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"Knowing her, that's probably one of the nicer things anyone's called Akumi, really..."

Yuno looked like that she was about to kill Heama right then for calling her "cute". Her face was now piping hot full of anger. Only Asami had the right to call her that. She wrote "die" in Hiragana in the dirt with the tip of her shoes so much so that she surrounded herself with the words.

     Then suddenly, a being clad in what was once a tattered uniform brutely stomp and drag the sole of boot across the measly threat declaration. Instead, he displays an object much, much dangerous than any knife, scissor or hammer.
     "Clean 'eet..."
     A fury of a gamma ray burst is invoked upon the man eyes, as he shoves a deadly and fearsome, long broom into the pink-haired child. Eye-watering smoke bursting out from his nostrils as Cap'n breathes on her face like a enraged bull.
     "NOW."

     Perhaps if she spent doing house chores instead, there wouldn't be so many turbulent thoughts in her mind.

"Uhm... I-Is cleaning that... That important to you, mister...?" It's best to keep on guard with this one around... And make a note to keep her own room clean too, while she's at it.

Even her friend had to murmur a reminder to himself... Just in case. "Need t' clean out the room later on if it's gonna be like that, man... Yeesh," he shuddered.

"The hell, man? Ain't no reason to be piping out like a sauna! The saunas are for the...Finnish...?" His focus was diverted, as he can see, he's been ninja'd. "Oooh...A pretty face!"

The captain is gonna regret that for what she was about to do. the girl's eyes were know a fearsome red, and she emitted an aura that scared the hell out of some birds in the distance. "Oh, I'll do some chores alright...I'll clean up the pool of blood and remnants of your body when I'm through with you..." She muttered, half of her face covered in the shadows. She slipped her phone out of her pocket, and unsheathed her katana.

She sighs. "Oh, come on...This is not the only option, people!"

"No need to fight over meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
> Asami decides to act drunk as lightning crashes.

"Oh, come on...You're not drunk!"

"Tifa-puuuuuuuuu~"
> Cue cuddles from nowhere~ Poor Tifa doesn't get a minute's respite from Asami...but Asami is too cute.

    Retching filled the entire room as another child came into view. Now it was turning into a emotional rollercoaster. If uncontrolled rage was the drop, then unearthly disgust was the loop. Again, it was the Cap'n, finally seeing without his titular cigar in mouth. Because the same was in the floor, and his tongue was absolutely sour with what he saw. Goddess? Time?

    "'DAT AIN'T NAY GAWD!!!" - He roared, ready to preach about his faith. "'N 'ye talk 'liek 'ye 'just crawl'd from 'ye ma's belly! AIN'T NAY GAWD!!! 'Da only TRU' 'GAWD is JAYZUZ HEIGHT CHRIST, 'ye 'GOTTA be jokin' me! 'E professional is 'e 'gawd?! CUT 'DA BULL!!"

The stranger served to bea military man. Adael had immediate respect for him. His brow furrowed in confusion when the men began to speak. What language was that?

"Ack! It's Erina-sama!" Some unknown NPCs ran away in fear from this girl, scattering away. "Hmph." Erina swooshed her hair back with a wave of her hand, giving everyone glares around her. She carried a bento box full of heavenly food she had made for herself.

> Asami blushes as she sees Erina.
"Erina-puuuuuuuuu~"
> She blushes cutely.
"I got a puu sacrifice~"
> Erina receives a bound and gagged Tifa-puu~

    There's not even time for one more kid to finish its ramblings before an enormous plaque flew right towards her, only mere inches from striking the child... Which would have quite catastrophic results. If it wasn't by the one kilometer long metallic structure that appeared to be there all along, that certainly would be the most impressive thing one might have seen this day.

    It took no trained eye to know that the structure, floating away from the very ground, was a heavy artillery cruiser. On top of it, the same 'ole Cap'n from before, the fierce ever-raging storm raging in his eyes seen from miles away.

    ... On the plaque, there were only three words, hurriedly painted in navy blue:

"No need to be so uptight...Captain."

The towering, feathered creature's throat made a soft, tremulous clicking sound as it perused the humanoid, making circles around it curiously. Upon its final examination, it did not seem to be thoroughly impressed- even in the slightest. It pulled away with one last squint of its glowing eyes, as if it was considering the possibility of how this thing could be considered anything similar to a combat personnel.

<"HOW PROFOUNDLY PITIFUL. I WOULD NOT EMPLOY SUCH A SUBJECT WITHIN MY UNIT. I HAVE SEEN ENSLAVED SPECIES THAT FUNCTION BETTER THAN THIS. WHERE IS YOUR EQUIPMENT? YOU HAVE NO ARMOR. I COULD SPIT ON YOU AND YOU WOULD CEASE TO LIVE.">

Clearly, it did not think highly of the human; it was a wonder, really, that it had not yet slain it out of mercy.

    Only one thing in this universe equalled what was just heard by a nearby Capn. It was usually related to satisfaction, a deliciously bittersweet taste on his smoke-filled mouth. And all that was lacking from the recent display of a strange creature was the sweet, sweet scent of charred flesh. The sound equalled to his enemies burning to the very bone. A burn. Simple as that. A massive one. It was simply what the Capn heard.

    "... Sayehs da carnival gecko wit e JUNKSUIT stashd... EGGHEAD!"

    But in the ferocious grin on his face, there was both defiance and pride. Before him, laid what others simply perceived as a monster, nothing more nor less. An aura of deadliness permeating from its luxurious glowing being. In it, he saw the monster that he also was. An enemy. But the enemy of his enemy is also his friend.

Ixthis watches the captain with shocked eyes before he watched him throw the plaque, he slithered over coiling around the man, “now my good respectable sir, that their was quite uncalled for and your going to apologize swiftly to the good goddess.”

    Before the elementary particles that composed Cap'n bodily structure split themselves from the force of ire alone, voice of reason came by his side, in a calm demeanor, even though he, too, was abhorred by the nearby armed children and self-proclaimed "gods". He reached for the Cap'ns ears, whispered some words, on which The Man coldly nodded. Finally, a bunch of badly crumbled papers were handled to him, before the astronomer went away, scoffing under his breath.

    It contained all the information necessary for one to have a First Impression Of The Character Above. Weirdly enough, the Cap'n was the only one above all, standing proudly atop his heavy artillery cruiser. But that bunch of crumbled paper vandalized by graffiti was everything he needed. He was go with the rules and make sure to express his first impression.

    He cleared his throat. "Raspct'ble 'yo rear. If 'ya ev'n 'gat one." - And scoffed. To then begin his discourse.

    "Our 'ag diffrenc's man's absolt'ly naught thing. 'Yer halve men, halve an'mal, an'tomy itselv' disgrac'd. Nay't ev'n 'da 'grimesome avians 'o mah Eaudeios - Lord bless 'mah earth - could'va 'gav birth frum they're bad ends. 'Ya claim to'b 'e gawd 'o 'e myth star, 'un able't giv' abras'uns to 'da Cap'n, bawt 'ya can naught stand 'da abus' 'o 'ye 'femme 'n boye frends. Yet 'ye stil' claim't be 'e gawd, bawt'd 'ye own follo'ers des'rt 'ye. 'Wat 'un would'a 'spect frum 'e age regress'v 'dat 'jus appe'rd to've liv'd 'e tiny slice 'o layf? Bawt 'wat Cap'n woul'da 'spect'd frum a halve dinosaur? 'N ev'n worster 'frum 'ya's 'yer habit 'o playin' 'wit 'yer fawd, while BILL'ONS star'v. 'E infatil'sm. Comin' frum a gawd. Pff-eh. 'Gat ser'ous."

    Finally he would breathe. And crumble the bunch of paper into a tightly packed ball and throw it into a nearby fire, ignited by his heavy artillery cruiser engines. After all, he loved the smell of burn.