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Granted, but everyone else dies and you are made happy


I wish for my own immediate death.

"i was thinking about saying feet, but that would be not so corrupted"

((Gee thanks for skipping me ))

Granted--but it's only brief brain-death and you are immediately revived with no damage.

I wish all lethal diseases could be cured.

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Granted but now by a weird medical defect, all non lethal diseases are rendered incurable.

I wish projectile weapons were never invented.

Granted. We just got very, very good at fighting up close.

I wish I could eat what I want and not get overweight.

Granted, but you develop a laundry list of food allergies.

I wish I could assemble IKEA furniture effortlessly and quickly.

Granted, you are now an IKEA employee for minimum wage and long hours.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Granted. Now no one else has any and they're all broke--all businesses close down and there's nothing for you to buy with the money.

I wish benevolent genies existed.

(I know this is an old game but it looked like fun so I'm bumping it)

Granted but the genie is overly kind, to the point of annoyance and will never leave your side.


I wish for free pizza for the rest of my life!

Granted! But every pizza is alive, and you have you live with the screams every time you eat one.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

Granted, but because your vision is so perfect, they’re also incredibly sensitive to the point you always need sunglasses.

I wish my house was self-cleaning.

Granted! However, your self-cleaning house cannot always differentiate between trash and furniture.

I wish I could keep the metabolism of an eighteen year old well in my twilight years.

Granted but you can never satisfy yourself with food, you will always be hungry n matter how much you eat.

I wish my laptop and phone battery would never die!

Granted, but your house was raided and both were stolen!

I wish my friend would stop having 23 tabs open on their computer browser!

Granted! But every time one of their browsers were closed by magic on their computer it opened on yours.


I wish I could travel back in time and attend a real masquerade ball.

Granted. But you can only return to your own time the long way. A single day at a time.

I wish to be more cutthroat at work.

Granted. But you lost your job, oops.

I wish for Cassie to one day, in the future, fall in-love with me!