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Exactly what it says lmao. Stupid, funny, whatever.

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18/02/19

I walked into my open wardrobe door a few hours ago. Really hard. Now the left side of my face is bruised and really hurts lmao

*Giggles at the way you wrote the date*

I fell up the stairs...

I work in a screenprint shop. The stupidest part of my day today was having to remove canvas tote bags from their individually wrapped plastic bags so we can print them, then find out we don’t even need to keep the plastic bags when we repackage the tote bags for shipping. I am surrounded by a sea of plastic bags and static cling. D<

I was shredding cheese for my tacos and my finger slipped and well, I cut my finger.

IGNORE THIS IT WAS A DOUBLE POST

I was shredding cheese for my tacos and my finger slipped and well, I cut my finger. Hurts badly...

I woke up.......

Fumbled a crystal while moving it to a new shelf and slam dunked it directly into the trash. Had to root around for a while.

Forgot it's a holiday and missed my bus since it's running on an alternate schedule.

Biking to a store with half-flat tires to only find out it was closed

*Laughs at the fact you think the date was written funny*

The stupidest part of my day was trying to be proactive at work.

Since it's morning, I'll just write about yesterday, because I did so many stupid things yesterday.

18/2/2019
I was an idiot who didn't understand how the printers works, and kept trying to print a paper by doing everything wrong. Then I forgot the hat my mom knitted because the printers had riled me up (I did get it back, just had to walk more than I wanted to), and finally when I got home, I wanted to vacuum my floor, but I couldn't find the vacuum cleaner (I share it with 23 other people), and then I spent the rest of the day watching Netflix angrily.

*Turns red* Well... It is funny...

(month/date/year)

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Stupidest thing I did today (2019-2-19) was try and engage a trumpshirt in an objective conversation.

*Chuckles* Fair Enough

While cooking I poured wet ingredients into a container too small to hold them

Waking up early to get a head-start on today's work, then putting off working for 3+ hours... I do this every day, and am apparently not getting smarter.

My neighbor's 3 yo kid complained about her feet hurting after I helped her put her shoes on. Didn't reflect on why, I just proceeded to help her mother get the kid to kindergarten in time.

Turns out I put the left on her right and the right shoe on her left foot.

I just poured salt into my coffee, thought it was sugar

I made myself cereal this morning and I put my (full) bowl of cereal into the pantry, the (partially full) milk jug into the sink, and the cereal box in the fridge. My brother came into the kitchen to find me asleep on the table with a spoon in my hand and no cereal in sight. It was an interesting conversation when I woke up because I don't remember a single bit of it.

I woke up, feeling completely spent. And tried to comb my hair with a toothbrush.