Skip to main content

Forums » Smalltalk » Funny Lyrics & or Songs

MasterWinter

So I recently have had a song stuck in my head, that won't go away. On top of that. There is a section of the lyrics in which I always love listening to. I'm sharing it with you, to help possibly share some smiles and or laughs. I hope this will inspire others to share some good laughs.

Please note: Not everyone will find things funny. But I ask you to please be respectful of what is shared. Thank you.

Song name: "If I Didn't Have You"

Where the song comes from: Quest For Camelot OST

Partial Lyrics
(devon)
ACT! DID SOMEONE SAY ACT!
I CAN ACT!
If only I had separate parts
my career would be the art
I'd be the STAR of Camelot

(Devon)

you'd be the half that the whole world forgot!

(Devon)

if I didn't have you

(Cornwall)

I should be so lucky!

(Devon)

If I didn't have you!

(Cornwall)

Oh, wait you'd be dead!

(both)

Oh, what I could be if there was only me
o what I'd do if I didn't have you!


tumblr_oow94tnfyo1sc66ujo1_500.gif

Hollyfrost

"My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that b****!"
This just seemed like an amusing intro... It caught me off guard.
MasterWinter Topic Starter

Moonlight_Minccino wrote:
"My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that b****!"
This just seemed like an amusing intro... It caught me off guard.

O.o That IS an interesting intro. Didn't expect it either.
Hollyfrost

"Okay, we get it; you're both a happy couple. Why else go through the trouble of posting it ten times a day?"
MasterWinter Topic Starter

"Ronic...! Don't even need a step. I engineer beats like Imhotep. Players run when they see me on the mic check. I got spikes that'll make a dude's life wrecked."

Big Bad Bosses: "I'm The Boss"


Viria (played by Lil_Killer)

“I can’t decide wether you should live or die! Oh you’d probably go to heaven, please don’t hang your head and cry... They’ll wonder why my heart feels dead inside: It’s cold, hard, and petrified! Lock the doors and close the blinds, we’re goin for a ride! Oh I could throw you in the lake or feed you poison birthday cake, I won’t deny I’m gunna miss you when you’re gone...” sorry it’s kinda long! The song is “I Can’t Decide” by Scissor Sisters

You are on: Forums » Smalltalk » Funny Lyrics & or Songs

Moderators: Mina, Keke, Cass, Claine, Sanne, Dragonfire, Ilmarinen, Darth_Angelus