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That would be a deadly mistake through the heart!

I don't need to axe if you came prepared, it seems. You look fully staffed with puns.

(we should probably go to pms to not spam the introductions thread)

You betcha, and if you aren't careful I will dis-arm you with my sword!

(Nahhh, they don't mind, it's your thread, up to you if you would prefer PM's or not )

That'd be a scythe to see!

(aight.)

Welcome! I love the title of the forum btw, I relate to this

Thank yu! I thought it'd be a good introducion title too!

That glare is absolutely, brilliantly blinding! Maybe I should dirty it up with some thrown tomatoes

It'd have to be pretty light.

Dude...what a heavy concept!

Damn, forgot the weight of my words.

hello there!! i hope you enjoy your stay here at RPR!! perhaps we can rp sometime!

So far I am! Thank you,and hopefully we will!

Or forgot they added a stone or two to their poundage!

You're really sticking it to me.

Would you prefer black and blueberries pelting you?

Nah,they might get bruised.

The baker would say they get battered from that!

Actually, I think the baker seed that.

Better that the lumberjack saw it!

They might have saw it, but the farmer sowed it.