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(Have your character observe the person above, make a comment on the way they died, then post to most ridiculous, over the top way you character may actually die afterwards! These are for fun, so be creative, but keep it PG-13, at least! I'll start!)

Breaking News! Dumb Goblin Presses the Big Red Button!
The video begins with a goblin, short and thin, opening a door into a lab. He looks around, observing the beakers and chemical compounds.
"Hmm... Sciency things happen here..."
Then, his eyes bear witness to the amazing, shiny red button at the end of the room. He gasps.
"I must press it," he shouts to the heavens above. Rushing across the room, he slams his hand onto the red button. He grins, proud of his impressive feat. Then, a portion of the ceiling opens, and a huge black safe falls on him.
The safe door slowly opens, revealing the corpse of the goblin, with a huge lump in his head. He is being licked by numerous adorable kittens. The video ends with one kitten looking the camera, and uttering a single, heart-warming mew.

Scar walked into her lab wondering what the loud crash was, looking around she sees a giant safe. Walking around so she can see the door she finds it has swung open and has the skeleton of a goblin in it, his head seems to have a large bump on it and as Scar examines it closer she finds a bunch of cute kitties playing at the feet of the skeleton. Deciding that is probably not a good place for them she gathers them into her arms to move them but suddenly they are ripping her flesh apart and soon she is only a skeleton lying on the ground next to the safe, the adorable kittens playing among her bones.

Was reading in the paper about a woman who had been killed by kittens. "huh I guess she got the cat end of that stick."

Walking into his garage Cid dressed in his pajamas slipped on some oil. Sliding under a car the jacks gave way before crushing his legs. Suddenly he looked up and saw a bunch of wrenches falls down and hit him on the head. Finally, after getting free he drags himself over to his desk and reaches up. Calling the medics he grabs a slice of pizza only to find out it was four-week-old pizza. Foaming at the mouth he dies from an extreme case of food poisoning.

Fenkia who just happened to be in the area saw Cid's garage wide open and the car that was inside. Curiosity grabbing her she rushed inside as she looked at the car "Oi, dis onez gotta go supah fast, Iz alwayz wanna get behind one ah 'em" She says before opening the door and climbing inside and figuring out how to turn the car on. "Dis fing be all kindzah fancy, wotz dah go fast button?" She asks trying to push the gas peddle with her feet. However, with her being 4'6, she wasn't tall enough to reach the peddles, so not knowing what they did she climbed down and pressed her hand against the gas peddle as it sped out of the garage. She wasn't sure what was going on, she just thought it made the car vibrate, the car in question was being driven all over town knocking over stuff and generally causing some problems. Fenkia hopped back up into her seat as she saw the car approach a nearby cliffside "Oh... well... Dat ain't good one bit iz it?" She said before the car was sent flying to the depths below.

Sighing after being dumped again Marcus found himself at the foot of a cliff. Leaning against he sighed. "This sucks.." He said to himself before his phone dinged. It was a text from a girl he had a crush on! "Hot dog! She wants to go out on a date." Smiling he leave's the edge of the cliffside and walks straight out. Suddenly the sky got dark and he turned to see some green thing in a car come falling towards him. "Just my Luc..." Suddenly the car lands on him and explodes sending debris everywhere. Marcus's cell phone goes flying in the air with a new text that said something had come out and she had to cancel seeing she got the wrong number.

Linne had just finished texting the wrong number about a date and sighed, embarrassed. She hoped that this wasn't some sort of psycho....

She sighed and stepped off of the sidewalk and into the road, still looking at her phone. Surprisingly, she made it all the way across without getting hit... Although she did fall through a man-hole. She yelped as she fell through, only to be cut short by sewage filling her mouth, nose, and lungs. She suffocated to death.

:^)

Stubbs poked at the dead body that had appeared on the beach. Fresh cadavers always were hard to come by, and for one to just float right up to him while he was relaxing and eating his tuna sandwich was almost a dream come true. She did smell pretty bad... must have floated out of a sewer.

Unfortunately for Stubbs, while opening her mouth to check her teeth, he started chocking on one of the pickles from his sandwich. Flailing around like a buffoon, he tried desperately to get the attention of a young couple, only for the man to assume he's a psycho and shove him into a nearby hotdog stand and taze him. Bizarrely, the combination of the hotdog cooking equipment and the taser resulted in a massive explosion that annihilated the unfortunate merc.

Having made a shady deal near the boardwalk Alec smirked pocketing the money he made. "Nothing like making a good profit." He said as he walked out. That was when he saw the explosion from the hotdog stand. "Woah.." His mouth wide open he looked up as six hotdogs landed in his mouth. Choking about he flailed around before he tripped, falling into the ocean. Suddenly a giant shark came up and grabbed him before his pistol flew out of his holster and the shark sank below with him in tow.