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In the refrigerator. Why do monkeys eat trees?

They taste like bread.
Why does nobody love me?

Because you can't calculate pi to the thousandth digit

What started the big bang?

The caveman. Who was the first person on the moon?

Cookie Monster

What is a monster?

You.

























What is Obama's last name?

Macguffin.

What's the circumference of a moose?

The the length of a viper from tail-tip to nose

What is the speed of light?

One centimeter per decade


How far is the moon from the sun?

Far enough to accommodate several bad sci-fi movies about the topic.

Should I use "dimwit" or "moron" in this e-mail? Cause it's for work and I want to be professional about it.

You obviously use lovely shotgun, duh.


Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

It was obviously PastaSalad, who doesn't know that

Who programmed the game undertale

Well, it's not like Justin Bieber has anything else to do with his free time...

I'm making a pizza. What should I put on top of it?

Anchovies and car oil (it’s much lower in fat than olive oil)

Who were the first humans ever created?

Humans, plural? Hah! Everyone knows there's only ever been one human, and it's Maple-chan!

Pizza just came out of the oven. What should I have to drink with it?

Molten iron or lave, whichever it's your choice



Should I put a tin can in recycling or trash

Sarlic, don't you know? If you throw them up in the sky right above your head and close your eyes, it will turn into butterflies! No need to get rid of it through recycling.

What is Sherlock's sidekicks name?

It was Merlock the Merman if I Remember correctly

Ok, then are those butterflies that are from tin cans edible

I apologize deeply, but only the panda mythics can know that information.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

ME!


How do I become a panda mythic