human body part.


I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted! But you can only breathe underwater for 10 seconds.

I wish i could travel to space.

Granted, but you oxygen tank smells bad.

I wish cartoons were good these days.

Granted, but right when an episode airs, the worst shows plays over it with louder sound effects.

I wish for my physical pain to go away.

Granted, but your physical pain is instead replaced with emotional pain, which is even more unbearable.


I wish I could find my soulmate.

Granted, but you'll be forever separated by an invisible barrier that prevents you from ever touching.

I wish to be surrounded by kittens for the rest of my life!

Granted, but they lose a lot of fur when you pet them.

I could be friends with the predator.

Granted, but every time you see them, they must eat another human being to survive.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

Granted, but you go deaf in both your ears.

I wish I didn't have a speech impediment.

Granted...now you have a hearing impediment, so while you now speak easily and fluently, you cant understand what anyone else is saying.

I wish I had kids

Granted, but they're spoiled brats.

I wish I could jump one milometer higher.

Literally exactly what I am expecting

Granted, the earth's gravity is so intense now a millimeter is all anyone can jump

I wish I could fly

Granted, You can only fly 5cm off the ground.


I wish i could have Fire power's.

Granted, your fire is only semi hot.

I wish to know what the inside of my nose smells like.