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Just telling some funny stories.

I searched up “Eleven” and there were eleven results.

Why cant hedgehogs just shared the hedge?

... You are now one of my favourite people.

If you clean the vacuum cleaner, are you a vacuum cleaner too?

If the dead are ghosts to the living... What if the living are just ghosts to people in the afterlife?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

oDay ouYay owKnay igPay atinLay?

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

onay

The only part of your reflection, you can lick, is your tongue

How does a train eat?
Chew-chew!

how does a train drink?
Chuga-chuga-chuga!

i love you all-

What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
-None. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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You know it's cold out when you go outside and it's cold.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes.

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And my personal favourite...
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

I like the last one. Don’t try it at home, kids, unless you’d like to go to jail and see someone you know.

esyay ouyay oday!

what concert costs 45 cents? A concert starring 50 cents and featuring nickleback

Why aren't inch worms exactly an inch long?

Why is it called the dark side of the moon if it's light half of the time?

As they say bacon is bacon and cookies are cookies

But why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

Why have new year resolutions anyways? You know you're going to go back to what you gave up anyways duh.