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Legit, the struggle is real...

Critical hit! Mechanical Riddle Beast hits Orrik_Zynn_x2 with a riddle so tricky that Orrik_Zynn_x2's mind is LITERALLY BLOWN.

Oh noes, I couldn't resist petting the evil but cute kitty's belly and it killed meeeeeee...!

If I remember correctly, I just got mauled “across the face” while being distracted by... “toebeans?” Did I read that right?

You sure did!

Ah.. Right. And now I must go pet our newborn kittens out in our garage and lament that they are neither mechanical nor Sphinx-y.

But they are kittens, and that is extra-good just on its own self.

Yep. Last year we had hand portable cannons instead.

I can't believe how fast you guys are going!

Hey any body want a hit? https://www.rprepository.com/events/epicweek2019/monster.php?m=2735

Oh no! Kitty looks sad!

Sad kitty is sad.

i hit it eight times with an axe and died

good luck guys

I just smacked the thing a few times for over a hundred damage and then my insides turned inside out. I'm down.

Scheiße!

For the longest time, I thought that was some sort of weird B. But it's a double s.

look

i have been hit down twice now

and in my defense

in a real life situation

I WOULD pet the belly thank you very much

I mean, LOOK. Look at that face. That is a face that needs a belly-pet. Or some kind of cheering-up, at least.

*says that, and immediately gets crit*