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Granted, you are now a nose hair.

I wish for more wishes

Granted--but the genie gives them to your worst enemy, not you. And those wishes aren't going to be corrupted.

I wish I could better focus on my writing.

Granted but now your locked in your room forever

I wish for 600,000,000,00 kittens

Granted but each kitten can only have a particular brand of food and water and you have to accommodate for all of the expenses without reimbursement

I wish for the ability to slow my perception of time

Granted--but you can never speed it up again to interact normally with anyone in any format. You can only keep slowing it further.

I wish that I could pay off all my family's debts.

Granted but then all of your family gets a 1 dollar dept because I will not corrupt that I wish for my Mimi’s dog tinker bell would come back to life..

Granted but Pet Sematary

I wish for absolute financial stability in my life

*writes in diary*
*I am going to die because of Loki but atleast I see tinkey again

A wondrous wish, o writer mine, for you shall see your beloved ‘Tinky’, but not as you remember; they will be corrupted, warped, made anew.

As for my wish, o reader mine, I simply desire to feast on the wishes of men once more.

Granted, but all the wishes are from corrupt men, lust, greed, etc.

My wish is to know the secret Kabby Patty formulae.

*squishes fire*nice try “plankton” I wish for my bananas to not be squishy and all bruised

Granted. Now they are inedible because they have too much potassium.

I wish I always knew what I wanted to eat.

Granted, but the food you want to eat will either always be too expensive, unavailable, or well beyond expired.

I wish I could befriend an alien.

Granted but you don't speak the language and are always afraid of veiled threats

I wish for knowing when my favorite webcomics update

Granted but they become longer and get posted every 2 minutes I wish to play the piano better

"granted, but you can only play piano with your face."
"i wish for a puppy"

I knew somebody’s sentence was going to have face in it

Granted but your pup is a rat pup.

I wish Rune factory 5 is the greatest game of all time!

Granted, but this will be the only game that you’ll be able to play.

I wish that everyone would be happy on earth.

Granted...but it's the happiness of ignorance.

I wish all lethal diseases could be cured.